get me to the weekend please...

i have been to the grocery store 3 fucking times in the last 12 hours. between buying food, dropping off prescriptions and then picking up those prescriptions while dropping off yet another one!!!! as i told my mother last night when she told me i didn't need to make the pork chops, mashed potatoes and peas after all the running i did, pizza would be fine... i don't mind as this is all the adult shit i've been trying to avoid since i was 8 years old. at least everyone around my mother knows now that i'm not the complete piece of shit that so many believed i was over the years.

mom did pretty good today getting to the doctor's office. it probably helped that she had two different painkillers in her system at the time. now, the trip home was a bit tricky as she was tired and her back started fucking with her. but, apparently Burger King is her new vice, so...

i pressed my luck last night. whenever i buy alcohol, the sports teams i live and die with will lose. so, seeing that the Yankees were playing the Red Sox last night and the USA men's national team was playing Trinidad & Tobago, i figured fuck it. a bottle of rum and a bottle of Jagermeister. thankfully, both got used last night.

the New York Yankees got more great pitching from Pineda last night and Gary Sanchez continued his mastery of David Price as the Yankees whipped the Red Sox 9-1. that's how you win a series. they start a series tonight against Baltimore.

the USA men's national team struggled for most of the first half against Trinidad & Tobago. they were getting plenty of shots and possession, but were never clinical enough to score. in the second half, the boy wonder took over once again. Christian Pulisic is the real fucking deal. 18 years old and easily the best American player i have ever fucking seen. the USA won 2-0, with Pulisic scoring both goals. that sets up a HUGE match at Mexico on Sunday night, one that Christian has said that the USA was going to win. if he and the team pulls that off, it will be a first of hopefully many fucking miracles this kid does for this team and country.

i didn't watch much of the hockey game last night. clearly, i didn't miss anything.

enjoy some music:

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on the DVR tonight will be VICE, NJPW and Real Time with Bill Maher.

my sister is stopping by tonight for dinner. i have no clue if she is staying for longer than that or not.

it's supposed to be hot as fuck here this weekend. damn good thing i bought some new sunscreen. it may get a workout this weekend.

that's all for me today kids. i hope everyone has a great weekend.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Bon Iver - Skinny Love
Black Stone Cherry - Cheaper to Drink Alone
Eels - Souljacker, Pt. 1
Ray LaMontagne - Jolene

"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." - Jackie Mason

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a decent way to start the season

i had to take mom to the chiropractor and then to the store to get her prescriptions, so i missed the start of the Ohio State game today. it's funny to think that Bowling Green was up 7-0 at one point when you see that Ohio State won 77-10. talk about a holy shit ass beating. Ohio State set the record for most yards in a game by any Ohio State team. the offense looked scary and talented. the defense looked talented and fast. the only thing that could possibly hold back this team will be their youth and health. should be another crazy ride this season.

the New York Yankees had their asses handed to them last night, losing 8-0. of course, it's hard to win when you only get two fucking hits. they play again tonight in Baltimore.

team USA whipped St. Vincent and the Grenadines yesterday 6-0. i was happy how they came out and took care of business. it was nice to see Christian Pulisic put on a show in the second half. i think he's the most talented teenager i have ever seen play for the USA. they next play Trinidad & Tobago on Tuesday.

Treehouse Masters was pretty good last night. i would hate to see what the guy had to get his wife for the 41st anniversary when a treehouse was the gift for the 40th.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be ROH. i figure i will be watching a ton of college football tonight as there are some really good games. i figure most of the time i'll be watching USC vs. Alabama.

my second fantasy football team got drafted this morning. i got the second highest draft grade in the league. so, that's a good start. i'm pretty much ready for the NFL season now.

a reminder for life:

sadly, the humidity is starting to creep back in this weekend. i was hoping it was going to be fall soon. it's going to be back in the fucking 90's in a couple of days. good thing global warming is a myth, right?

i hope everyone has a wonderful Saturday night. call if you need bail money. i'm off to start drinking.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

T. Hardy Morris - Live at the Georgia Theatre - EP
My Morning Jacket - Acoustica Citsuoca (Live) - EP
William Fitzsimmons - Acoustic Sessions - EP

"As a writer, the best mindset is to be unafraid." - Malcolm Gladwell

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