get me to the weekend please...

i have been to the grocery store 3 fucking times in the last 12 hours. between buying food, dropping off prescriptions and then picking up those prescriptions while dropping off yet another one!!!! as i told my mother last night when she told me i didn't need to make the pork chops, mashed potatoes and peas after all the running i did, pizza would be fine... i don't mind as this is all the adult shit i've been trying to avoid since i was 8 years old. at least everyone around my mother knows now that i'm not the complete piece of shit that so many believed i was over the years.

mom did pretty good today getting to the doctor's office. it probably helped that she had two different painkillers in her system at the time. now, the trip home was a bit tricky as she was tired and her back started fucking with her. but, apparently Burger King is her new vice, so...

i pressed my luck last night. whenever i buy alcohol, the sports teams i live and die with will lose. so, seeing that the Yankees were playing the Red Sox last night and the USA men's national team was playing Trinidad & Tobago, i figured fuck it. a bottle of rum and a bottle of Jagermeister. thankfully, both got used last night.

the New York Yankees got more great pitching from Pineda last night and Gary Sanchez continued his mastery of David Price as the Yankees whipped the Red Sox 9-1. that's how you win a series. they start a series tonight against Baltimore.

the USA men's national team struggled for most of the first half against Trinidad & Tobago. they were getting plenty of shots and possession, but were never clinical enough to score. in the second half, the boy wonder took over once again. Christian Pulisic is the real fucking deal. 18 years old and easily the best American player i have ever fucking seen. the USA won 2-0, with Pulisic scoring both goals. that sets up a HUGE match at Mexico on Sunday night, one that Christian has said that the USA was going to win. if he and the team pulls that off, it will be a first of hopefully many fucking miracles this kid does for this team and country.

i didn't watch much of the hockey game last night. clearly, i didn't miss anything.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be VICE, NJPW and Real Time with Bill Maher.

my sister is stopping by tonight for dinner. i have no clue if she is staying for longer than that or not.

it's supposed to be hot as fuck here this weekend. damn good thing i bought some new sunscreen. it may get a workout this weekend.

that's all for me today kids. i hope everyone has a great weekend.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Bon Iver - Skinny Love
Black Stone Cherry - Cheaper to Drink Alone
Eels - Souljacker, Pt. 1
Ray LaMontagne - Jolene

"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." - Jackie Mason

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: