had a really busy morning. had to drive my mother out to her bank which is one city over to the west. of course, my bank is one city over to the east. so after making that drive, it's a trip to the tractor supply store to get cat food and kitty litter. it's cheaper there, don't ask. then a trip to the grocery store that turned into a marathon of using coupons before they expired. so, just a few items became a full damn cart. now, keep in mind that i had to shit somewhere in the drive from my mother's bank to my bank. plus, i still needed to pick up the mail. and, i wanted to get home by noon to watch ROH. we left the grocery store at 11:50. i was pretty happy with myself that i was in the house by 10 minutes after noon. considering the post office was a mad rush of fucking procrastinators, i'm fucking amazed we got back home when we did. and if you're wondering, by 12:15 i was on the toilet letting loose something that someone might call shit, but i believe it was some evil brown liquid that had invaded me. good times.
ROH was good. always nice to see a heel turn as Jay Lethal is the new tv champion and a part of the House of Truth. this heel turn should allow Jay to give some great promos. good stuff.
the New York Yankees lost last night 4-2. CC made 2 damn mistakes and they both ended up in the seats. but today, the Bronx Bombers showed up as the Yankees hit 5 home runs to win 7-4. that's more like it. that victory beer is already gone.
the New York Rangers play their final game of the regular season tonight in Montreal. i might watch bits and pieces of it, but mostly for fantasy hockey implications. of course, i will be drinking if they win.
Saturday Night Live is new tonight. hopefully i am awake to see it. after i took my shower last night i fell asleep before 11:30. i woke up at 1 in the chair wondering what the fuck happened. must have been the wine i had with dinner. i told my mother today while driving if i was a raging alcoholic i'd probably get the 7 or 8 hours of sleep i should be getting each night.
the weather today has been amazing. mid 70's, hardly any humidity, damn near PERFECT. i've got the house opened up, finally airing it out from that shitty winter. and amazingly, it didn't rain today. thank god.
that's all for me kids. i'm going to go fuck around and see if i can come up with some t-shirt ideas for this blog, the book, etc. etc. i'll be on here tomorrow, probably in the early afternoon so i can sleep the rest of afternoon watching golf.
hope this finds everyone well. until tomorrow my enemies.
Barbarian Overlords - The Harvester
The Crystal Method - Busy Child
Portugal. The Man - Purple, Yellow, Red and Blue
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Joe Ely - The Road Goes On Forever
"I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious." - David Letterman