so, i was paying attention to the Yankees game while i was watching other things last night. when it got to the 7th inning, i was like well, i need to flip over. by that time, Domingo German was 7 innings into a perfect game. i watched the last two innings wondering which Yankee was going to fuck this up. thankfully, that didn't happen. Domingo German threw the 24th perfect game in major league history. it was also the 4th one in Yankees history. i think he gave up like 17 runs in his last 2 starts, so to say this was unexpected is an understatement. after the game last night, Domingo let it be known his uncle died 2 days ago and this game was for him. the Yankees can win the series this afternoon.
a delightful trip into the dark mind of an evil genius or simply the musings of an asshole
Thursday, June 29, 2023
unexpected perfection...
Monday, April 17, 2023
we had some sleet today...
i had to take mom to get her blood work done today. it was raining and she just told me to go park and she will text me when she is done. that usually is a sign that she feels more confident in how she is feeling and can do shit on her own. as i was sitting in the parking lot, the rain changed over to sleet. holy fuck. this is why i hate the weather in Ohio. anything could happen at any fucking time it seems. snow to a heatwave in a few days...
here are your two videos for this day of National Poetry Month:
Sunday, July 3, 2022
i guess i sleep better when exhausted...
i did the dishes before i went to bed last night. now, i won't say i got great sleep as i saw the clock way too many times overnight. but, i didn't really wake up until almost 10 AM. i'll take it.
the Yankees won both games of the doubleheader yesterday against Cleveland. and both wins were come from behind victories. the Yankees won Game 1, 13-4. they won Game 2, 6-1. they go for the season sweep of Cleveland this afternoon.
Tuesday, August 10, 2021
and then the whispers become a scream...
the quiet moments, sitting alone, in front of a computer, wondering what to type, wondering who even bothers to read this shit anymore, it eventually becomes this scream in the back of your head. and we all know that you can't muffle it, you can't change into lyrics or some heavy metal riff from your youth. that scream becomes the soundtrack to the rest of your life. that uneasy knowledge that you aren't better than this. that every fucker that has put you down or dragged you through the proverbial mud, or stole from you over the years... they were right. these are the moments i think about when i was 8 years old and first thought of suicide. it was also the year i realized i was molested at the age of 4 by a female cousin. also the age i started masturbating to Pam Grier movies. there's the glorious backstory on how to become a poet boys and girls. add in a love of cheap whiskey, 10 years of smoking 2 packs a day and an endless array of how to creatively use the word fuck.
this is what happens when the afternoon gets so humid you sit at the computer and dream of your death. all i could picture was a dog taking a piss on my headstone. better than my usual dream of my ashes being flushed in a truck stop in northern Ohio. good times.
so, the Yankees played one of the craziest games i ever saw last night. they blew the lead 4 different times in the game, but defeated the Royals, 8-6 in 11 innings. hopefully, they will win again tonight.
Saturday, August 15, 2020
so, of course, today i had Filipino food...
the Yankees whipped the Red Sox last night, 10-3. hopefully, they do the same thing tonight.
Smackdown and 205 Live were both pretty good last night.
Real Time with Bill Maher was very good last night.
Room 104 was pretty funny last night.
enjoy some music:
and now some of this and that:
on the DVR tonight will be ROH.
i imagine i will watch some hockey tonight as well.
the other part of my order from Amazon.com showed up today. i think i know how much more i need to buy to have everything i want to be in individual sleeves. once i get what i have done the last 2 days in order, i'll start posting some pics and prices.
i did go to the grocery store this afternoon and pick up mom's medications and my test strips for my blood sugar. i've lost some weight and i have my blood sugar pretty consistent now. i'd just like to get the number under 115 and closer to 100.
i should be on here tomorrow before Manchester United plays in the Europa League semifinals. in case i'm not, here is a preview:
i hope everyone has a great Saturday.
until tomorrow kids...
fight the power.
fuck racism.
fuck hatred.
fuck the police.
black lives matter.
stay healthy.
wash your fucking hands.
wear your mask.
seguro que me vendría bien una siesta
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
peace and chicken grease...
music:
Hippo Campus - Suicide Saturday
Chicano Batman - Black Lipstick
Diane Coffee - Everyday
The Revivalists - Wish I Knew You
"Life itself is the proper binge." - Julia Child
and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:
Saturday, June 27, 2020
way harder than it needed to be...
Smackdown and 205 Live were pretty good last night.
Real Time with Bill Maher was good last night. they are off for the next month i believe.
enjoy some music:
and now some of this and that:
on the DVR tonight will be ROH. i'll probably watch some UFC tonight as well.
i did listen to the latest Blackburn Review podcast last night. you can find that by going here:
https://soundcloud.com/blackburn-review/off-season-6
it has rained on and off today. i think since yesterday we have had over an inch of rain so far. joy.
i need to vacuum the house and do my laundry, so that's all for me kids.
i have no clue when i will be on here tomorrow.
i hope everyone has a great Saturday.
fight the power.
fuck racism.
fuck hatred.
fuck the police.
black lives matter.
stay healthy.
wash your fucking hands.
la lucha por la justicia nunca termina
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
peace and chicken grease...
music:
Dirty Projectors - Lose Your Love
The Revivalists - Wish I Knew You (piano version)
Grace Potter - Shout It Out (Live)
Lucero - Can't Feel A Thing (Live)
Gamblers - Pet Sematary
"Pain always produces logic, which is very bad for you." - Frank O'Hara
and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:
Sunday, November 3, 2019
making the most of a bye week...
the New York Rangers won yesterday in Nashville, 2-1. i think the boys have found a style that clicks with them.
the Dayton Flyers won yesterday against Cedarville, 93-60. i was happy with the way the team looked. they are way deeper and more athletic than last season. if they can stay healthy, they should have a chance to do something special this season. the renovations to UD Arena look fucking amazing. of course, with all my mother's medical conditions, i doubt she'll be able to go to the games and actually enjoy herself. when i'm there alone, i do a ton of people watching during timeouts. i should have a few poems stirring about. here are some highlights from the game:
NJPW was really good last night. i could watch Sanada and Okada wrestle forever.
ROH was good last night.
Bluegrass Underground and Austin City Limits were both really good last night.
Saturday Night Live was pretty funny last night.
enjoy some music:
and now some of this and that:
on the DVR tonight will be Axios, Batwoman, the mid-season finale of Power, the series finale of The Affair, Watchmen, Silicon Valley, Mrs. Fletcher and Last Week Tonight.
i'm going to try to do some poetry work tonight, especially since i realized the other day i didn't send any poems out in October. hello depression, my name is...
mom starts her physical therapy tomorrow, so i should be on here after that is over.
i hope everyone had a good Saturday. hope your Sunday is even better.
i have clothes to go fold. so, until tomorrow kids...
¿Los muertos caminan por tus sueños?
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
peace and chicken grease...
music:
Hayes Carll - She Left Me For Jesus
Patty Griffin - When It Don't Come Easy (Live)
The Revivalists - Wish I Knew You
Jason Isbell & the 400 Unit - Last of My Kind (Live)
"With me, writing is 60% imagination, 30% people you know and 10% you don't know where it comes from." - Terrence McNally
and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:
Friday, August 23, 2019
nothing like a bowling ball on the small of your back...
the New York Yankees lost to Oakland last night, 5-3. they start a series tonight at the Dodgers, which many believe will be a World Series preview. the Yankees have lost 4 games in a row. this isn't exactly how i wanted them to enter this series.
Big Brother was pretty good last night. Sis got evicted, which was probably a mistake in my opinion. Holly won HOH, marking the first time this season someone has won it twice.
the series finale of Baskets was a little bittersweet.
the grocery store wasn't as crowded as i was expecting today. the tariffs are definitely starting to creep up the prices now. joy.
enjoy some music:
and now some of this and that:
on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, Real Time with Bill Maher and A Black Lady Sketch Show.
i figure i might end up watching some NFL tonight and probably some MLS as well.
my lower back has been killing me today. it's so much fun to be walking in the grocery store and watch the elderly move past you. i did have a good laugh when this drunk asked me where the fuck do they keep the lemons and limes, where you can buy just one. i pointed over to the produce and started to chuckle. i guess a drunk can always recognize another friendly soul.
i get the feeling i'm going to spend most of tonight in my massage chair icing my back. exactly how i wanted to start my weekend.
i'm going to try to be on here tomorrow before Manchester United plays in the morning.
i hope everyone has a great weekend.
until tomorrow...
a veces el dolor es como un cuchillo clavado en tu alma
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
peace and chicken grease...
music:
Social Distortion - Sometimes I Do
Macy Gray w/Gary Clark Jr. - Buddha
Lucid Vanguard - Genetic Pool
The Revivalists - Wish I Knew You
My Morning Jacket - Tyrone
"I can't believe that person on the television is really me." - Keith Moon
and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:
Thursday, July 25, 2019
i guess you can call it sleep...
the New York Yankees won another slugfest with the Twins last night, 10-7. they start a 4 game series tonight in Boston. this is their chance to basically eliminate Boston from having any chance to win the division.
NXT was really good last night.
Big Brother was good last night. i fully expect Bella to be evicted tonight.
Snowfall had an excellent Oh Shit ending last night.
enjoy some music:
and now some of this and that:
on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, Holey Moley, Big Brother, Baskets and Desus & Mero.
when i woke up this morning, i saw that Manchester United had defeated Tottenham 2-1 in China.
i will probably be on here tomorrow after a trip to the grocery store.
the humidity has crept back into the area. so, the air conditioning is back on today. it was nice to have the windows open for a couple of days.
i believe my sister is coming down this weekend. i know the community picnic is this weekend, with the fireworks on Saturday night.
that's all for me kids. until tomorrow...
A veces el dolor necesita algo un poco más fuerte...
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
peace and chicken grease...
music:
Sonic Youth - Kool Thing
Sofi Tukker - Best Friend
Portugal. The Man - Purple, Yellow, Red and Blue
The Revivalists - Wish I Knew You
"Age does not bring you wisdom, age brings you wrinkles." - Estelle Getty
and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:
Friday, June 14, 2019
hard to believe it's been 25 years...
i did watch a good portion of Game 6 of the NBA Finals last night. i can't believe the number of serious injuries in this series for the Warriors. but, that's a part of basketball. so, it is nice to see someone other than LeBron or Golden State win one for a change. here are your highlights:
Lip Sync Battle was fucking hilarious last night.
Desus & Mero was excellent last night.
Life in Pieces was pretty funny last night.
Baskets was great as usual last night.
the New York Yankees pissed away a 4-0 lead last night to lose 5-4 to the Chicago White Sox.
enjoy some music:
and now some of this and that:
on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, NJPW, Real Time with Bill Maher and Los Espookys.
the grocery store was fucking crowded as hell today. needless to say, i didn't get a chance to watch any of the Women's World Cup today. but, i did manage to get everything on the scroll and keep it under $130.
i hope everyone has a great weekend.
i have no clue when i will be on here tomorrow. i'm shooting for the morning, but hell, i didn't have breakfast today until after noon. so, your guess is as good as mine.
until then boys and girls...
mi alma es aun mas solitaria que yo
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
peace and chicken grease...
music:
The Revivalists - Wish I Knew You
Shawn James - Orpheus
Sturgill Simpson - The Dead Don't Die
Robert Randolph & The Family Band - I'll Take You There (Live)
"To enjoy being famous, you need to have a screw loose." - Diablo Cody
and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:
Monday, January 28, 2019
much later than i thought this was going to be...
anyway, let's get this dog and pony show on the road...
i did write 12 poems this afternoon in the waiting room while mom was getting her injection. i have no damn clue when i will type them up.
the Royal Rumble was very good, just too fucking long. i believe between the pre-show and post show special on WWE Network, i watched 8 hours straight of wrestling. but, the people i wanted to win the Rumble matches did (Becky Lynch and Seth Rollins) so i'm pretty happy.
Total Bellas was pretty good last night.
Celebrity Big Brother was crazy last night.
today, i caught up on the rest of the shows.
True Detective was fucking great.
Crashing was pretty good.
High Maintenance was fucking hilarious.
Shameless was really good.
Black Monday was really funny.
SMILF was good.
enjoy some music:
and now some of this and that:
on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, Celebrity Big Brother, Monday Night Raw and Breslin and Hamill: Deadline Artists.
although i didn't get to see any of the game, i did catch the highlights of the USMNT defeating Panama last night 3-0. that's a good start for the new coach.
i will be on here tomorrow after i get back from taking mom to physical therapy. that happens around the same time Manchester United is playing tomorrow.
i hope everyone had a great weekend. if you don't see a blog on here the next couple of days, it probably means i have frozen to death. good times.
¿A dónde va el tiempo?
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
peace and chicken grease...
music:
Royal Deluxe - I'm Gonna Do My Thing
The Revivalists - Wish I Knew You
My Morning Jacket - Tyrone
"Bums are the well-to-do of this day. They didn't have as far to fall." - Jackson Pollock
and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:
Friday, December 21, 2018
one of those days where every ounce of my patience was tested...
the grocery store today was a fucking zoo, both times i was there. so, i had a scroll the first time and i thought i did a pretty good job finding everything. of course, that changed once my mother saw what i bought. on top of that, they fucked up the price of her pills at the pharmacy once again. she was supposed to get these pills at 48 cents. the fucker charged me $30.49 for them. mom called up there and they thought she was fucking lying. so, i decided to get this shit taken care of now. so, back to the store and i think i waited in the line at the pharmacy for around 30 minutes. the pharmacist remembered the phone call from my mother and i got my refund, plus a gift card was waiting for me at customer service. so, i went there, stood in line again... the cashier knew i was coming but didn't know how much the gift card should be. she asked me if $15 would be okay? i said yes, mostly because i knew my fucking day was now shot. after i got the card, i went to go find the pork tenderloin mom wanted. apparently the one i got, that is really good but has actual spices on it, wasn't what she wanted. please understand i live with a woman that has to have her food be as bland as fuck to eat it. you can understand why every time i go out now, i get something spicy or just fucking different. she hasn't looked at what i got yet. if it isn't the right one, she's going to get the tough shit answer from me.
so yeah, i was hoping to already have this blog done and be in the process of wrapping Christmas gifts in the obituaries. good times.
Vice News Tonight had another great week. last night was their last show until 2019.
WWE Tribute to the Troops was pretty good last night.
enjoy some music:
and now some of this and that:
on the DVR tonight will be The Shop and the season finale of Mike Judge Presents: Tales from the Tour Bus.
i am going to try to get all the gifts wrapped tonight. tomorrow is going to be crazy as fuck as there is a basketball game in the afternoon. that's why i will be on here in the morning tomorrow, hopefully.
i hope everyone has a great weekend. if you are doing some last minute shopping, have fun, have some patience and hopefully, get a good deal.
until tomorrow kids...
El primer día de invierno es un desastre lluvioso.
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
peace and chicken grease...
music:
The Revivalists - Wish I Knew You
Prince - Let's Go Crazy
Concrete Blonde - Tomorrow, Wendy
The Black Crowes - Bad Luck Blue Eyes Goodbye (Live)
"The best advice that was given to me was that I had to be 10 times smarter, braver and more polite to be equal. So I did." - Samuel L. Jackson
and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: