never try to con a con man

whenever the doorbell rings here, i always figure it's either someone from next door or kids trying to sell shit to raise money for school. the doorbell hardly ever rings in the dead of the winter. so when it did ring this afternoon, i was curious to say the least. i opened the door and there was this black woman bundled up holding a little bottle of Dawn. in my mind, i was thinking what the fuck is this? she asked if i knew what the Dawn was for? i said yes, i use it on the dishes. full disclosure, we don't have a dishwasher in this house, so we actually do use Dawn to help clean the dishes. she then handed me the bottle and said she was going to get her boss lady so they could show us what to do. in my head, i'm thinking, i'm 41 years old. i'm pretty fucking sure i know how to clean dishes. she went down to the end of the driveway and yelled across the street. i saw some white lady jumping into her SUV to come over. i simply shut the door and locked it. i didn't bother to open it back up when they rang the doorbell again. i got the Dawn and they didn't get to see what is inside this house. i'm going to take that as a win for me. eventually, they left and god knows where they went next. they certainly weren't still in the neighborhood when i went out to get the mail. so, i can't imagine they are pissed about the bottle of Dawn. it's the type of bottle you get in the dollar stores.

i did a little poetry work last night and i believe i know where my next 25 poems are going to go. if i get my ass in gear in the morning, they will go out tomorrow. this also means i will have to make a stop at the post office before i go to the grocery store. at least it's supposed to be warmer tomorrow.

the Dayton Flyers started off well last night but forgot that you actually need to play defense to win unless you're just going to score on every possession. sadly, Dayton went cold from 3 and sure enough, St. Joe's pulled ahead and stayed there for the rest of the game. it got so bad that Dayton's coach started playing the walk-ons with 7 minutes to go in the game. and when one walk-on scores more points than 3 regulars combined, you know it was a shitty game. St. Joe's won 81- 65. Dayton plays again on Saturday afternoon at home against Rhode Island. as of right now, i'm going to the game with my sister. i'm almost hoping she doesn't want to go so then i have an excuse to just watch them get killed on television.

NXT was pretty good last night.

Total Divas was pretty good as well last night.

The X-Files was fucking nuts last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, Will & Grace, The Big Bang Theory, Young Sheldon, Life in Pieces and Lip Sync Battle.

i did listen to the latest Sam Roberts Wrestling Podcast today. you can check that out by going here:
http://notsam.com/wrestlingpodcast/2018/1/18/wrestling-podcast-169-woken-matt-hardy

the New York Rangers play at home tonight against Buffalo. hopefully the Rangers can get another win before they start their long ass road trip.

i think it's supposed to get damn near 50 degrees by my birthday on Sunday. that should melt the snow and probably get everyone sick as well. good times.

i will probably be on here tomorrow when i get back from the grocery store.

si la vida es un sueño, entonces ¿qué hay para temer?

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Morphine - Cure for Pain
The Band - When I Paint My Masterpiece
Nine Inch Nails - Something I Can Never Have

"I haven't celebrated coming in No. 2 too many times." - Mark Messier

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: