up too early on a Sunday...

 so, i had the pleasure of fucking my back up last night. i went to Lowe's to get mom the top soil she wanted. it was pretty easy getting them into the Highlander. the problem was helping mom plant her flowers. i lifted the bag up and felt my lower back tell me to fuck off. the rest of the night was ice bags and misery. thankfully, mom gave me the out from having to cook last night. and for the first time in weeks, Pizza Hut had the chicken wings she loves. 

the New York Yankees won yesterday against the Padres, 3-2 in 10 innings. hopefully, they will win the series today.

WWE Night of Champions was excellent yesterday.

here are your highlights from the NHL playoffs last night.

here are your highlights from the NBA playoffs last night.

i did watch some of the MLS last night.

Sarah Silverman: Someone You Love was fucking hilarious last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

there is a ton on the DVR tonight: the season finale of Yellowjackets, Ghosts of Beirut, the series finale of Succession, the series finale of Barry, the two episode season finale of Somebody Somewhere and the season finale of Power Book II: Ghost.

i do plan on watching NXT Battleground tonight on Peacock.

Manchester United plays today at home against Fulham. if they win, they will finish 3rd in the Premier League. they are currently trailing 1-0. Sancho made it 1-1 just before halftime.

i do plan on going to Big Lots this afternoon.

i need to ice down my back, so that's all for me kids...

i have no clue when i will be on here tomorrow.

i hope everyone had a great Saturday. i hope your Sunday will be even better.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck war.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay off the fucking streets.

get the fucking shot.

odio el dolor de espalda

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Portugal. The Man w/ Sir Chloe - Novocaine For The Soul

The Scary Jokes - Demons of Accident

Corvair - Right Hook

Forsythia - Pretty Lungs

Placebo - Holocaust

"You only live twice. Once when you are born and once when you look death in the face."  

                                                                            - Ian Fleming

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Saturday musings

 today is going to be a busy one... between wrestling, baseball, the NBA and NHL playoffs, etc. it will be a day in front of the tv.

the Yankees lost last night at home to San Diego, 5-1.

Smackdown and NXT Level Up were both pretty good last night.

AEW Rampage was good last night.

Being Mary Tyler Moore was really good last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Sarah Silverman: Someone You Love.

i'm sure i will watch plenty of the NHL and NBA playoff games tonight.

i will be watching WWE Night of Champions here shortly on Peacock.

i'm going to try to be on here tomorrow morning before Manchester United plays at home against Fulham.

i hope everyone has a great Saturday.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck war.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay off the fucking streets.

get the fucking shot.

el clima es perfecto hoy

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Guided By Voices - Seedling

Duane Betts & Derek Trucks - Stare at the Sun

Jeff Rosenstock - LIKED U BETTER

Paul Cauthen - Wild Man

Danielle Ponder - Roll The Credits

"A man who limits his interests, limits his life." - Vincent Price

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the start of a long weekend...

 so, roughly 10 minutes after i got this blog done yesterday, mom was in the bathroom puking. needless to say, she didn't go to her foot doctor yesterday. i called and told them what was going on. they understood and were really cool with cancelling. now i need to make sure mom reschedules that appointment soon. mom and i had a long talk last night. her memory has gone to complete shit anymore, so she has to write everything down. and i mean everything, like when to wake up, what to do when she does, when to take her nap, etc. so, my smart ass told her to write down to remember to breathe and stop procrastinating. that didn't go over well. but, she did actually sleep some last night. i didn't hear any outbursts from her at 3 or 4 in the morning, so i was able to get some sleep as well. apparently not enough though, as i put some ice on my back this afternoon and slept 2 more hours. that basically screwed up the timing of what i wanted to get done today. so, i'm guessing i am going to try to get a hair cut sometime tomorrow. or maybe next week.

Manchester United defeated Chelsea yesterday, 4-1. they will be in the Champions League next year. they play Fulham at home on Sunday to end the regular season. they also have the FA Cup final coming up as well.

the New York Yankees lost last night at home to Baltimore, 3-1. they start a series tonight at home against San Diego.

here are your highlights from the NBA playoffs last night.

here are your highlights from the NHL playoffs last night.

Vice News Tonight was excellent last night.

NJPW was really good last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Smackdown, AEW Rampage, Being Mary Tyler Moore and Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles. i'll watch NXT Level Up sometime tonight on Peacock.

i should be on here in the morning tomorrow as WWE Night of Champions starts at noon tomorrow.

i think mom is finally ready to plant the flowers she got nearly a week ago. i told her she might want to get them planted before they die. as you might imagine, i'm not much on flowers, etc. hell, i don't even care for the plastic ones.

if you are traveling this Memorial Day weekend, please be safe. since it is the unofficial start of the summer, you know all the crazy motherfuckers will be out and about.

i had to run to the local grocery store today to get some potato salad and macaroni salad for the weekend. i got a really nice pork tenderloin that should give us multiple meals for the weekend.

i got my order from Walk Off Wax today. i did get some pretty nice baseball cards in the packs. a decent rookie slab as well.

i need to figure out dinner tonight, so that's all for me kids.

until tomorrow morning...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck war.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay off the fucking streets.

get the fucking shot.

Espero que tengan un gran fin de semana

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

M. Ward - Supernatural Thing

Bourgeois Mystics - Gentrification of Planet Earth

Feeble Little Horse - Tin Man

CERES - Star

Foo Fighters - Show Me How

"Do not fear mistakes. There are none." - Miles Davis

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i just love hate mail, but...

ANY feedback i get from people, i love. be it great, bad, hateful, whatever... the worst thing any artist (did i just go there with myself?) can get in response to their work is indifference. now, i wish i got more praise than i currently get, but... the hate mail never gets old. and honestly, i don't give a shit if you hate my writing, hate me as a person, hate my music or hate my political views... all of that is fair game. but, don't make the mistake the cunt from yesterday made and include my family in it. if you EVER really want to see someone gleefully walk that line of insanity, cross the line that never should be crossed. and trust me, as my mother pointed out years ago, i'm fine with a cot and 3 meals a day. when i tell everyone i write so i don't kill people, they tend to think i'm joking. there are moments in my life, and yesterday was one of them, where no one would ever want to see how close to the truth my "joke" really is. there's your warning.

the New York Rangers lost last night to Buffalo 4-3. it was the first game all season they lost when entering the 3rd period with a lead. hopefully they will use the game as a wake up call. they play Carolina again tomorrow.

The Big Bang Theory was excellent last night.

Life in Pieces was fucking hysterical last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, 2 episodes of NJPW and a concert/interview with Fitz and The Tantrums.

today was the second day in a row with no sun at all. i had to get out of the house this afternoon or i felt like i was going to explode. thankfully, i had a check that i needed to deposit and mom had mail to go out. that got me out of the house for at least 30 minutes. thankfully, i get to go out for longer than that tomorrow.

i'll be at the Dayton Flyers game tomorrow afternoon against Winthrop.

i will probably do a blog after i get home from the game. Saturday morning will be back to back soccer matches; Manchester City vs. Chelsea and then Real Madrid vs. Barcelona. right after those get over, it's off to the basketball game.

i hope everyone has a great weekend. call if you need bail money.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Margo Price - NPR Tiny Music Desk Concert
Black Joe Lewis & The Honeybears - Black Joe Lewis & The Honeybears EP
Sia - Angel by the Wings
Sinead O'Connor - Trouble Will Soon Be Over

"I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it." - Sarah Silverman

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the perks of being lazy

i was somewhat amazed this morning when i woke up. i actually got almost 7 hours of sleep last night. it still feels somewhat weird to wake up refreshed.

we're in the midst of a warm up here in Ohio. might even hit 60 degrees in a few days. of course, in true Ohio tradition, there is a chance of snow on the weekend.

thankfully, i had a much better Sunday picking games than i did the week before. to go from only 5 wins to sitting on 12 going into tonight's game is quite the jump. and tonight is a huge game. i am trailing in both of my fantasy matches but i have 4 players going tonight, including both quarterbacks. i really hope the game is a shootout as i really need the points.

other than that, it will be the usual busy Monday night on tv. the New York Rangers are at home against Winnipeg. it would be nice to see them start rolling here soon. The Voice is down to the final 6. i have no clue who is going to win. just 2 weeks left for this season. Monday Night Raw should be an interesting one. been hearing rumors all day of people showing up for tonight's show. if any of them are true, it could be a memorable evening.

i found out today my mother has a fractured rib. thankfully it's non-displaced. only thing that will heal it is time. so, it's more or less a pain management issue. i've suggested to her to start drinking whiskey. always helped me over the years.

i nearly shit today when i saw the Dayton Flyers were ranked in the AP top 25 for the first time in 4 years. they start on a nice run of games they should win on Wednesday. it would be nice to see they aren't satisfied with just being ranked but actually want to destroy other teams.

my other holy shit moment of the day was when the New York Yankees announced they traded Chris Stewart to the Pirates for a player to be named later. goodbye to the human white flag. thank god.

Homeland was really good last night. but, Masters of Sex won the night in my eyes. their best episode in some time. really, really good. Total Divas really made me laugh. like i needed more of a reason to not like John Cena... and it's good to see the divas really are clueless at times.

thankfully, the mountain of trash i put out yesterday didn't get scattered around by the wind last night. and it was all picked up this morning. probably a good 100 lbs. of shit gone for good.

looks like the first of the gifts i ordered should be arriving here soon. can't wait to hear the bitching as i believe i had them all sent to the po box. good times.

that's all for me today. tune in tomorrow as i come up with yet another reason why i didn't spend the afternoon writing instead of looking at porn.

music:

Imagine Dragons - Night Visions
The Black Keys - El Camino
Jason Isbell - Southeastern
Rolling Stones - Let It Bleed
Gin Wigmore - Gravel & Wine

"Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts." - Sarah Silverman