happy birthday to my mother...

my mother turns 65 today. sadly, it's going to be a really hot day here, so no big parties or drunken episodes of family dysfunction. at least not this morning. knowing her, she'll want to have a quiet day and sleep most of it away. i've been up 3 hours and i think i did a pretty good job of not waking her up.

i woke up about 20 minutes into the France vs. Australia game. France did not play well at all. thanks to Paul Pogba, they escaped with a 2-1 victory. i'm currently watching Argentina vs. Iceland. it's 1-1 in the 40th minute.

the New York Yankees got 5 shutout innings from the kid they called up from AA last night. the offense broke it open late and the Yankees won 5-0. they can win the series against Tampa with a victory this afternoon.

Vice was really good last night.

NJPW was good last night.

Major League Wrestling was very good last night.

Real Time with Bill Maher was hilarious last night.

the season finale of Wyatt Cenac's Problem Areas was really good last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be ROH. i will be watching NXT Takeover Chicago 2 for most of the evening on WWE Network. if it's like most of the Takeover shows, tonight's wrestling will outshine the main roster tomorrow night at Money in the Bank.

the other World Cup games today are Peru vs. Denmark and Croatia vs. Nigeria.

i will most likely be on here tomorrow before the Yankees Old Timer's Day festivities begin.

i might do some writing today. i might get off my lazy ass and do a Soundcloud recording. who knows.

that's all for me kids. i hope everyone has a great Saturday. call if you need bail money.

perdido en una espiral de muerte, encontré a una mujer disfrazada de sueño

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

AC/DC - T.N.T.
Sex Pistols - God Save the Queen
White Reaper - Judy French
Pearl Jam - Mother (Live)

"The only thing that comes to a sleeping man is dreams." - Tupac Shakur

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

i never shy away from a challenge

so a friend dared me to write a poem using a line she wrote in a message to me. i couldn't turn down the challenge of fitting "ass raped is gonna be the best poem" into a poem. so, i did a quick brainstorm and within 5 minutes i was typing the poem to her. she liked it and i did as well. i ended up writing and typing up 2 more poems this afternoon. 3 good ones to start off my June. that's good.

i just got out of the shower. my mother asked me how was it? i told her it felt like i was one step closer to death. she asked why and i said i look at us being on a race to death. and you're winning and i'm competitive. she didn't see the humor.

mom's nurse came this morning. everything was good. mom's physical therapist (who is smoking hot, holy shit) came a little later.  everything was good. about 90 minutes later, her occupational therapist came. everything was good. roughly a hour after all that, mom was complaining about her back. i told her to take the stronger pain drug, but of course she wants to be a fucking martyr. so, i will probably be buying more damn ice packs before too long.

the New York Yankees crushed the Blue Jays last night, 12-2. CC pitched great and Gary Sanchez hit 2 home runs. on top of all that, Aaron Hicks had 6 RBI. hopefully they can do it again tonight.

Vice News Tonight had another great week of shows.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be VICE, NJPW and Real Time with Bill Maher.

i didn't watch any of Game 1 last night. judging from the highlights, Rihanna was probably the most entertaining thing about the game.

i am going to try to be on here tomorrow before the Champions League Final. of course, that all depends on what emergency run i have to make tomorrow; drug store, grocery store, etc. i believe my sister is coming down for the weekend as well. joy.

i hope everyone has a great weekend. i need to go figure out what mom wants for dinner. something hot is just a little too vague for me.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Lydia Loveless - Sorry
White Reaper - The Stack
Sir Sly - High
Radiohead - I Promise
Michael Kiwanuka - Cold Little Heart

"All universal moral principles are idle fancies." - Marquis de Sade

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

80 degrees in April

this is the one part of living in the sticks that would always make me laugh. a day like today is when you would hear some dumb fuck in town talk about well, if this global warming, i'll take it all the time. sure, 80 degrees and sweating in April is just a fucking joy. maybe when these dumb fucks have their vacation destinations in Florida under water one day, they will finally understand that 20 degrees warmer than normal is not always a good thing.

Smackdown was excellent last night. it was a complete 180 from Monday Night Raw. it's amazing to think that both shows are even the same company sometimes.

205 Live was good last night. i could watch Neville and Jack Gallagher wrestle forever and never get bored.

The Voice went mostly as i expected last night. the two up for elimination were two of the ones that i thought would be.

Great News was so bad last night that it almost made for good television. sadly, everything that was funny about the show was in the commercials for the show. not a good sign.

Deadliest Catch was really good last night. as soon as Nick said his white blood cell count was that high, i knew he was talking about cancer. i know most reality shows are fake to some degree, but i do appreciate just how "real" this show has always been.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight and Total Divas. i'll watch NXT sometime tonight on WWE Network.

the New York Yankees play tonight up in Boston. hopefully they can get a win.

the Stanley Cup playoffs start back up tonight with games in the Western Conference. St. Louis plays Nashville and Anaheim takes on Edmonton. i imagine i will watch some of both games tonight.

i did listen to the latest Jim Norton & Sam Roberts podcast today. you can find that by going here:
https://soundcloud.com/jimandsamshow/ep-023-hot-dogs-court-case

i will be on here tomorrow after Manchester United plays. hopefully, i will be in a good mood.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Alabama Shakes - Don't Wanna Fight
White Reaper - Judy French
Goldfrapp - Anymore
Gary Clark Jr. - Our Love (Live)
Daniel Martin Moore - Our Hearts Will Hover

"I liked myself better when I wasn't me." - Carol Burnett

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: