i've had better afternoons...

so i spent my afternoon watching Barcelona vs. Liverpool. i was hoping to really enjoy Liverpool getting knocked out of the Champions League. instead, i watched a team that Manchester United couldn't score on give up 4 fucking goals to Liverpool and lose their 3-0 lead from the first leg. the conspiracy theorist in me truly believes that Barcelona did this to truly fuck with every Manchester United fan on earth. what truly is depressing is to realize the gulf between where Liverpool are now and where Manchester United is now. fuck me.

the New York Yankees won last night over Seattle, 7-3. hopefully they can win again tonight.

here are your highlights from the NHL playoffs last night:

here are your highlights from the NBA playoffs last night:

The Voice was really good last night. i have no damn clue who is going home tonight.

Desus & Mero was hilarious last night.

Monday Night Raw was crazy last night. i guarantee the show was probably still being written as the show started.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, Smackdown, The Voice, The Jim Jefferies Show, Miz & Mrs. and Deadliest Catch. i'll watch 205 Live sometime tonight on WWE Network.

i do plan on watching some of the NBA and NHL playoffs tonight, especially Game 7 between Dallas and St. Louis. if Dallas wins, the New York Rangers will be getting the Stars first round draft pick as part of the Mats Zuccarello trade. so you know who i will be rooting for tonight.

i have trash to go pick up, so that's all for me kids.

i have no damn clue when i will be on here tomorrow...

suficiente para hacer que quieras tragar una bala

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Cowboy Junkies - Sun Comes up, It's Tuesday Morning
The Head and the Heart - Lost in My Mind
Two Feet - I Feel Like I'm Drowning
Jaime Wyatt - Misery and Gin

"Take away love and our earth is a tomb." - Robert Browning

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: