hard to believe

 so, the last time the Cincinnati Bengals went to the Super Bowl, i was 13 years old. to see them come back from being down 21-3 and defeat the Chiefs in OT, 27-24, was fucking surreal. they will play the LA Rams, who defeated the 49ers yesterday, 20-17. 

the New York Rangers pissed away another 2 goal lead yesterday against Seattle. thankfully, they scored late and won 3-2.

the USMNT lost to Canada yesterday, 2-0. now, this makes the match against Honduras a MUST win.

Power Book II: Ghost was excellent last night. the season finale is next week.

Billions was good last night.

Euphoria was amazing last night.

The Righteous Gemstones was hilarious last night.

Somebody Somewhere was really good last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be two episodes, including the season finale of Kenan, That's My Jam, Celebrating Betty White and Monday Night Raw.

i did listen to episode 380 of Notsam Wrestling today. you can hear that by going here:

https://www.stitcher.com/show/sam-roberts-wrestling-podcast/episode/royal-rumble-the-good-the-bad-the-ugly-notsam-wrestling-380-90097046

so, i guess my insurance is finally figured out. i picked up my prescriptions from Rite Aid today.

i get the feeling i might do some grocery shopping tomorrow after i take mom to get the stitches out from her chest. we have what could be is a holy shit storm coming later this week. and i know if it is coming Thursday, the grocery stores on Wednesday will be like the end of the world.

i should be on here after i get that done tomorrow. hopefully it will be before the New York Rangers play Tuesday night.

i hope everyone had a great weekend.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay socially distant.

get the fucking shot.

todavía no puedo creerlo

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

INXS - Need You Tonight

Janis Joplin & Big Brother & The Holding Company - Piece of My Heart (Live)

Mahalia Jackson - Summertime / Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child

Sinead O'Connor - Drink Before the War

Pedro The Lion - First Drum Set

"Alimony is the curse of the writing class." - Norman Mailer

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

response from Black Coffee Review

 i heard back from Dave at Black Coffee Review on my poetry submission from November 2021. my poem "long before" has been accepted for publication in the Spring 2022 issue.

a few surprises, but nothing surprising...

 mom and i decided to get pizza and wings last night from Pizza Hut before the Royal Rumble. it was the first time she had a really good amount of protein since she had her surgery. i thought the Royal Rumble was pretty good last night. it is kind of funny to think that the best guy in the men's Royal Rumble match was Bad Bunny. i did like Paul Heyman turning on Brock Lesnar. that sets up what should be a really good WrestleMania main event. this Roman Reigns and babyface Brock Lesnar haven't faced each other at the event before. i'm going to guess this will be their best match. all in all, i'm looking forward to the road to WrestleMania.

Saturday Night Live was very funny last night.

i did go to Menards yesterday. it was more packed than normal. now i remember why i rarely ever shop on the weekends. i did find everything i was looking for. and with the rebates i had, i got everything for under $60. 

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Power Book II: Ghost, Billions, Euphoria, The Righteous Gemstones and Somebody Somewhere.

the New York Rangers play at home this afternoon against Seattle. the Rangers need to end this losing streak today.

USMNT plays at Canada today. i'm hoping the USA finds a way to get 3 points out of this cold ass match today.

the conference championship games are today in the NFL playoffs. the Bengals play at the Chiefs. and the 49ers play at the Rams. i'm hoping both games are really good today.

i need to go get the paper and feed the birds, so that's all for me today kids.

i hope everyone had a great Saturday. i hope your Sunday will be even better.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay socially distant.

get the fucking shot.

me encantaria solo un ultimo beso

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Chris Stapleton - You Should Probably Leave

Gary Allan - Smoke Rings In the Dark

Cody Jinks - Somewhere Between I Love You and I'm Leavin'

Tyler Childers - Whitehouse Road (Live)

Ryan Bingham - The Poet

"It's strange how the simple things in life go on while we become more difficult." - Richard Brautigan

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

nothing like being below zero...

 as soon as i opened the blinds this morning, i could tell it was colder than shit outside. good times.

the Dayton Flyers won last night at home against Rhode Island, 53-51. i watched most of the game on the television. i'm happy i wasn't there as i'm sure i would have been miserable given that Dayton couldn't put the ball into the ocean last night. but thankfully, they actually won one of these ugly ass games for a change.

the New York Rangers pissed away a 2 goal lead again last night. they lost to Minnesota, 3-2. the ceremony to retire The King's #30 last night was excellent, as usual.

the season finale of Chillin Island was very good last night.

Smackdown and 205 Live were both pretty good last night.

AEW Rampage was very good last night.

Real Time with Bill Maher was good last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Saturday Night Live.

i'm sure i will watch some college basketball today. i am planning on watching the WWE Royal Rumble on Peacock tonight.

other than that, if i get a wild hair up my ass, i might go to Menards. or i will watch it snow on the east coast.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay socially distant.

get the fucking shot.

me vendría bien una playa cálida ahora mismo

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Disturbed - The Sound of Silence

Nina Simone - Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood

Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah

Norah Jones - Black Hole Sun (Live)

Chris Cornell - Nothing Compares 2 U (Live)

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." - W.C, Fields

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

it snowed all day long...

 so, we were supposed to just get some snow in the morning. instead, it has snowed all day long. now, it has only accumulated to about an inch or so, but still... i think i left the house for a couple minutes today, just to get the paper and the mail. 

the USMNT defeated El Salvador last night, 1-0. i wish they would have been more clinical in the final third, but i'll gladly take the 3 points and get one step closer to qualifying for the World Cup.

the New York Rangers pissed away a 2 goal lead last night and lost to Columbus, 5-3. they play Minnesota today at home. they are retiring Henrik Lundqvist's #30 tonight. it should be quite the ceremony. the team announced today that Adam Fox is on IR. i'm hoping he didn't break his wrist last night. he won't be back until after the All Star break.

NXT UK was excellent last night.

Young Sheldon was good last night.

United States of Al was pretty good last night.

both episodes of B Positive were very funny last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Smackdown, AEW, Real Time with Bill Maher and Chillin Island. i'll watch 205 Live tonight on Peacock.

the Dayton Flyers play at home tonight against Rhode Island. they are favored by 6 points. i hope Dayton wins, but i'm pretty sure it will be a close game.

i'm not sure when i will be on here tomorrow. i do need to get up to Menards at some point and get a few things we need in the house. if the weather is somewhat decent tomorrow, i'll be on here after i get home. i do know, i'll have the blog done before the Royal Rumble starts tomorrow night.

i hope everyone has a great weekend. i know the east coast is supposed to have one hell of a blizzard. best of luck to all my friends and enemies out there.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay socially distant.

get the fucking shot.

el blues de invierno ha llegado

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

St. Paul & The Broken Bones - Broken Bones & Pocket Change

Otis Redding - Cigarettes and Coffee

Lenny Kravitz - Can't Get You Off My Mind

Donny Hathaway - A Song for You

Jimmy Ruffin - What Becomes of the Brokenhearted

"When I am in my painting, I'm not aware of what I'm doing." - Jackson Pollock

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

a wasted day...

 i had all these plans today, and instead of actually getting shit done, i spent most of the fucking day on the phone with Anthem, Rite Aid and the guy who set up my new insurance. well, it turns out what the main fuck up was, and i wish someone would have pointed this out to me way sooner than now, the guy who got me my new insurance put in my birthday incorrectly. so when i was telling everyone that i was born on January 21, all they saw on the computer was that Anthem had my birthday down as January 27. the woman at Rite Aid, when i was calling to get two prescriptions refilled, told me about the birthday mix up. so, i ended up having to call Anthem and go through the entire application process again. it also doesn't help that my mother claims me on her taxes. i'm not sure if Anthem truly understands that this insurance is for me. and they kindly didn't tell me that it would take 48 hours for the changes to go into effect. and people wonder why i get depressed and why i apologize to my 8 year old self on days like these. so, i guess by early next week i'll truly know what the fuck is going on with my insurance. if it still fucked up after all this, i will slip into the ether and i'm sure someone will be able to write a nice tragedy about my story.

AEW was excellent last night.

Batwoman was really good last night.

I Can See Your Voice was good last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Young Sheldon, United States of Al and two episodes of B Positive. i'll watch NXT UK sometime tonight.

the New York Rangers play tonight at Columbus. hopefully, they will win.

also in Columbus tonight, the USMNT takes on El Salvador in a World Cup qualifying game. the USA really needs to win tonight. i would love if it would be decisively as well.

i have no damn clue when i will be on here tomorrow. knowing my luck, i'll have another round of bullshit to tackle tomorrow. and it isn't like all the shit i wanted to get done today doesn't have to eventually get done. so yeah, it might as well fucking snow and whatever the fuck else to piss me off tomorrow and i'll just keep plowing through. eventually, my body will tap out and i'll be in my chair with ice on my back. with any luck, one day it will be a nice hard slab and they are putting me in to cremate me. of course, i'm not sure if anyone would actually want the ashes.

have a good one kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay socially distant.

get the fucking shot.

que el primer sabor de la muerte sea el último

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

George Thorogood and the Delaware Destroyers - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer (Live)

Metallica - Fade to Black (Live)

Alice In Chains - Rooster (Live)

JJ Grey and Mofro - The Sun Is Shining Down (Live)

Peter Gabriel - In Your Eyes (Live)

"If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there." - Lewis Carroll

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

what a long day...

 hard to believe it has been 2 years since Kobe Bryant died. that also means it has been 2 years since COVID really got into the world. damn.

so, i got the Highlander to the dealership this morning on time. 2 hours later, after an oil change, tire rotation, replacing the engine filter and a light bulb on the drivers side that was out, i was paid up and leaving. i did appreciate the woman i was working with in the service department said she noticed the time and realized i was here way too long. in my head, i was thinking, no shit. but, it all got done for under $200, so i was happy, as was mom. after that, i had to finish the grocery shopping. 

Kroger wasn't too bad today. and thankfully, i pretty much found everything that was on the list.

the Dayton Flyers defeated Fordham last night, 68-61.

NXT was excellent last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be AEW, Batwoman and I Can See Your Voice.

i have no damn clue when i will be on here tomorrow.

all i know is i need to get some damn ice on my back and figure out what the fuck i'm making for dinner.

when i woke up this morning it was 0 degrees outside. that Jim Beam coffee was might tasty this morning.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay socially distant.

get the fucking shot.

siempre he sentido que dios me odia

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Fugees - Ready Or Not

Guy - Let's Chill

sophie meiers - collar

Denzel Curry - Walkin

Buddy Guy - I Gotta Try You Girl

"If you don't have enemies, you don't have character." - Paul Newman

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

my 4 poems in The Black Shamrock #3

 my poems "the bleak winter days", "she charged me double", "all the bad acting" and "impending doom or death" have been published in The Black Shamrock #3. you can read the poems by going here:

https://archive.org/details/the-black-shamrock-3/mode/2up

so, i was standing in Big Lots...

 when i got the alert on my phone that Sean Payton was retiring as coach of the New Orleans Saints. this immediately put the doomsday scenario i have had in my head for years into play. he steps away from the Saints and after a year or so, gets that itch to coach and then he's the coach of the Dallas Cowboys. now, thankfully, the Saints will have his rights for three more years, so if that scenario happens, i hope the Saints rip the Cowboys off for a few first round picks and plenty of money. now, if that scenario doesn't happen and he goes into TV or some other role, i will always be happy for the job he did as Saints coach. to get that team a Super Bowl title is so beyond fucking words, let alone to help the city come back from all those fucking hurricanes... some days the news hits you like a punch to the dick. thanks for 16 years coach.

i went to Big Lots to see if i could find any baseball cards. i had the birthday coupon with me. of course, they had none. so, i found some shot glasses i liked and some Jim Beam dark roast coffee. i figure i'm well on my way to being a full fledged alcoholic, why not.

i had to go to Rite Aid today to find the stuff i couldn't find yesterday. and then i went to the local grocery store and got what i would normally get on Wednesday. since i have to take the Highlander in tomorrow, i figured i would get some of the grocery shopping done today. i did get some baseball cards at Rite Aid. there was close to $20 worth of cards in the $5 box.

the New York Rangers defeated the Kings last night, 3-2, in a shootout. the shot Adam Fox made in the shootout is why he should be a Norris Trophy candidate for the next decade for sure.

both episodes of Kenan were pretty funny last night.

That's My Jam was hilarious last night.

Monday Night Raw was good last night. i can't wait for the Royal Rumble this Saturday.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be NXT.

the Dayton Flyers play at home tonight against Fordham. my back is still killing me, so i'll be watching the game on ESPN+. Dayton is a 13.5 point favorite tonight. i feel like Dayton will win but i would be pleasantly shocked if they win by that much.

i need to pick up the trash here and figure out what the fuck i'm making for dinner. so, that's all for me kids.

until tomorrow...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay socially distant.

get the fucking shot.

al menos el sol hizo acto de presencia hoy

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Tori Amos - Winter (Live)

Jason Isbell & The 400 Unit - Goddamn Lonely Love (Live)

The Dan Band - Total Eclipse of the Heart (Live)

Grant Lee Buffalo - Fuzzy (Live)

Jeff Buckley - Lover, You Should've Come Over (Live)

"I sing the songs that people need to hear." - Etta James

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

what a weekend...

 the NFL playoff games yesterday were fucking crazy. but, given that Tom Brady is out of the playoffs, i am a happy boy. it is pretty amazing that this will be the first championship week in the NFL in 12 years that don't involve Tom Brady or Aaron Rodgers. the Rams defeated Tampa Bay, 30-27, after they tried their hardest to blow a fucking lead. the Chiefs defeated the Bills, 42-36 in OT. that was one of the craziest fucking games i have ever seen in my 46 years of life. so, the Bengals will play at the Chiefs for the AFC Championship and the 49ers will play at the Rams for the NFC Championship. it would be pretty crazy if the Bengals and the 49ers play in the Super Bowl, especially since both times the Bengals have made it, they have lost to San Francisco.

Power Book II: Ghost last night was fucking crazy. loved it.

Billions was really good last night.

Euphoria was amazing last night.

The Righteous Gemstones was fucking hilarious last night.

Somebody Somewhere was very good last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be two episodes of Kenan, That's My Jam and Monday Night Raw.

the New York Rangers play tonight at home against the Kings. i'd love to see the Rangers win tonight.

i did listen to episode 379 of Notsam Wrestling this morning. you can hear that by going here:

https://www.stitcher.com/show/sam-roberts-wrestling-podcast/episode/mickie-james-notsam-wrestling-379-89927218

so, i went to the bank today to deposit the money from my birthday. after that, i went to Rite Aid to get some stuff for mom. and after i got done there, i finally got my hair cut. it feels so much better now.

i should be on here tomorrow after i go to the post office to sign for some mail that they don't trust the carriers to actually deliver. i'm guessing it is from the property in Florida that sold. i haven't decided if i am going to the Dayton Flyers game tomorrow night or not. kind of depends on the weather and my bad back. good times.

i hope everyone had a great weekend.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay socially distant.

get the fucking shot.

la nieve no estaba tan mal hoy

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Kevin Morby - Beautiful Strangers / No Place To Fall

Lenny Kravitz - It Ain't Over 'Til It's Over

INXS - Never Tear Us Apart

Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again

Stabbing Westward - What Do I Have to Do?

"Enjoy every sandwich." - Warren Zevon

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

and here comes the snow...

 i guess the forecast changed overnight. i went to sleep thinking we were going to get a dusting at best of snow. by the time i woke up, the forecast was for 1 to 2 inches. at least i got the morning paper before the snow started to stick. and my sister got back home before any of this hit up where she lives.

Manchester United defeated West Ham yesterday, 1-0. Marcus Rashford scored in the 93rd minute to win the game. that was like the old days.

the Dayton Flyers couldn't put the ball in the ocean last night, let alone a basketball hoop. they shot horribly last night and played down to their competition. these are the nights where their youth kills them. George Mason defeated Dayton, 50-49.

i wasn't happy when the New York Rangers got down 3-1 last night to the Coyotes. thankfully, the Rangers scored the next 6 goals, winning the game 7-3. 

both NFL playoff games last night game down to last second field goals. and just like that, both number 1 seeds were eliminated. the Bengals defeated the Titans, 19-16. the 49ers beat the Packers, 13-10. today, the Rams play at Tampa Bay and the Bills travel to the Chiefs. hopefully, both games today are good as well.

Saturday Night Live was hilarious last night.

Austin City Limits had Duran Duran on last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Power Book II: Ghost, Billions, Euphoria, The Righteous Gemstones and Somebody Somewhere.

we're supposed to get some more snow tomorrow morning i think. since i have no place to be anytime soon, i don't plan on shoveling until i have to. 

i hope everyone had a great Saturday. hope your Sunday will be even better.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay socially distant.

get the fucking shot.

parece el tipo de nieve bueno para una pelea de bolas de nieve

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

X - Wild Thing

Duran Duran - Come Undone 

Ryan Bingham & The Dead Horses - Hallelujah (Live)

John Moreland - Break My Heart Sweetly

Kodaline - All I Want

"War is in the eyes." - David Douglas Duncan

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

a cold, cold morning...

 so, i could tell how fucking cold it was outside this morning just by looking at the ground. it had that frozen as fuck look. good times.

well, the New York Rangers lost last night at Carolina, 6-3. one of those games you simply burn the tape and move on. they play at home tonight against the Coyotes. this is a game that is a MUST WIN.

Smackdown and 205 Live were both pretty good last night.

AEW Rampage was excellent last night.

Real Time with Bill Maher was pretty funny last night.

Back on the Record with Bob Costas was good last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Saturday Night Live and Austin City Limits.

Manchester United plays this morning at home against West Ham. they really need to win this one if they have any thoughts of finishing in the top 4.

i'm sure i will watch some of both NFL playoff games today. the Bengals play at the Titans and the 49ers play at the Packers tonight.

the Dayton Flyers play tonight at George Mason. hopefully, the boys will continue their winning streak.

i'm guessing i will be on here tomorrow in the morning some time, probably watching it snow.

i know my sister is planning on leaving today, so she won't have to deal with driving in the snow.

i hope everyone has a great Saturday.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay socially distant.

get the fucking shot.

disfruta el dolor de enamorarte

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Bully - Just For Love

Lana Del Rey - Watercolor Eyes

Ray LaMontagne - Without Words

Jack White - Love Interruption

M83 - Wait

"Love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey." - Lord Byron

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

my 3 poems at Terror House Magazine...

 my poems "for most of my life now", "all due to my childhood" and "joyless existence" has been published at Terror House Magazine. you can read the poems by going here:

https://terrorhousemag.com/most/

happy birthday to me

 so, the first thing i saw this morning was the death of Meat Loaf. and then later, i saw the news of the death of Louie Anderson. not exactly how i wanted to spend my 46th birthday, stewing in the news of two people that brought me great joy in my life and their deaths, which of course meant, i would be thinking about my own. my mother and sister got me some great presents this year; books, coffee, music, etc. all of which will be enjoyed.

this is going to be a quick one today as i think we're going to be eating dinner here soon.

Vice News Tonight had a good two shows this week. the show comes back in February.

Young Sheldon was very funny last night.

United States of Al was good last night. 

B Positive was excellent last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Smackdown, AEW Rampage, Real Time with Bill Maher and Back On the Record with Bob Costas. i'll watch 205 Live sometime tonight on Peacock.

the New York Rangers play tonight at Carolina. this should be a good measuring stick to see how good the Rangers actually are this season. plus, 5 former Rangers play for Carolina, so that should be interesting.

i should be on here tomorrow sometime before Manchester United plays West Ham.

thanks to everyone for all the birthday wishes. i really appreciate them.

and thanks to everyone for checking out my latest published poem:

https://cajunmuttpress.wordpress.com/2022/01/21/cajun-mutt-press-featured-writer-01-21-22/

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay socially distant.

get the fucking shot.

uno de estos días el círculo estará completo

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Otis Redding - A Change Is Gonna Come

David Bowie - Modern Love

Meat Loaf - You Took the Words Right out of My Mouth (Hot Summer Night)

Leonard Cohen - Closing Time

Muddy Waters - Champagne & Reefer (Live)

"I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be." - Benny Hill

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: