i listened to the latest Jim Norton & Sam Roberts podcast late yesterday. if you'd like to laugh your ass off, you can find it by going here:
my mother did really well yesterday in her first day of outpatient physical therapy. of course, she wasn't expecting to see the neighbors from two doors down there as well. when we got back home, i had to do the trash here and next door. much to my surprise, mom wanted to surprise everyone next door by going in. so once i got the trash done i went in as well. i have no fucking clue why mom sat there as long as she did. apparently she couldn't tell how much fun i was having sitting across from the cousin that molested me as a child.
the New York Yankees were losing for most of yesterday's game against the White Sox. then, they took a 3-1 lead in the 8th inning. i started dreaming of what i wanted to drink. then the Yankees bullpen, which has been a fucking dumpster fire for the last month or so, pissed it all away as the White Sox won 4-3 in the bottom of the 9th. the injuries are piling up for the Yankees, so it's basically up to the kids now. oh joy. hopefully they get a win tonight. i won't be holding my breath.
i thought Smackdown was pretty good last night. i was happy they had Carmella win the women's ladder match again. 205 Live was excellent last night. Tozawa vs. Neville could be amazing in 2 weeks.
Deadliest Catch was pretty good last night.
The Jim Jefferies Show was fucking hilarious last night.
enjoy some music:
and now some of this and that:
on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, Big Brother, Lucha Underground and Lip Sync Battle. i will watch NXT sometime tonight on WWE Network.
the grocery store this afternoon was like an invasion of the elderly. between them and children wandering around because they are out of school, it was a worst case scenario for me. thankfully, i found everything on the list and kept it under $100. of course, i spent almost half of that amount in the liquor store buying some gin and some Jack Daniels.
i thankfully missed all of the Confederations Cup game today between Chile and Portugal. i saw that Chile won in penalty kicks. how the fuck did Portugal go through another fucking shootout with CR7 getting no chance to kick? i am going to try to watch some of Mexico vs. Germany tomorrow.
mom had me go back with her at physical therapy yesterday, so i only wrote 2 poems while i was there. i typed them both up last night and really liked them. both of them were included in the 35 poems today.
that's all for me today kids. i need to go ice my back down and take a fucking nap.
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
peace and chicken grease...
Chromatics - I'm on Fire
My Morning Jacket - Tyrone
Tori Amos - Father Figure (Live)
The Afghan Whigs - Regret
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: