i'm betting on history today...

 honestly, i never thought the goals record in hockey was ever going to fall. Alex Ovechkin just need one goal to set the new record.

speaking of hockey, the New York Rangers lost at New Jersey yesterday, 4-0. 

the USWNT defeated Brazil yesterday, 2-0.

the Yankees won yesterday at Pittsburgh, 10-4. they go for the sweep today.

Saturday Night Live was hilarious last night.

AEW Collision was ok last night.

i did watch both games in the men's final four yesterday.

here are your videos for this day of National Poetry Month:

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be The Americas, Yellowjackets, the season finale of The White Lotus, The Righteous Gemstones, Power Book III: Raising Kanan and Last Week Tonight.

Manchester United plays at home today against Manchester City. i really hope United finds a way to win today.

i will probably be on here in the morning tomorrow before i have to take mom to a doctor's appointment in the afternoon.

i hope everyone had a great Saturday. i hope your Sunday will be even better.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck war.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay off the fucking streets.

take the fucking shot.

Hoy apuesto por la historia.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Elton John & Brandi Carlile - Who Believes in Angels?

Will Hoge - Woman Be Strong

Lou Reed - Perfect Day

Citizen Cope - Sideways

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds & Kylie Minogue - Where The Wild Roses Grow

"At my age, I don't buy but a half a loaf of bread, you know?" - Merle Haggard

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

well, here comes summer again...

 when it gets hot around this time of year, i always wonder which person around here will be the first to say fuck it and start a fire in their back yard. we have a no burn warning due to the drought and it never fails, some fucker will light something up. i really worried about it when i lived on the farm for those 18 years. the wind we would get out there... you can easily tell how a wildfire would move so damn fast. i did get some weeds pulled today and took care of the dying tomato plant. since the trash goes out tonight, perfect day to get that done.

the New York Yankees won last night at home against the Royals, 10-4. hopefully, they will win again tonight. Baltimore lost, so the lead in the AL East is now up to 1 1/2 games.

i did watch some of the 49ers vs. Jets game last night. between the two Jets fans i know, the muse and my mother, neither were really happy last night.

the season finale of Name That Tune was good last night.

Monday Night Raw was really good last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be NXT and Deadliest Catch.

the USMNT plays a friendly tonight against New Zealand.

i should be on here tomorrow after i get the grocery shopping done.

i need to pick up the trash and get dinner going, so that's all for me today.

until tomorrow my friends...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck war.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay off the fucking streets.

get the fucking shot.

Aquí viene el verano otra vez

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

BOO85 - Retrograde

Two Minutes to Late Night - Dancing in the Dark

Macy Gray - Sex-O-Matic Venus Freak

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - The Mercy Seat (Live)

49 Winchester & Maggie Antone - Leavin' This Holler

"Speech is a very important aspect of being human. A whisper doesn't cut it." 

                                                - James Earl Jones (January 17, 1931 - September 9, 2024)

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

a rainy Friday...

 so, i was coming home from Menards this afternoon. i was about a few miles from home when it started to fucking pour. i laughed to myself, i guess this was why the guy that mows our lawn was out there this morning. at least the Highlander got washed. by the time i got home, it was basically over. just barely a drizzle as i walked down to get the mail. i did find everything i was looking for at Menards. 

my nerve pain has been on and off today. the arthritis is still fucking raging from the rain earlier. joy.

i did watch a ton of the NFL game last night. the Chiefs beat the Ravens, 27-20.

Big Brother was good last night. Joseph was evicted. Chelsie is the new HOH.

NJPW was excellent last night.

the Yankees played the Cubs this afternoon. that was part of the reason i went to Menards this afternoon. i was hoping they would play better without me watching. sure enough, the Yankees won today, 3-0.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Smackdown, AEW Collision, AEW Rampage and Real Time with Bill Maher. i'll watch NXT Level Up sometime tonight on Peacock.

also on Peacock tonight will be the Eagles and Packers playing down in Brazil.

i should be on here tomorrow in the morning.

i will hopefully be on here before the USMNT plays Canada tomorrow.

i need to go ice my neck down and figure out what i'm making for dinner.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck war.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay off the fucking streets.

get the fucking shot.

un viernes lluvioso

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

The War on Drugs - Burning (Live...Again)

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Joy

The Allman Brothers Band - Midnight Rider

Motenko - Free Yourself 

Chicano Batman - Tanto Arriba Como Abajo

"You have to believe in yourself. You need to have the audacity to be great." - Rosie Perez

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

it started to rain right as i walked out of the grocery store...

 i knew it was raining when my left leg started hurting when i was in Kroger this afternoon. it wasn't raining as i was watching the lady bag my groceries. but, as soon as i walked outside... fuck me. it started to fucking pour.

the Yankees lost last night at home to the Mets, 3-2. hopefully, they will find a way to win tonight.

NXT was excellent last night.

Deadliest Catch was very good last night.

Hard Knocks offseason was good last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be AEW Dynamite and Big Brother 26.

i should be on here tomorrow after i take mom to get her injection for her back.

i did watch a little soccer from the Olympics when i got home today. the USA lost to France 3-0.

ok, i need to go make dinner.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck war.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay off the fucking streets.

get the fucking shot.

Odio la lluvia

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Long Dark Night

Isis Destiny w/Opera Mauv - R U Mine ?

Tears For Fears - Head Over Heels

The Band - Up on Cripple Creek

John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers - Double Crossin' Time

"Free time keeps me going." - Gus Van Sant

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

maybe i'm already dead and just don't know it...

 i took a shower last night, trying to relax after a very frustrating Rangers loss. what the shower actually did was focus my anger. so, of course, i didn't sleep much at all last night. i might have got 3 hours in my massage chair. thank god i drink strong ass coffee. i'm beyond frustrated right now, between sports, my Trulicity once again being unable to get from the manufacturer to the pharmacy, to whatever the fuck else that is annoying the shit out of me. these are the days i wish i was out at the farm and i'd go out to the bank barn and hope the gun doesn't jam.

the New York Rangers lost last night at home to Florida, 3-2. Florida is now up in the series 3-2., if i am counting on the nostalgia of 1994, this is exactly what happened in the Eastern Conference finals against the Devils. Messier guaranteed a win in Game 6 (which he scored a natural hat trick in) and then they won Game 7 at home in double overtime. the only problem with this scenario is there is no Mark Messier on this team. do i think they can win Game 6 down in Florida? yes. do i think they will? maybe? it wouldn't shock me if i am shaving late Saturday night. 

the New York Yankees won last night at Anaheim, 8-3. they start a series tonight at San Francisco.

here are your highlights from the NBA playoffs last night:

the NBA Finals are now set. Dallas vs. Boston.

I Can See Your Voice was good last night.

Don't Forget the Lyrics was pretty funny last night.

Welcome to Wrexham was excellent last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be AEW Rampage, Smackdown and Real Time with Bill Maher. i'll watch NXT Level Up sometime tonight on Peacock.

i'm sure i will watch some of Game 5 between Dallas and Edmonton tonight.

i have no damn clue when i will be on here tomorrow.

i did write 2 poems today while mom was in physical therapy. i think they are pretty good.

hard to believe tomorrow is the first of June.

a big thank you to everyone for checking out my latest published poem:

https://beatnikcowboy.com/2024/05/30/j-j-campbell-43/

well, i am officially tired as fuck, so let's see if i can sneak a nap in before i make dinner.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck war.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay off the fucking streets.

get the fucking shot.

Tal vez ya estoy muerto

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Magdalena Bay - Death & Romance

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Frogs

BABYMETAL & Electric Callboy - RATATATA

The Boy From The South - Space Party

Beastie Boys - Sabotage

"I exist as I am, that is enough." - Walt Whitman

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

a restless evening...

 i'm not exactly sure why i didn't sleep well last night. i tried to make up for it this afternoon. but, sleeping in two hour increments isn't exactly what i need at the moment. oh well.

i was able to see A Revolution on Canvas last night. i highly recommend it.

AEW Dynamite was good last night.

Abbott Elementary was hilarious last night.

The Masked Singer was crazy as usual last night.

here are your NBA highlights from last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Young Sheldon and NJPW.

i mailed out my absentee ballot today. i laughed because mom's absentee ballot finally showed up today. so, her ballot will go out tomorrow.

i should be on here tomorrow after i take mom to a doctor's appointment.

i need to go make dinner.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck war.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay off the fucking streets.

get the fucking shot.

una velada inquieta

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Wild God

Scott H. Biram - No Man's Land

Justice - Generator

Jarina de Marco - Boca Chica

Sex Mob - House of the Rising Sun

"I don't envision a very long life for myself. I think my life will run out before my work does. I've designed it that way." - Townes Van Zandt

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

reach for the sky

 so, i was watching the Dayton Flyers game last night when i got the alert on my phone that Jay Briscoe had died. now, Jay was one of my favorite wrestlers of all-time. i didn't want to believe the news, but then i started getting alert after alert and knew, fuck, this is real. i started combing the internet to find out as much as i could. the one thing i noticed was all the amazing things other wrestlers had to say about Jay. and what it made me wonder was, did they all tell him this shit when he was alive? it really hit me last night, i don't want my fucking flowers after i'm dead. i have no fucking use for them when i'm dead. so, please, tell me what you want me to know while i'm alive. the horrific thing about the car accident Jay died in, is he was driving with his two young daughters in the back of his truck. thankfully, they have survived the accident. i really feel for Mark Briscoe, Jay's brother, as i can't fucking imagine the pain he is going through right now. thanks for all the years and absolutely amazing matches Jay. you will be missed but never forgotten. rest in peace.

the other thing that sucks is as a wrestling fan, i am so fucking used to tragedies at this point that it doesn't phase me like it probably should. i mean fuck, Jay was 38 years old. younger than i am. that should hit anyone like a ton of bricks. but, i think i have been dealing with wrestling tragedies for most of the 40 plus years i have been a fan. just a crazy fucking world.

the Dayton Flyers did win last night at home against Davidson, 68-61.

NXT was really good last night.

the trip to Meijer yesterday went pretty well. i was able to find most of what i was looking for.

i did get the rest of the grocery shopping done today. that went pretty well, other than my arthritis raging by the end of the shopping. joy.

here are your NBA highlights from last night:

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be AEW Dynamite and Name That Tune.

i did watch a little of the USWNT defeat of New Zealand last night, 4-0.

so, i did get home in time to watch Manchester United today. they ended up with a 1-1 draw at Crystal Palace. two things i hated. one, giving up the tying goal in the 89th minute. two, leaving Casemiro on long enough that he picked up a yellow card and will now miss the match against Arsenal this weekend. United could have gone second in the league with the victory. fuck.

the New York Knicks play tonight at home against the Wizards. hopefully, they will win.

i'm not sure when i will be on here tomorrow. i know i need to pick up my pills at Rite Aid and mom's pills at Kroger. and i know one of the contractors are coming out here tomorrow to get some more measurements for the bathroom renovation.

so yeah, i will probably be on here in the afternoon tomorrow.

i need to figure out dinner tonight and get some ice on my back as the rain is coming back into the area now. good times.

until tomorrow kids.

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck war.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay off the fucking streets.

get the fucking shot.

No necesito ningún elogio cuando estoy muerto

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Pearl Jam - Black (Live)

JJ Grey and Mofro - Brave Lil' Fighter (Live)

U2- Bullet The Blue Sky (Live)

Evanescence - My Immortal

Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds - Push the Sky Away

"Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick." - Dave Attell

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

maybe all my patience has been used up...

 so, i sold some baseball cards today. that is such a rarity anymore, i figured i better take advantage of it. so, i knew i needed to go to the post office and bank. figured, i might as well go to Meijer as well. the post office went well, as did the bank. i didn't find everything i was looking for in Meijer, but i did find a few things. and then on the ride home, i forgot i needed to go to Rite Aid to get my prescriptions. so, i dropped off everything at the house and went to Rite Aid. the pills were supposed to be ready at 11 AM so i figured i would be in and out. silly me. neither of them were ready so i waited for damn near a hour for them to finish them. just what i needed with my blood pressure now rising. joy.

Monday Night Raw was pretty good last night.

Industry was really good last night. the season finale is next week.

the season finale of Don't Forget the Lyrics was good last night.

i did watch some of the game last night between Denver and Seattle. i'm not sure why Denver would settle for a long field goal when they paid all that money to Russell Wilson. 

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be NXT and Deadliest Catch.

the Yankees play tonight at Boston. hopefully, they will find a way to win tonight.

i need to get the trash picked up and figure out dinner.

i should be on here tomorrow after i get the grocery shopping done.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck war.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay off the fucking streets.

get the fucking shot.

tal vez toda mi paciencia se ha agotado

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Tyler Childers - Nose On the Grindstone (Live)

Sturgill Simpson - I Don't Mind

Jeremy Pinnell - The Way Country Sounds

Chris Stapleton - Nothing Else Matters

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Push the Sky Away

"It's far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help." - Judith Martin

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

and here comes winter again...

 well, i was glad i got the shopping done yesterday. today, winter came back. i think it was close to 40 degrees colder than yesterday was. fuck me.

the New York Rangers came from behind last night and defeated St. Louis, 5-3. that is one of those wins that gives me hope that this team has a long run in them when the playoffs come around.

AEW Dynamite was excellent last night. i about shit my pants when Tony Khan said he bought Ring of Honor. this is like the second and third biggest wrestling companies in the USA joining forces. if they do this right, it will be true competition for WWE.

mom just thought she was having a heart attack. she's not. but, i do know this is a fucking glimpse of my future now. good times.

I Can See Your Voice was good last night.

Snowfall was fucking fantastic last night.

the season (most likely series) finale of Batwoman last night was great.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, Young Sheldon, United States of Al, B Positive, NJPW and Dicktown. i watched most of NXT UK this afternoon on Peacock. i guess they have changed it where you have to watch it when it is live and you have no chance to see it again. just fucking stupid.

i'm guessing at some point tomorrow mom is going to tell me what she forgot to put on the grocery list. i know i have to take her to physical therapy tomorrow. if i don't have to go shopping after that, i'll be on here most likely.

now, i need to figure out what the fuck i am making for dinner.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay socially distant.

get the fucking shot.

Puedo sentir la depresión burbujeando dentro de mí

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds - Push the Sky Away

Leonard Cohen - The Night Of Santiago

Jeff Buckley - Lilac Wine

The Cure - Pictures Of You

Nine Inch Nails - Something I Can Never Have

"My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road." - Beatrice Wood

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

a day from hell...

 these are the days i am painfully reminded i should have killed myself when i was 8. i have been paying for saying no ever fucking since. so, i went to Kroger today to get my prescriptions. i showed them new healthcare insurance card. they put it in and they said it wasn't active. of course, my mother's new Medicare card was active and her pills were FREE. i spent 3 fucking hours on the phone this afternoon talking to two different people at Anthem and both said the new insurance is active. so, i went back to Kroger this evening and got the same shit i got this afternoon. their solution was for me to call Anthem and then have Anthem call them on a 3 way call and figure it out. my solution was to go to the Rite-Aid in Brookville. the pharmacist there believes they do take the insurance but she will only know when i have a prescription filled there. so, now in the morning, i have to talk to my doctor's office and have my pills sent there. none of this should be this fucking hard. i know exactly why it is though, as capitalism makes damn sure those unwilling or too stupid to jump through the hoops of the shit, get left behind. 

so yeah, given that the Dayton Flyers game starts in 30 minutes, i don't think i'll be going to the game tonight.

NXT was really damn good last night. 

here are your NBA highlights from last night:

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, AEW Dynamite, I Can See Your Voice and Hard Knocks. i'll be watching Dayton vs. VCU for most of the evening.

i have no damn clue when i will be on here tomorrow. i don't think the snow is supposed to be that bad. of course, if tomorrow is anything like today, look for news coverage of someone jumping off a fucking bridge.

i now need to figure out what the fuck i am making for dinner and how to calm the fuck down before i fucking explode.

the two things i hate the most in this world are ignorance and incompetence. to swim in that shit all day today, my lungs are full of every fucking reason known to man to slit a wrist or kiss a shotgun.

fun times.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay socially distant.

get the fucking shot.

mi paciencia ha sido destruida

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Yola - Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

Nell Smith & The Flaming Lips - Girl in Amber

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Red Right Hand

Buffalo Nichols - How To Love

Father John Misty - Funny Girl

"Very much alone in my work, I am almost jealous of it." - Yves Tanguy

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

it seems like i need to be doing 4 or 5 things at once at all times anymore...

 so, that wild hair did get up my ass last night. for those of you that missed my latest Soundcloud recording, the link is below:

https://soundcloud.com/j-j-campbell/back-at-the-old-farm

NXT was really good last night.

Deadliest Catch was crazy last night.

the Yankees won last night over the Phillies, 6-4. hopefully, they will win again tonight.

so the quarterfinals of the Gold Cup are set. on July 24, Qatar plays El Salvador and Mexico plays Honduras. on July 25, Costa Rica plays Canada and Jamaica plays USA.

here are your highlights from Game 6 of the NBA Finals:

i might watch some of the NHL expansion draft tonight, even though most of the picks have already leaked out.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, AEW and Big Brother.

so, i guess the house next to me is going to be sold by this coming Monday. i have no damn clue who the new neighbors will be. i did find out today that the house next to them is going to be up for sale soon. and given the age of my other neighbors (85 and 92), that house should be up for sale soon as well. i know my wish for diversity won't come true, so someone younger or a whore would do nicely as well.

i have to take mom to have an echocardiogram done tomorrow afternoon. i will most likely be doing the blog when we get home from that.

i did get 2 boxes of Fairfield football cards today. i paid $10 for both boxes combined. the 2 Joe Burrow and 2 Justin Fields rookie cards i found in the boxes are worth more than the $10 i paid. good times.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay socially distant.

get the shot.

me río de aquellos que piensan que necesito creer en dios

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Sleater-Kinney - Path of Wellness

Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band - Night Moves

Bruce Springsteen - My Hometown

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Push the Sky Away

Valerie June - Somebody To Love

"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." - Robin Williams

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

so my day started off with...

a phone call from my doctor's office. they wanted to change my appointment today until June. fuck me. so, i had to run out and get some cough medicine and some more NyQuil. i figure, between all that and some Jack Daniels, i should feel better in a few days. i drank some milk today. that's my test to see how sick i am. when i am really sick, milk tastes like shit. it tasted like milk today, so i don't think i'm that far away from knocking this out.

all the NFL news today has been a welcome respite from all the fucking coronavirus talk.

Axios was pretty good last night.

Batwoman was good last night.

Westworld was fucking great last night.

the season finale of Avenue 5 was pretty funny last night.

Curb Your Enthusiasm was hilarious last night. the season finale is next week.

My Cartoon President was very funny last night.

Last Week Tonight was brilliant as usual.

Homeland was good last night.

both episodes of Black Monday were good last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, The Voice and The Plot Against America. i'll be watching Monday Night Raw for most of the evening.

i did listen to episode 282 of Notsam Wrestling today. you can find that by going here:
http://notsam.com/wrestlingpodcast/2020/3/16/notsam-wrestling-282-corona-concerns-amp-r-truth

if i'm feeling better, i'll be on here tomorrow after a trip to the bank and getting some poems out.

that's all for me kids.

until tomorrow. stay healthy...

este mundo ha robado mi alegría

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Alice In Chains - Man In The Box
Led Zeppelin - When The Levee Breaks
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Push the Sky Away
Pulp - Common People

"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if i die by four o'clock." - Henny Youngman

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: