a cloudy Friday...

 so, i guess i really needed some sleep last night as i just completely passed out in my massage chair around 12:15. i woke up at 3:53 and was shocked. i didn't even do mom's eyes before she fell asleep. i apologized to her this morning about that. as usual, i'm guessing it was the gin.

here are your two videos for this day of National Poetry Month:

the New York Rangers won last night at the Islanders, 9-2. they won all 4 games this season against the Islanders for the first time in over 20 years.

Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage was pretty funny last night.

i did watch some college hockey last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Smackdown and Real Time with Bill Maher.

the Yankees play tonight at home against the Giants.

so, i wrote 2 poems yesterday while mom was doing physical therapy. i typed those up after i watched the second half of the Manchester United game.

it was 1-1 when i started watching. United took a late lead and i honestly thought they could see the game out. silly me. they gave up a goal at the death of the game, 96th minute. 2-2 in the first leg against Lyon in the Europa League. second leg will be next week at Old Trafford.

i'll probably be on here tomorrow in the morning.

i hope everyone has a great weekend.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck war.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay off the fucking streets.

get the fucking shot.

un viernes nublado

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Foster the People - Pumped Up Kicks

The Black Keys - Beautiful People (Stay High)

Weezer - El Scorcho

Bran Van 3000 - Drinking in LA

Fun Lovin' Criminals - Scooby Snacks

"Pain is filtered in a poem so that it becomes finally, in the end, pleasure." - Mark Strand

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

goodbye to 2024...

 so, in some ways, 2024 was the year my writing finally hit the next level. the book i did with Casey Renee Kiser, Altered States of The Unflinching Souls, is something i am really proud of. you can still get a copy by going here:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1745663384/limited-print-copy-altered-states-of-the

i was nominated for a Best of the Net by Disturbing the Universe Magazine. and, for the first time in my life, i was nominated for the Pushcart Prize by The Rye Whiskey Review.

plus, John Patrick Robbins, the editor of The Rye Whiskey Review, and i are toying around with the thought of me doing a book in 2025 for his press. 

add in me finally doing a few new SoundCloud tracks, and i truly hope this is a sign of things to come...

https://soundcloud.com/j-j-campbell/flutter

https://soundcloud.com/j-j-campbell/the-better-of-me

Manchester United lost 2-0 yesterday at home to Newcastle. honestly, it never felt that close. United, for the first time in my life, are in a relegation battle. hopefully, the players figure that out soon and start giving a shit again.

the New York Rangers lost last night at Florida, 5-3.

Monday Night Raw was really good last night. the show, for the first time in 32 years, will start on Netflix next week.

the NFL game last night was crazy. Detroit won at the 49ers, 40-34.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be NXT and Hard Knocks.

the Dayton Flyers play this afternoon at home against LaSalle.

team USA takes on Canada tonight at the World Juniors. winner wins the group.

the college football playoffs start back up tonight. Boise State takes on Penn State.

i need to go grocery shopping today and it is raining. joy.

Orkin came by last night and put two traps up in the attic. they could tell the squirrels are up there. they couldn't see anyplace where they are getting in and out of. hopefully, the traps will work. Orkin is supposed to be out later this week to check on them.

i should be on here tomorrow before the Ohio State vs. Oregon game in the Rose Bowl.

if you are going out to party tonight, please be safe.

i hope your 2024 was better than mine.

until 2025 my friends...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck war.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay off the fucking streets.

get the fucking shot.

Adiós al 2024

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Kendrick Lamar - squabble up

The Band of Heathens & Hayes Carll - Nobody Dies From Weed

Quavo & Lana Del Rey - Tough

Marcus King - Fuck Up My Life Again

The Black Keys - Beautiful People (Stay High)

"Creativity takes courage." - Henri Matisse

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

welcome to the weekend...

 not just any weekend, WrestleMania weekend.

before i get into all of that, here are your 3 videos for this day of national poetry month:

the New York Rangers won last night at Detroit, 4-3. they play Montreal tomorrow night at home.

Smackdown was excellent last night.

WWE Hall of Fame was good last night, just a bit too long.

AEW Rampage was good last night.

Jerrod Carmichael Reality Show was hilarious last night.

here are your NBA highlights from last night:

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Saturday Night Live and AEW Collision.

i will be watching NXT Stand and Deliver this afternoon.

and i will be watching night 1 of WrestleMania 40 tonight.

i do plan on keeping tabs on the college basketball games tonight.

the Yankees play Toronto tonight at home. hopefully, they will score and win tonight.

i have no clue when i will be on here tomorrow.

i still haven't had breakfast today, so i better get going on that.

i hope everyone has a wonderful Saturday.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck war.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay off the fucking streets.

get the fucking shot.

Bienvenido al fin de semana, fin de semana wrestlemania

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Glass Animals - Creatures in Heaven

Flicker Vertigo - Midnight Fantasies Upon Prospect Hill

Gary Clark Jr. - Maktub

The Black Keys w/Beck and Juicy J - Paper Crown

Cody Jinks - What You Love

"The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed." - Nicolas Chamfort

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

up early on a Saturday...

 i think i got a little sleep last night. i was almost too tired to masturbate. almost. when i got up this morning, it was just before Manchester United and Everton was getting ready to play. more on that in a bit.

when Dayton got down 17 to VCU yesterday, i was pissed. thankfully, Dayton calmed down, started getting stops and started making shots. Dayton didn't lead in the game until there was 5 minutes left in the second half. Dayton won last night, 91-86 in OT. Dayton finished the season undefeated at home. VCU will get the 5th seed in the A10 tournament.

Smackdown and NXT Level Up were both very good last night.

AEW Rampage was good last night.

Real Time with Bill Maher was hilarious last night.

Manchester United won 2-0 this morning over Everton. honestly, Everton was the better team for most of the game, but United won two penalties and Bruno and Rashford both scored.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be AEW Collision and Saturday Night Live.

the New York Rangers play tonight at home against the Blues.

i'm sure i will watch plenty of sports today.

a big thank you to everyone for checking out my latest published poems:

https://www.theasylumfloor.com/2024/03/three-poems-by-jj-campbell.html

i have no clue when i will be on here tomorrow.

i hope everyone has a great Saturday.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck war.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay off the fucking streets.

get the fucking shot.

levantarse temprano un sábado

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

The Black Keys - This Is Nowhere

Marcus King - Hero

Iron & Wine & Fiona Apple - All in Good Time

Charles Wesley Godwin - West of Lonesome (Live)

Walter Trout w/Beth Hart - Broken

"Authors want their names down in history; I want to keep the smoke coming out of the chimney." 

                                                              - Mickey Spillane

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

at least i made a little money...

 i made a bet back in August last year that the Kansas City Chiefs would win the Super Bowl. after last night, i wish i would have been able to put more on that bet. but, the one rule i stick to when gambling is only bet what you can afford to lose. so, i put $1 down on it and won $9 last night when the Chiefs won in overtime over the 49ers, 25-22. i thought the game eventually got good. halftime was really good. the commercials were sort of hit and miss for me, but there were more hits than misses. add in the nachos i made for dinner and all in all, it was a pretty good night.

here are your videos for this day of Black History Month:

Manchester United won yesterday at Aston Villa, 2-1.

the season finale of Power Book III: Raising Kanan was great.

Hightown was good last night.

True Detective Night Country was amazing last night. season finale is next week.

Curb Your Enthusiasm was hilarious last night.

The Woman In The Wall was very good last night.

here are your NBA highlights from yesterday:

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Monday Night Raw.

the New York Rangers play tonight at home against Calgary.

i should be on here tomorrow after i take mom to see her back doctor.

i hope everyone had a great weekend.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck war.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay off the fucking streets.

get the fucking shot.

al menos gané un poco de dinero

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Flor de Toloache - Ranchera Medley

The Black Keys - I Forgot To Be Your Lover

Michael Burks - Cross Eyed Woman

Gary Clark Jr. - Pearl Cadillac

H.E.R. - Make It Rain (Live)

"Concentration and mental toughness are the margins of victory." - Bill Russell

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

if it was snowing harder, we'd be in a blizzard...

 i could hear the wind whipping last night as i was trying to fall asleep. i woke up this morning and it was snowing sideways. so far, it is only sticking to the grass, so i'm assuming the real fucking cold isn't here yet. joy.

the Dayton Flyers won last night at Duquesne, 72-62.

Smackdown and NXT Level Up were both really good last night.

AEW Rampage was good last night.

here are your NBA highlights from last night:

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be AEW Collision, AEW Battle of the Belts and Austin City Limits.

the NFL playoffs start today. the Browns are at the Texans and the Dolphins play at Kansas City tonight.

the New York Rangers play today at Washington.

i should be on here tomorrow in the morning, before Manchester United plays.

a big thank you to everyone for checking out my latest published poems:

https://www.theasylumfloor.com/2024/01/four-poems-by-jj-campbell.html

i hope everyone has a great Saturday.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck war.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay off the fucking streets.

get the fucking shot.

si nevara más fuerte, estaríamos en una tormenta de nieve

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Pissed Jeans - Moving On

Willi Carlisle - A Higher Lonesome

The Black Keys - Beautiful People (Stay High)

The Pineapple Thief - The Frost

Middle Sattre - Hate Yourself to the Core

"With out art, without communicating, we wouldn't live beyond 30 because we'd be so sad and depressed." - Wayne Coyne

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

one of them days...

 the weather today was fucking perfect. so perfect, i opened some windows and took a long fucking nap. of course, i was running on 3 hours of sleep, so i really needed it.

the New Orleans Saints lost to Atlanta yesterday, 27-25. between all the dropped passes and mistakes the Saints made, i was fucking pissed for nearly the whole game. they made a huge comeback in the 4th quarter, but of course, pissed that away as well. as Duece said after the game, the Saints beat themselves.

here are your NBA highlights from last night:

i did watch some of the MLS games yesterday as well:

Axios was good last night.

Succession was excellent last night.

Insecure reminded me why i never wanted kids last night.

Curb Your Enthusiasm was very funny last night.

Last Week Tonight was brilliant as usual.

Hightown was good last night.

Dexter: New Blood was very good last night.

the season finale of American Rust was fucking great last night. i really hope they make season 2. i need answers.

Desus & Mero was fucking hilarious last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be The Voice and Monday Night Raw.

the New York Rangers play tonight at home against Florida. i'd love to see the Rangers end their losing streak tonight.

i did listen to episode 368 of Notsam Wrestling this morning. you can find that by going here:

https://www.stitcher.com/show/sam-roberts-wrestling-podcast/episode/booker-t-notsam-wrestling-368-88126370

i did take mom to get her booster shot today. that went pretty smoothly. and then like a child, she wanted the new milkshake at Arby's afterwards. she got a large Caramel Cinnamon shake and i'm pretty sure that made her happy.

i have to take her to the podiatrist tomorrow afternoon.

i'm going to try to have the blog done in the morning tomorrow as i have a college basketball game to go to tomorrow night.

i hope everyone had a great weekend.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay socially distant.

get the fucking shot.

a veces me considero un genio torturado

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Love and Rockets - So Alive

Erin McKeown - You Were Right About Everything

The Black Keys - The Flame

Dorothy - Flawless

Prince - Let's Go Crazy

"Despair has its own calms." - Bram Stoker

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

just enough rain to be miserable...

i saw the woman that works at the post office in town at the grocery store today. if she only knew how many times she has appeared in my dirty dreams...

i did pretty well at the grocery stores today. the goal is to keep everything under $100. when it shakes out at $115 and mom had you buy some stuff that isn't what she normally needs, i take it as a win.

the New York Yankees won yesterday over the Orioles, 7-2. Luke Voit is well on his way to becoming a legend and with everyone else in the division losing, the Yankees are in first place. the series continues with games on Saturday and Sunday afternoons.

i did watch the college basketball games last night. other than the Purdue and Tennessee classic, the rest of the games weren't that watchable. hopefully the games tonight are better.

Will & Grace was really good last night.

Better Things was excellent last night.

Desus & Mero was hilarious last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, NJPW and Real Time with Bill Maher. i'll probably be watching college basketball for most of the evening.

the New York Rangers play at home tonight against the Blues. you know the plan boys, Lose for Hughes.

unless i get up crazy early tomorrow morning, i'll be on here after Manchester United plays in the morning.

the Yankees play around 1 in the afternoon tomorrow, so i will probably be on here after that is over. of course, it's supposed to be raining cats and dogs tomorrow, so who knows.

i hope everyone has a great weekend. hopefully your weather is better in your neck of the woods.

until tomorrow kids...

ella era un arcoiris en llamas

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Charly Bliss - Chatroom
The Black Keys - Lo/Hi
Florence + The Machine - Moderation

"My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper." - Amy Sedaris

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

another weather forecast gone wrong

i woke up this morning to see a dusting of snow that was covering the driveway and that's about it. i started to laugh, wondering if we will actually get the thunderstorms they were predicting this weekend or not.

the New York Rangers lost last night in the shootout at Detroit, 3-2. lose for Hughes boys.

The Big Bang Theory was hilarious last night.

Young Sheldon was excellent last night.

Gotham was great last night.

Will & Grace was really funny last night.

Better Things was great last night.

Desus & Mero was fucking crazy last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, NJPW, WOW and Real Time with Bill Maher.

i figure i might watch some of the New York Yankees tonight as well. i think they are playing the Tigers.

i also want to figure out my next round of poetry submissions. lord knows i've got plenty to choose from.

i hope everyone has a great weekend.

i should be on here in the morning or early afternoon tomorrow.

i'm off to the grocery store...

tal vez algún día tendré el dinero que estos tontos creen que tengo ahora

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

The Black Keys - Lo/Hi
Diana Krall - A Case of You (Live)
George Michael - One More Try
Tom Waits - Come On Up To The House

"Life is an end in itself, and the only question as to whether it is worth living is whether you have had enough of it." - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

well, i still get proud at clogging a toilet

there are days where i just feel beaten. sort of what i always felt like Kerouac was getting at with the Beat generation. i have plenty of moments where i feel defeated and truly question what the fuck am i doing? but, i still feel proud that i can take a shit large enough to clog a toilet. part of me knows i shouldn't, but that's probably why i do. i have never been like everyone else, why the fuck am i going to start at 40? let's just say, the poems should be interesting for the next few weeks.

the New York Yankees lost again yesterday, 5-2. this is the first time since 1995 they are below .500 after the All Star break. if they can't figure out they need to be sellers at the trade deadline, they are truly fucking clueless. the manager said tonight is a MUST WIN game. i won't be shocked when they lose.

ROH was excellent last night. the match between Roderick Strong and Dalton Castle was excellent. next week's episode should be great.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Big Brother, Power, The Night Of, Ballers, Vice Principals, Roadies and Ray Donovan.

my sister sent me the pics she took up in Cleveland. here's a few of them:

the guy who mows our grass got the toilet unclogged. that certainly saved some money.

i guess i should feed the birds before it storms tonight. i'm certainly not looking forward to a night of constant wind and rain. this could be the night i just drink myself into oblivion.

i hope everyone has a great Sunday. at the very least, i hope it's better than your Saturday was.

i would love to be naive enough to think i could write the words PLEASE STOP KILLING EACH OTHER  and it would make a difference. imagine what this country could have been like if we actually had a honest talk about race after the Civil War. just imagine if we actually would have evolved to be at the point in 2016 that we recognize everyone as a human worth respecting. but, enough people make enough money off of hate, that i can't see anything changing anytime soon. i would love to go one day without seeing that an innocent black male was killed or any cops were killed in response. just one fucking day. and when that becomes too much to ask for, you can imagine what we're degenerating into.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

The Airborne Toxic Event - Sometime Around Midnight
The Black Keys - The Flame
Mazzy Star - Fade Into You
Gary Jules - Mad World

"It doesn't matter who you vote for. It's still the same billionaires that run the world." - Geezer Butler

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

the perks of being lazy

i was somewhat amazed this morning when i woke up. i actually got almost 7 hours of sleep last night. it still feels somewhat weird to wake up refreshed.

we're in the midst of a warm up here in Ohio. might even hit 60 degrees in a few days. of course, in true Ohio tradition, there is a chance of snow on the weekend.

thankfully, i had a much better Sunday picking games than i did the week before. to go from only 5 wins to sitting on 12 going into tonight's game is quite the jump. and tonight is a huge game. i am trailing in both of my fantasy matches but i have 4 players going tonight, including both quarterbacks. i really hope the game is a shootout as i really need the points.

other than that, it will be the usual busy Monday night on tv. the New York Rangers are at home against Winnipeg. it would be nice to see them start rolling here soon. The Voice is down to the final 6. i have no clue who is going to win. just 2 weeks left for this season. Monday Night Raw should be an interesting one. been hearing rumors all day of people showing up for tonight's show. if any of them are true, it could be a memorable evening.

i found out today my mother has a fractured rib. thankfully it's non-displaced. only thing that will heal it is time. so, it's more or less a pain management issue. i've suggested to her to start drinking whiskey. always helped me over the years.

i nearly shit today when i saw the Dayton Flyers were ranked in the AP top 25 for the first time in 4 years. they start on a nice run of games they should win on Wednesday. it would be nice to see they aren't satisfied with just being ranked but actually want to destroy other teams.

my other holy shit moment of the day was when the New York Yankees announced they traded Chris Stewart to the Pirates for a player to be named later. goodbye to the human white flag. thank god.

Homeland was really good last night. but, Masters of Sex won the night in my eyes. their best episode in some time. really, really good. Total Divas really made me laugh. like i needed more of a reason to not like John Cena... and it's good to see the divas really are clueless at times.

thankfully, the mountain of trash i put out yesterday didn't get scattered around by the wind last night. and it was all picked up this morning. probably a good 100 lbs. of shit gone for good.

looks like the first of the gifts i ordered should be arriving here soon. can't wait to hear the bitching as i believe i had them all sent to the po box. good times.

that's all for me today. tune in tomorrow as i come up with yet another reason why i didn't spend the afternoon writing instead of looking at porn.

music:

Imagine Dragons - Night Visions
The Black Keys - El Camino
Jason Isbell - Southeastern
Rolling Stones - Let It Bleed
Gin Wigmore - Gravel & Wine

"Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts." - Sarah Silverman

the mid week blahs

so, as i was watching the Yankees lose again last night, 2-0, i thought about what my October will be like without no baseball to give a shit about. it was right about then i flipped over to the NHL Network and watched the Rangers vs. Flyers last night.

sure, it was pre-season hockey, but still. much better than watching millionaires just not give a shit. plus, it's always nice to see the New York Rangers win in Philly anytime of the year. team looked pretty good last night.

didn't get all the players i was trying to get in fantasy football, so this is going to be an even longer week now. it wouldn't shock me if i get blown out in both games. and sadly, i won't really know the final results until late Monday night. fun.

the Big Brother finale is tonight. i can't imagine me watching more than a few minutes here and there. i would love to see Julie Chen let all the racists know they got fired from their real jobs while being on the show this summer. that would be some great television.

i suppose most of my viewing pleasure tonight will be between Duck Dynasty and The Bridge. The Bridge looks like one gripping hour tonight. hopefully it is.

waiting for the heating and air guy to show up. hopefully mom gets home before he arrives so i don't have to deal with it. i tend to have a short fuse when shit fucks up and i know it's not our fault. especially when it's something that wasn't installed properly to begin with. good times.

been listening to a ton of music today. might have a few things to write this evening.

i urge all of you to listen to #71 of the Sam Roberts Show Online, especially if you are a fan of pro wrestling, hip hop, celebrities, or radio in general. it truly is a fascinating podcast. scroll down the right hand side of this blog or go to notsam.com to listen.

that's pretty much all for today. i'll be back tomorrow to begin my bitching about week 3 of the NFL season.

music:

Rhye - Woman
Black Joe Lewis - Electric Slave
Mayer Hawthorne - How Do You Do
The Black Keys - Magic Potion
Kid Rock - Rebel Soul

"Never put a sock in a toaster." - Eddie Izzard

let the silly season begin

hard to think of this as winter as the temp is around 60 degrees. just what i need is another fucking drought. the one over the summer didn't hurt us as bad as i thought it would. after insurance, we made out pretty good. but i don't think the ground can take another drier than shit season and still put out a decent crop. fingers are crossed.

so, i was shooting the shit this morning and see some Yankees news come across the wire. turns out A-Rod played most of 2012 with a torn labrum in his "good" hip. surgery next month and will be out 4 to 6 months. lovely. so the Yankees starting left side of the infield are now entering the relic stage of their careers where injuries should be the norm. i'll be interested to see how the brass figures out the replacement parts on a budget. this upcoming season already smells like a close but no cigar try for the playoffs. yuck.

and speaking of sports, had an interesting past Saturday. one thing i totally fucking hate is when a team plays down to their competition. drives me insane. so to see Manchester United and the Dayton Flyers both do it but still win was infuriating. i'm already readying the rubber room when all of this shit comes to fuck them later on in the season.

hope everyone i sent cards and some poetic gifts to get them soon and enjoy them.

i'm on the verge of winning all 3 fantasy football matches from this weekend. i've got decent leads in all 3. i won't watch much of the game tonight though, too much college basketball, The Voice, and Monday Night Raw to keep my brain active with. maybe one of these days i'll get a DVR and be somewhat normal.

or maybe not.

wish i had the balls to act out one of my great porn fantasies today. for some reason this woman brought a package from amazon.com out to the farm. attractive and curvy. of course, having no game i just smiled and said thank you and watched her walk away like the creep i am. and instead of watching soccer or doing some household chores, i spent the next 2 hours on redtube letting my imagination take a tour of filth.

thank god for a towel nearby.

totally loved the last 3 episodes of Boardwalk Empire. and i can't wait for a bunch of my favorites to come back next month. back to the old days of getting to sleep at 3 in the morning after all the Sunday night television.

music today:

The Black Keys - El Camino
Over The Rhine - Snow Angel

"Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them." - P.J. O'Rourke