Friday, July 3, 2015

imagine what the world would be like with no people to fuck it up

as i have slowly dipped my toe into getting back into society, i would like to think my patience with humans has increased. today was going to be truly the test to see if it has. mom was ready to leave by 9:30 this morning. i put on something clean and got my keys. we first had to go to a store to see if they had the stuff we use in our laundry that our normal grocery store doesn't carry anymore. thank fucking god they had 3 jugs of it. then mom realized that she hadn't had anything for breakfast. somewhere in the back of my mind i was hearing a lecture about how life is a circle. how we start in diapers and end up in them as well. after we checked out there it was off to the grocery store. about 90 minutes later and my bone spurs screaming fucking murder at me, we were loading the groceries in the car. it was fucking crowded beyond belief. thankfully, there was this one fine black woman in the store that kept my imagination entertained. she was dressed like someone told her they were shooting a rap video at the grocery store this morning. i think every dirty old man like myself was thinking the same damn thing... why the fuck did she bring her child?

on the way home i thought about something mom wanted that we didn't get. thankfully, she didn't say turn around. after i got the groceries in the house, i went to get the mail out of the mailbox. one of the guys next door, the ones that have been doing a fucking garage sale for the last 4 days, utters that he's been enjoying the birds. i smiled, which i'm sure came off as do i look like i feel like fucking talking at this moment, and just kept walking. the last thing i want for these people around here to think is that i'm a nice guy who likes to have conversations with strangers.

mom basically went back to sleep and i've been on the computer for the last 4 hours. good thing my life doesn't revolve around this fucking thing.

please enjoy a music break:

Big Brother last night was good. Jace went home as expected. Becky and Shelli won the HOH's. since the 4th of July is coming up, they have put the house on fast forward as they are already filming what is going to be seen on Wednesday today. hopefully they backdoor that crazy cunt Audrey this week.

did i type that out loud. oh well.

tonight i'll be flipping between NJPW, the Yankees game at home against Tampa, and the USA men's soccer team friendly against Guatemala. that should be a good tune up for the upcoming Gold Cup. plus, i believe the 3rd place game for the Copa America is tonight.

hopefully while i'm enjoying a couple of victory beers tonight, i'll write a few poems. i definitely want to get a few more good ones written before i go into my usual no writing because i'm actually trying to enjoy the summer mode.

here's some funny shit:

i hope everyone has a lovely July 4th. i'm trying to have my ass up at 5:30 in the morning to watch the WWE special live from Tokyo, Japan. if not, they are replaying it throughout the day. but, you know me, i'd much rather watch anything live.

if you are playing with fireworks in the next few days, remember to only blow off your own fingers and not someone else's. don't drink and drive unless you are less drunk than your buddy. and lastly, never stick your face really close to a gas grill unless you say to everyone at the party, WATCH THIS. those my friends, are the famous last words of any white trash fucker that has roamed the earth. with that being said, enjoy the bright colors, a sunburn and a few cold drinks.

i should take holidays off from this blog but i am a glutton for punishment. so, expect me in the evening sometime to show up pissed off about something.

another music break before i bid you adieu:

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...


Jason Isbell - 24 Frames
John Prine - It's a Big Old Goofy World
Bright Eyes - Waste of Paint
Lucinda Williams - Real Live Bleeding Fingers and Broken Guitar Strings
Valerie June - Somebody To Love

"I want you to like me, but I don't care if you don't" - Olivia Munn

and your pro wrestling video of the day:

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