happy cinco de oh what the hell was that?

i woke up this morning at halftime of the Manchester United game. they were winning 1-0, so i was tempted to not watch the game at all. but, after taking the morning piss and my blood sugar, i decided to watch the second half. silly me to think United would beat a team that has already been relegated. United hit the woodwork a couple times but ultimately couldn't get more than a 1-1 draw at Huddersfield. with Chelsea's 3-0 win today, United is eliminated from having any chance to finish in the top 4 of the Premier League. joy. not sure how they are going to get players to come to a team that will play in the Europa League next season. but honestly, they need o sell off nearly all of the squad and just start the fuck over.

i wrote 3 poems last night. i'll type those up after i get this blog done.

4 years ago today. my father was put into the ground. i have never been to his grave. i have no clue if i ever will go.

the New York Yankees lost yesterday to the Twins, 7-3. hopefully, they can win the series later this afternoon.

here are your highlights from the NHL playoffs last night:

here are your highlights from the NBA playoffs last night:

the Kentucky Derby was fucking crazy yesterday.

ROH was pretty good last night.

The Shop was excellent last night.

Saturday Night Live was great last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Barry, Veep, Last Week Tonight, Billions and The Chi.

i do plan on watching some of the NBA and NHL playoff games today.

the weather is supposed to be pretty nice here for the next 2 days. of course, more rain on Tuesday.

i hope everyone had a great Saturday. i hope your Sunday is even better.

until tomorrow...

Un río de sangre en los sueños de los ángeles.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Ana Tijoux - La Bala
Mariachi El Bronx - Revolution Girl (Live)
The Iguanas - Mexican Candy
Banditos - I Put a Spell On You

"The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain." - Karl Marx

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: