Saturday, August 5, 2017

since when did Puerto Rican women start invading my dreams?

for some damn reason, i woke up at 5 in the morning. looked at the damn clock and immediately tried to go back to sleep. i don't think i ever reached deep sleep (i probably haven't in years) as i started dreaming of Spanish Harlem for some reason. and then there was a Puerto Rican woman at a kitchen table telling me about her pussy and making jokes. two hours later i got out of bed to take a piss and tried to fucking figure out what the fuck that was all about.

my mother for some damn reason wanted McDonald's for breakfast this morning. nothing like rolling up there and both lines for the drive-thru are halfway around the building. this small town is going to break me one day, i can feel it.

the New York Yankees offense has slipped back into a fucking coma. they lost yet again last night 7-2. it's one thing when a good pitcher gets the better of you. it's another when a guy with an ERA over 5 shuts your down. hopefully the fucking losing streak will end tonight. i'm so damn happy i didn't have tickets to this series in Cleveland this year.

VICE was excellent last night. the medical advances with Autism are pretty amazing seeing where society was just a few years ago.

Treehouse Masters was pretty good last night. the treehouse in Norway was pretty cool, although i guess you're just supposed to piss off the balcony. the one in Texas was really fucking cool. that might have been one of my favorites.

Real Time with Bill Maher was fucking hilarious last night.

Room 104 was great last night. i loved the twist at the end. plus, perfect breasts never hurt.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be ROH.

other than a trip to get ink for the printer, i think most of today will be spent writing, watching sports and probably figuring out where the next round of submissions will be going.

i actually was able to turn off the air conditioning and open some windows today. it certainly doesn't feel like August. that's a welcome change.

i hope everyone has a great Saturday. call if you need bail money.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...


The Rolling Stones - Tumbling Dice
Cowboy Junkies - Sweet Jane
The Killers - All These Things That I've Done
Kendrick Lamar w/U2 - XXX.

"Mystery creates wonder and wonder is the basis of man's desire to understand." - Neil Armstrong

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

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