Friday, May 6, 2016

what a difference the sun makes

i woke up this morning with some pain on my side. my mother thinks i might have strained a rib muscle. i laughed, wondering how the fuck i did that. i figured it had to happen during some tossing and turning during my sleep. i have no clue. my luck, it's not a muscle strain but something serious. given my pain tolerance, i usually don't get concerned until there's blood.

i'm going to try to write this quickly, as i might have to leave to get my sister at the airport. her flight was supposed to go to Columbus but i guess she's going to be on a flight to Dayton now from Philadelphia. i'm waiting for a ride home bitching about missing luggage. good times.

the New York Yankees pissed away great pitching last night because their offense fucking stinks. they lost 1-0 in 10 innings to end a god awful road trip. they play tonight at home against Boston, weather permitting. i'm sure they will find a way to lose.

The Big Bang Theory was very funny last night. i think the season finale is next week.

WWE Smackdown was pretty good. it mostly focused on the same two matches that Monday Night Raw focused on, which is fine by me. i just which there was a little more from the ladies.

Lip Sync Battle was hilarious last night. i really wish i was smoking pot during it.

enjoy some music kids:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be VICE.

mom had the day off today, like she normally does on Friday. so, the sun was out, so fuck it, let's go out. we headed to lunch and got done with that pretty quickly. after that, we headed to Menards as i really needed bird food as i filled all of our feeders before we left. i even put out the hummingbird feeders as well. we found everything we were looking for, plus the solar light my uncle had been trying to find. of course, at this point mom started to feel a little sick. we're thinking it was from the potato skins we had at lunch. of course, i was feeling nothing. we headed to the grocery store. that went much faster than i thought it would. i might have a poem from the grocery store brewing. probably one with my mom forgetting to have the cashier ring up the Diet Coke she was drinking; telling on herself and the cashier telling my mother that she did ring it up. (she didn't as i was watching the entire time) i told my mom as we were leaving she's in her 60's, fucking steal, you've earned it.

busy weekend as usual coming up. mostly sports and other shit to do around the house, but with Mother's Day coming up, i figure my sister and i are going to come up with something. it might happen tomorrow, especially if my sister stays here tonight.

i will be on here tomorrow most likely after Manchester United plays in the morning and before the Kentucky Derby runs in the afternoon.

the Yankees are already losing, so the weekend is off to a great start. fuck me.

i hope everyone has a great weekend. Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there. enjoy, have some drinks, call if you need bail money.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Oasis - Champagne Supernova
Radiohead - Fake Plastic Trees
The Black Crowes - Seeing Things (Live)

"The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization." - Sigmund Freud

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

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