Friday, March 13, 2020

you'd think everyone was going to be dead by the weekend...

the thing i fucking love about chaos is the worst of society always comes to the light. this sudden need for everyone to hoard toilet paper. how the fuck does a grocery store run out of milk? and bread? and cheese? fuck me, as i told my mother when i got home this afternoon, i'm rooting for an early death.

my usual routine on Friday is to go to the local grocery store and get the few things they have that are cheaper than at Kroger. on occasion, i sometimes will stop in Rite-Aid, which is right next to the local store. so, today mom needed some stuff from Rite-Aid. i got what she needed there and then went to the local grocery store and got what i needed there. i took all that home and then headed to Kroger. this is where we get our prescriptions at. i was fucking stunned that they were out of milk and cheese. thankfully, they did have the bread i was looking for. i got in line behind a couple that had two shopping carts full. he looked at me and laughed. he said i picked the wrong line. i told him i'm a patient person, which i can be when i want to be. after coupons, their total was around $640. fuck my life. my total was a little over $135. i got home and unloaded all of that and had to go back out to get what Kroger didn't have. so, the local grocery store had milk and cheese, but no toilet paper. i remember seeing some toilet paper in Rite-Aid, so i went back there. i got what i was looking for and sure enough the manager stops me and asks me in a, i'm going to call the cops kind of way, if i was in earlier buying toilet paper? sadly for this cunt, i tend to have a photographic memory when accused of shit. i told her exactly what i bought and why i was getting the toilet paper now. and i made sure to tell her in a tone of, would you like to fucking die now or later?, kind of way. nothing like a society in a fucking panic to get my poetic juices flowing.

i got home and asked my mother if the world ever thinks how many people are still alive because i haven't flipped that switch yet?

Young Sheldon was good last night.

the season finale of The Unicorn was good last night.

Will & Grace was hilarious last night.

Indebted was good last night.

Better Things was really good last night.

Cake was funny last night.

Desus & Mero was fucking great last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Smackdown, The Trade, High Maintenance and Real Time w/Bill Maher. i'll watch 205 Live sometime tonight on WWE Network.

i believe my sister is coming down at some point tomorrow. the weather is a bit crazy here at the moment. the sun is out and the temps are going down. and the lady this morning said there was a chance of snow tomorrow. fuck off.

since there are no fucking sports on, i have no damn clue when i will be on here tomorrow. i might do a SoundCloud recording at some point tonight/tomorrow and i do want to get some poems written.

i hope everyone has a great weekend. stay healthy, quit hoarding shit and remember one thing...

WE'RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE SOMETIME

enjoy the ride assholes.

until tomorrow...

mi paciencia se está agotando

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

The Boomtown Rats - Trash Glam Baby
Gabe Lee - Honky Tonk Hell
Grouplove - Promises
of Montreal - Don't Let Me Die In America

"Unless man is committed to the belief that all mankind are his brothers, then he labors in vain and hypocritically in the vineyards of equality." - Adam Clayton

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

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