so, i made my mother breakfast this morning. i was happy that she felt like eating. that is different from most mornings. she enjoyed the coffee cup and Marvin the Martian t-shirt i got her for her birthday. now, i'm hoping she can get through physical therapy without too many problems. fingers are crossed.
the New York Yankees won last night over Tampa, 4-3. they will go for the sweep tonight.
Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Final was very entertaining. Colorado won in OT, 4-3.
AEW Dynamite was excellent last night.
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on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, NJPW, two episodes of The Old Man and Desus & Mero. i'll watch NXT UK sometime tonight on Peacock.
Game 6 of the NBA Finals is tonight. i will probably watch some of that.
i should be on here tomorrow after a trip to the bank and to Meijer.
it looks like the heat is going to finally break this weekend. i can't wait for that.
that's all for me kids.
until tomorrow...
fight the power.
fuck racism.
fuck hatred.
fuck war.
fuck the police.
black lives matter.
stay healthy.
wash your fucking hands.
stay socially distant.
get the fucking shot.
feliz cumpleaños a mi madre
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
peace and chicken grease...
music:
Monsieur Glize - Voyage
Lana Del Rey - Buddy's Rendezvous
Sturgill Simpson - I Don't Mind
DJ Shadow - Midnight In A Perfect World
Banditos - I Put a Spell On You
"The only thing that comes to a sleeping man is dreams." - Tupac Shakur
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today was one of those days where i'm all out of tears. just one gut punch after another. one of those days where i'll be drinking whiskey tonight, apologizing to my 8 year-old self, knowing damn well he was right. death was the obvious choice to make. it could have saved me from all of this shit.
so, my mother had an appointment today at the dermatologist. she has this spot above her lip that her cardiologist told her to get it checked out. as soon as the doctor walked in, she bluntly said, yeah, that's cancer. they numbed my mother up and took a sample off to get the pathology of it. once they have that, she will be recommended to the specialists 30 minutes away for them to remove it. there is about an inch or so of her lip that will be removed. the dermatologist said hopefully they get all of it and can give her a patch job that gives her lip integrity. mom has had this spot for about 6 or 7 years. i can't be the asshole today and scream why the fuck did you wait so long. she already feels bad enough.
so, after that, we had to go get her new glasses. hopefully, they will help her see better. both the glasses and sunglasses look good on her.
after that, i took her to Burger King to get her frozen Coke and it was straight back home.
when we walked into the office, Manchester United was up 1-0. CR7 yet again. as we were walking out, i noticed United was down to 10 men because of a straight red card to one of their defenders. and then sometime before i pulled into the garage at home, Young Boys had tied the game at 1. i went in and found the game on television, just in time to watch Jesse Lingard make a disastrous back pass that went straight to the American on Young Boys, who calmly slotted it in the goal in the dying seconds of the game. so, United lost 2-1 to a team they shouldn't ever be losing to. now, it's not the end of the world, but it also means they have no room for error in the rest of the group stage games in the Champions League.
and to top off this day of shit, i found out Norm Macdonald died. and of course, it was from cancer. he was one of my favorite comedians ever. rest in peace and thanks for all the laughs.
the Yankees got down 5-0 yesterday to the Twins. but, since they were playing the Twins, the Yankees came back to win the game 6-5 in 10 innings. honestly, when the Yankees went down 4-0 in the first, i stopped watching. i put on some soccer and caught up on some sleep. the Yankees start a series tonight in Baltimore.
Monday Night Raw was good last night. i am so damn happy for Big E.
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on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, NXT and Deadliest Catch.
i did watch a good portion of the Monday Night Football game last night. that was fucking crazy.
i should be on here tomorrow after i get the grocery shopping done.
i get the feeling there will be some poems flowing out of me like blood here soon.
i need to get the trash picked up, so until tomorrow kids...
fight the power.
fuck racism.
fuck hatred.
fuck the police.
black lives matter.
stay healthy.
wash your fucking hands.
stay socially distant.
get the shot.
la carrera hacia la muerte está en los últimos turnos ahora
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
peace and chicken grease...
music:
Amy Winehouse - You Know I'm No Good
The Band - It Makes No Difference
Johnny Cash - Hurt
Leonard Cohen - If It Be Your Will (Live)
Queen - Who Wants to Live Forever
"Every bad situation is a blues song waiting to happen." - Amy Winehouse
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i woke up this morning and my mother was already in the shower. that surprised me. thankfully, it was just because she wanted to take one, nothing bad had happened. she liked the card i gave her. hopefully what i bought her will be here tomorrow.
the grocery shopping today was tedious, mostly because i have to check every label for sodium, carbs and calories. fun times. i did get everything on the list and a few extras for my mother so she could at least attempt to enjoy her birthday with everything going on. i did luck into some baseball cards today at the Rite Aid near the Kroger i shop at. i got 2 Fairfield boxes for $9. there was about $15 worth of cards in the boxes. and it was warm enough today that most women were wearing something tight. and seeing that i'm an ass man, i enjoyed the view a little longer than i probably should have.
NXT was amazing last night. having Samoa Joe back as Mr. Regal's enforcer is going to be fun.
Deadliest Catch was a tough one last night. but, it is clear why the show is one of the best reality shows around, especially when it comes to dealing with a death.
Mr. Inbetween was excellent last night.
here are your highlights from the NBA playoffs last night:
here are your highlights from the NHL playoffs last night:
i did see a little bit of the Euro 2020 this morning before i had to go.
i did make a deposit at the bank today. there was nothing but dudes working, which kind of disappointed me. oh well.
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on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight.
the Yankees won last night over Toronto, 6-5. hopefully, they will win again tonight.
i'm sure i will watch some of the NBA and NHL playoffs tonight.
mom wanted popcorn shrimp for dinner tonight, but that doesn't exactly fit into what she can have sodium wise. so, i'm hoping to convince her into some crab cakes and maybe some steamed vegetables.
i have no damn clue when i will be on here tomorrow.
i need to go ice my back down and catch up on the shit i missed while i was out today.
until tomorrow kids...
fight the power.
fuck racism.
fuck hatred.
fuck the police.
black lives matter.
stay healthy.
wash your fucking hands.
stay socially distant.
get the shot.
feliz cumpleaños a mi madre
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
peace and chicken grease...
music:
Jimi Hendrix - The Wind Cries Mary
Big Brother & The Holding Company - Ball and Chain (Live)
The Beatles - Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
The Zombies - Time of the Season
"Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real." - Tupac Shakur
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so, my mother has been having problems with her asthma the last couple days. she had me buy something to read her oxygen levels today while i was at Rite-Aid. i got a text from her while i was in line at Meijer telling me she had a telehealth appointment at 2 and if she got worse, she was going to call the squad to evaluate her. so, i texted her back that i should be home before 2. i still had to go to Kroger and get the rest of the groceries... i got home at 1:40. of course, my mother was nowhere to be found. so, around 5:30 this evening, i got a text from her which was mostly gibberish. i figured she had to be on drugs. so, i guess the squad took her to the emergency room of the closest hospital to us. thankfully, i guessed right when i called. she is being admitted to the hospital upstairs, and can't have any visitors because she has respiratory problems. so, this should be a fun evening.
i did get everything on the grocery list today. made a trip to the bank. i had to get gas as well. good thing i did, just in case i do have to travel a bit with this upcoming storm. my order from Walk Off Wax finally came today. between that and the box of baseball cards i got at Rite-Aid today, i think i got some pretty good ones. now, i have to order some more damn supplies.
Young Rock was pretty funny last night.
Kenan was pretty funny as well last night.
the New York Rangers lost to the Devils last night, 5-2. honestly, i think the Rangers are trying to get their coach fired.
the Dayton Flyers pissed away a fucking 18 point lead in the second half last night and lost at Rhode Island, 91-89 in 2 OT. part of me is still fucking pissed about that.
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on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, NXT, AEW and the finale of The Masked Dancer.
i have no damn clue when i will be on here tomorrow. i'm guessing it will be sometime after Manchester United plays in the Europa League.
hopefully, i will get to speak to my mother either tonight or tomorrow sometime. it would be lovely if someone would call here and actually tell me her condition, etc.
here are your links for this day of Black History Month:
when i woke up yesterday, it had just started to snow. it was just enough to coat the grass and sidewalks and was gone by 11 in the morning. we ended up having this really good breakfast that mom decided she wanted to try. i think it was like a baked french toast. it was excellent. then we opened presents. i think i really surprised mom with what i got her. i did have a good laugh when my sister realized she forgot one of my presents back at her house. so, i know one thing i will be getting for my birthday (Jan. 21 in case anyone wants to plan ahead). i got some notebooks to write in, some clothes, some music, a couple books and a movie. all in all, it was a good Christmas. my sister went back last night. mom loved that we didn't fight while she was here. oh yeah, here's a good story. so my mother loves the color purple. so, she put some streaks in her hair last night that were purple. it took my sister over 2 hours to even realize it. we are getting a new front and back door today and tomorrow. mom and i are wondering if my sister will even realize it when she comes back here for my birthday.
Smackdown was really good last night.
i did watch a ton of NBA games yesterday. i'm interested to see how long LeBron is going to be out with his groin injury.
the Manchester United game wasn't on television this morning. but, i did follow online and love that they ended up winning today, 3-1. hopefully they can get on a roll here and who knows, maybe they will surprise us all and do some great things this season.
i already did the trash today. it probably won't get picked up until tomorrow, but you never know with these fucks around here.
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nothing on the DVR tonight. i'll watch NXT, NXT UK and 205 Live sometime tonight on WWE Network.
the World Junior tournament starts today. the New York Rangers will have 4 players in the tournament, so i'm going to try to keep track of those players. also, i always try to watch the team USA games when i can. i believe they play Slovakia tonight.
i have no clue when i'll be on here tomorrow. i probably need to go to the bank and deposit some of the Christmas money. but, that all depends on how long they are here tomorrow finishing putting in the doors.
i hope everyone had a great Christmas. i hope your Boxing Day has gone well.
until tomorrow kids...
¿Alguien más necesita un trago ahora?
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
peace and chicken grease...
music:
Simon & Garfunkel - The Boxer
Diane Coffee - Everyday
Muse - Madness (Live)
Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds - Push the Sky Away
"What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny." - David Sedaris
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everyone in this house is still asleep. i've been up for almost 2 hours now. it's almost been like this since i was a child. it's certainly a recipe to die young.
Merry Christmas to everyone. i hope you have a wonderful day and get things you actually want and will treasure and enjoy.
i had a pretty good and relaxing Christmas Eve.
i did watch a little bit of the game last night between Oakland and Denver. if that is the last game they play in Oakland, at least the fans went home happy.
Monday Night Raw was pretty good last night.
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on the DVR tonight will be Smackdown.
i'll probably watch a ton of NBA games today. that's my usual Christmas tradition.
i think my sister is going home sometime tonight. after she leaves, mom and i have to get the wreaths off the doors as they are coming tomorrow to put new doors on the house. this was basically mom's Christmas gift to herself.
i will probably be on here tomorrow in the afternoon most likely. probably after Manchester United plays on Boxing Day.
do the world a favor today, call someone who is alone and wish them a Merry Christmas.
i hope everyone has a great day.
Recicle todo ese papel y cartón por favor.
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
peace and chicken grease...
music:
The Pogues - Fairytale of New York
James Brown - Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto
Darlene Love - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
Robert Earl Keen - Merry Christmas from the Family (Live)
William S. Burroughs - The Junky's Christmas
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." - Humphrey Bogart
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my mother turns 65 today. sadly, it's going to be a really hot day here, so no big parties or drunken episodes of family dysfunction. at least not this morning. knowing her, she'll want to have a quiet day and sleep most of it away. i've been up 3 hours and i think i did a pretty good job of not waking her up.
i woke up about 20 minutes into the France vs. Australia game. France did not play well at all. thanks to Paul Pogba, they escaped with a 2-1 victory. i'm currently watching Argentina vs. Iceland. it's 1-1 in the 40th minute.
the New York Yankees got 5 shutout innings from the kid they called up from AA last night. the offense broke it open late and the Yankees won 5-0. they can win the series against Tampa with a victory this afternoon.
Vice was really good last night.
NJPW was good last night.
Major League Wrestling was very good last night.
Real Time with Bill Maher was hilarious last night.
the season finale of Wyatt Cenac's Problem Areas was really good last night.
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on the DVR tonight will be ROH. i will be watching NXT Takeover Chicago 2 for most of the evening on WWE Network. if it's like most of the Takeover shows, tonight's wrestling will outshine the main roster tomorrow night at Money in the Bank.
the other World Cup games today are Peru vs. Denmark and Croatia vs. Nigeria.
i will most likely be on here tomorrow before the Yankees Old Timer's Day festivities begin.
i might do some writing today. i might get off my lazy ass and do a Soundcloud recording. who knows.
that's all for me kids. i hope everyone has a great Saturday. call if you need bail money.
perdido en una espiral de muerte, encontré a una mujer disfrazada de sueño
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
peace and chicken grease...
music:
AC/DC - T.N.T.
Sex Pistols - God Save the Queen
White Reaper - Judy French
Pearl Jam - Mother (Live)
"The only thing that comes to a sleeping man is dreams." - Tupac Shakur
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i really have no clue why it took my uncle's family so god damn long to get him into hospice. was it that they were too fucking naive about cancer and death? were they so fucking selfish that they had to have him at home? it never made any damn sense to me, but it was never my place to say anything. so my uncle went to hospice yesterday. they cleaned him up and 10 minutes later he was dead. i figured his goal was to make it to Christmas and since he achieved that, it shouldn't be too long... the service is on Wednesday. i'm not looking forward to it. my uncle died without ever knowing what one his daughters did to me. now, i put that on my mother since she chose to not tell anyone about it. so, there's an ocean of feelings for me going into this one. i respected my mother's wishes of not telling him myself, but now i get to spend a funeral where the cousin that molested me will be just a few feet away. the stages of grief, they are all fucked up for me. i went a quarter century not being around my uncle, always thinking that my mother and father had told him why. and then to think that we moved next door to him so he could live out his final days around his sister. i have no fucking clue if we are staying here or not now. i was thinking in the car today that there's probably only 5% of me that's left that doesn't want to die. i have no fucking clue how much longer i can live for that 5%. and i know damn well Wednesday is going to be a shit show where i'm supposed to have a brave face on and not embarrass anyone or make a scene. it's not easy for me to swallow everything that has happened to me and pretend it never fucking existed in the first place. it's even harder when you know the people that are supposed to love you simply don't give a shit. and to think all i ever really wanted was for someone to say i'm sorry. nearly 35 years later, i doubt sorry fucking cuts it now. and when i've exhausted the poems about it, where the fuck do i go from there? so yeah, the funeral will be on Wednesday. i'll be highly medicated. http://www.gilbert-fellers.com/notices/Donald-Holland
i thought The Golden Globes was pretty good last night. being a very liberal person, i enjoyed all the shots at the incoming king. i would say president, but i know better. i was really happy for Donald Glover. i thought Atlanta was a really amazing show. the two awards last night proved it.
The Affair was a bit of a holy fuck episode last night.
the football games went how i expected them to last night. next week's games should be better.
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on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight. i'll be watching Monday Night Raw for most of the evening.
sure, i know Alabama is playing Clemson tonight for the national championship. if Ohio State was playing, i'd be watching. i suppose the football game will be on during commercials.
i did write 7 poems today, shocker. i certainly wasn't in the mood to type them up. maybe i'll do that later tonight.
i went to the grocery store this afternoon, mostly just to get out of the damn house. for most of the time i was in the store, i was sort of like a zombie. but then i happened to turn up an aisle and be behind this beautiful black woman wearing tight sweatpants. something about watching as ass shake that snaps you right out of being a zombie. yes, the poem is already written.
i will probably be on here tomorrow after Manchester United plays. and i will probably have some more poems written and all of them typed up (hopefully).
my mom is depressed, which i completely understand. as i wrote today, sometimes when we grow old we enter a perpetual state of grief. i'm only 40, so i don't know if there's any fucking way out of it yet.
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
peace and chicken grease...
music:
Fitz & The Tantrums - Songs for a Breakup: Volume 1 EP
St. Paul & The Broken Bones - Burning Rome
Red Wanting Blue - My Name Is Death (Live)
Tinsley Ellis - Kiss of Death
"I've never been an optimist." - Joan Baez
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i didn't sleep well last night. i'm not sure if i was anxious to see if i got any gifts at all or the rain overnight was fucking with my arthritis to the point where i was in too much pain to sleep. whatever it was, it lasted the whole damn night.
i was happy when i opened up my email this morning and saw an email to get Run The Jewels new album for FREE. yes, please.
the New Orleans Saints won yesterday 31-24. that was a great present.
my sister and i watched The Night Before last night. that movie still makes me laugh.
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nothing on the DVR tonight. i'll probably flip back and forth between basketball and football tonight.
i got some really good Christmas presents this year. new clothes that i needed, some Batman stuff that i can always use, my sister got me some cool fucking artwork from when she was out in Seattle, and cash and gift cards are always helpful.
i didn't notice, but the genius that sent the Jimmy Cliff cd i bought my sister sent two, so i got the other copy. my sister did like what i got her, although the one wine book i got she already had. so, now she has 2 of them.
my mother really liked what i got her this year, which really makes me happy. thankfully, i got everything this year for only $7. thank got for Amazon.com gift cards.
when i saw the news this morning of the Russian plane crash, the first thing i thought was karma. although i don't wish human tragedy on anyone, shit happens.
tomorrow is a bit of a clusterfuck. my sister leaves to go back home. Manchester United plays. the World Juniors tournament starts as the USA plays Latvia. so, at some point tomorrow, i'll find the time to get on here. i have no clue when the fuck that will be.
i hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas. if all else fails, buy yourself something and drink it in a pretty glass.
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
peace and chicken grease...
music:
William S. Burroughs - The Junky's Christmas
Run The Jewels - RTJ3
Jimmy Cliff - Rebirth
"The only point in making money is, you get to tell some big shot where to go." - Humphrey Bogart
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i took my mother to the chiropractor today. she has some vertebrae that are fucked up and she needs her right hip replaced. her orthopedic doctor told her that a year ago, but she didn't want to believe him. so, there's a good chance i'll be going to basketball games alone for a few months. i have to take her back to the chiropractor on Saturday. thankfully, i won't be missing anything.
the New York Yankees lost again yesterday, 7-4. that ended what could have been a really good homestand. oh well. they are off today and start a series out in California tomorrow night.
team USA men's basketball team defeated Argentina yesterday 105-78. i didn't think the score was going to end up like that when Argentina was up 10 in the first quarter. thankfully, the coaches remembered that defense actually wins games. they next play Spain.
Big Brother was pretty funny last night. i'm pretty sure Paulie is going to get evicted tonight. i would watch, but it won't air here until 1:30 in the morning because of preseason football. i'll find it online somewhere.
Any Given Wednesday was pretty good last night.
NXT did a really good job of setting up the next Takeover coming up this Saturday. Samoa Joe vs. Nakamura should be amazing. the CWC last night was amazing once again. i think i could watch Akira Tozawa and Jack Gallagher wrestle each other forever and be entertained.
Tyrant was excellent last night. i do enjoy just how brutal the show is at times. i don't think you can do a show about politics in the Middle East and not have violence as a big part of the show. sad but true.
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on the DVR tonight will be Big Brother and Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll.
so my sister got our father's medical records yesterday. i copied them to my computer and started reading through a few of the nearly 2,000 pages. let me just say, the poems will be writing themselves for the rest of my life. a treasure trove of information. plus, it reaffirmed my thoughts on the funeral. it was all a joke. people were telling me what they thought i wanted to hear. the files showed me the truth. he was the same prick at death that he was 25 fucking years earlier. that's a much different picture than they painted at the funeral. he never was a saint. never fucking close to it. and the parts of when dementia was setting in were the best. i know i am an asshole for taking delight in the misery of others. but i now can look back on washing my father's feet in church one evening with much less horror now knowing that one day that fucker would believe there was a secret worm inside of him making him shit his pants.
mom decided she wanted her birthday dinner at Outback Steakhouse. i hadn't been there in years. i got steak tacos as i decided i wanted to be different. they were excellent. overall, it was a pretty good dinner. we got there right before they got full of people, so that was good. after dinner, we went to Menards. i needed bird food and a new lamp for my desk. my sister got some things she needed and mom found a few things as well. everything had a 11% rebate on it, so that's good. after that, we went to get some gas for the car. mom and my sister are out driving the state today, sort of. down to IKEA to get some beds. and then to Columbus to drop them off and then back to the house. when my mother left this morning, i told her i'll see you at 6 tonight. that would be 9 hours after she left with my sister. sadly, she knew i was probably correct.
Copa America Update:
Colombia defeated Peru last night on penalty kicks. i felt bad for Peru, but ultimately the better team won. tonight Argentina takes on Venezuela and Chile takes on Mexico. should be two really good games.
Euro 2016 Update:
Spain took care of Turkey yesterday, 3-0. i got up this morning to see Belgium play Ireland. Belgium finally woke up and started playing like a good team. they won 3-0. Iceland is currently leading Hungary 1-0 at halftime. later today Portugal takes on Austria.
the New York Yankees won again last night, 8-2. two in a row, stop the presses. they will try to get back to .500 again by winning this afternoon.
NJPW was excellent last night. 2 hours of great wrestling.
VICE was enthralling last night. to have a reporter with ALS do a story on others with ALS, even some getting into the clinical trials she didn't get into, was amazing. i highly recommend the episode.
Dateline: On Assignment was good last night. i'm happy that David Letterman still has the same sense of humor.
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on the DVR tonight will be ROH.
i may go outside and get a little sun while feeding the birds. but, i won't be out there for long. it's fucking hot this weekend. of course, The Air Show is happening, so that's how the weather usually is no matter when they have the show.
that's all for me kids. i hope you have a great Saturday. only fuck the ones that cough.
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
peace and chicken grease...
music:
Bishop Briggs - River
Grant Lee Buffalo - Mockingbirds
The Mooney Suzuki - The Broken Heart
Love and Rockets - So Alive
"If you're not offending one group of people, you're not entertaining the other." - Blake Shelton
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i kind of felt bad for my mother today. she's not a big birthday person, but given that her brother was going into surgery today, she was sort of dreading any bad news. i gave her a card and her gifts this morning. she really liked the shirts i got her. i was thankful for that, since i spent close to $100 on them... so she got a call that when my uncle went into surgery the surgeon didn't do the surgery after they opened him up as he believed there was no way my uncle could make it through it alive. apparently his insides are so fucked the only way they could do a colon surgery is through the ass. enjoy that visual. so now my mother is next door, i guess getting ready to break the news to her sister in law. just how she wanted to spend her birthday... my sister is coming down tonight, so the craziness will only get worse.
Copa America Update:
tonight is a huge game for the USA. a win against Ecuador and they will be moving on to the semifinals of the tournament. hopefully the crowd is great tonight in Seattle. and hopefully the players feed off of them.
Euro 2016 Update:
France left it late again yesterday against Albania. but, they came through once again, winning 2-0. they became the first team to advance in the tournament. i got up early today to watch England vs. Wales. when Wales took the lead, i wasn't shocked. when England came back to win 2-1, i was shocked. i guess the youth doesn't have the weight of past failures on them. and they won really late. Northern Ireland had a huge win today over Ukraine 2-0. the last game of the day is Germany vs. Poland.
the New York Yankees lost yesterday 6-3. they are now back in last place in the division. they start a series in Minnesota tonight. i couldn't give a shit.
NXT was really good last night. i am so fucking excited to see Finn Balor take on Nakamura. they had amazing matches in Japan. i can only imagine how great it will be now.
Lucha Underground was spectacular last night. 1 match, 6 wrestlers, elimination style, winner gets the main event at Ultima Lucha 2. i was so happy to see Pentagon Jr. win. that should be one hell of a match between him and the Monster Matanza.
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on the DVR tonight will be WWE Smackdown and Lip Sync Battle.
i'll probably watch some of Game 6 of the NBA Finals tonight. i'd love to see Cleveland force a Game 7.
i wrote 5 poems last night and this morning. i typed them up and i really like a few of them.
i did listen to Sam Roberts Wrestling Podcast last night. it was excellent as always.
for a few hours last night, i thought maybe the haircut didn't work. i was flipping back and forth between the Dayton Flyers and New York Rangers, watching each of them play like shit. it was so bad that at halftime of the basketball game i decided to watch The Muppets rather than the game. quite frankly, The Muppets was better.
the New York Rangers played a great 20 minutes last night. sadly, the games are 60 minutes. they managed to turn a 2-1 lead into a 5-2 loss. for some fucking the reason, the Devils have owned them this season. i really hope those fuckers miss the playoffs.
the Dayton Flyers won what was probably the worst fucking basketball game i have seen in the past decade. it probably set back the sport about 100 years. Dayton won 52-49 in OT. at least the defense showed up last night. the offense must have been somewhere in the lost luggage at the airport. as a guy who was a very good shooter, watching that game was fucking painful. but, at least they fucking won. they play again on Saturday at home. hopefully they will come out like a team that is 22-5 and not a team that is scared to make a mistake.
The Muppets was pretty funny last night.
Total Divas was bat shit crazy, as usual. i never knew Nikki Bella was that fucking weird. but, i did find a gif that makes John Cena look stupid, so i'm happy.
enjoy some music kids:
and now some of this and that:
on the DVR tonight will be Lucha Underground. i will be watching NXT on WWE Network at some point tonight as well.
mom had the time of her appointment mixed up today. thankfully she called before we had to leave to make sure when it was. it was at 1 PM instead of 11 AM. a little bit of a difference. i took along my pen and little notebook. i think i got a good 8 poems out of it. i'll type those up later tonight most likely.
i was a little pissed when mom told me what went on in her physical therapy session. the therapist disclosed to her that both of her ears are fucked up. so she more or less has Meniere's Disease in both ears. no wonder she feels like she's nuts most days. i'm pissed that the doctor that did her last procedure never told her this. he's the fucker that had it down in her medical record but never told her. so it looks like i will be driving mom around more and more, especially when she has these physical therapy sessions. and i'm also basically going to have to play the asshole and force her to use her cane all the time. good times.
it has been raining here all day long and is getting ready to change over to snow. my aches and pains have now become a splitting headache. hello alcohol. i have heard we are going to get anywhere from 1 to 4 inches of snow. i guess i'll be inside for tomorrow. i should be able to get my laundry done, that's for sure.
i'll be on here tomorrow sometime after Manchester United plays the second leg of the Europa League. they better fucking win.
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
peace and chicken grease...
music:
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Maps
Morphine - You Look Like Rain
Brett Dennen - Queen of the Westside
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how god I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." - Mitch Hedberg
and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:
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