now i remember why i hate this time of year...

mom made a scroll for a grocery list since she wants to cook for Thanksgiving and thought it would be best that she went along with me to get the groceries. i really didn't mind until my left leg started killing me while i was pumping gas before going into the grocery store. when my arthritis flares up in my left hip, it feels like the hip is basically getting ready to pop out and drop me to the ground. good times. what i normally do when this happens is either sit or just keep moving and mindfuck the pain away. mom of course doesn't go grocery shopping much anymore, so she more or less stopped every few feet to look at shit. i believe most people could sense my agony as i walked around the store. and of course, there was the beautiful black woman that i passed three different times. sure, i noticed the ring on her finger. like i have morals.

i did pick up some cinnamon whiskey while at the grocery store. i'm hoping that helps me get through the holidays. we were in the store for over a hour. i believe we found everything. mom found a gift card she got for the store last year. that certainly came in handy when it was time to pay.

i did the trash when i got home. my hip is still killing me. so if you notice a few more motherfuckers more than usual in this blog, you'll understand why.

Monday Night Raw was pretty good last night. i love that Paige is back. i love that she brought friends from NXT with her. i love that Roman Reigns is the new Intercontinental champion. i think we all know that Vince wants him to take on Brock at WrestleMania again, so the slow build begins now.

The Voice was pretty good last night. i think what most people tend to forget when it comes to the live shows... song choice is the key. if you sing something obscure, you better kill it. if you sing something impossible, you better not blow it. sadly, too many of them last night made the wrong song choice. here was a few i really liked.

Baltimore Rising was very good last night. i wish more white people would actually give enough of a shit to really watch these types of things and truly try to better understand blacks in this country. it would change so much. and then if we could actually get the police to understand...

David Letterman: The Mark Twain Prize was really fucking funny last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, Smackdown, The Voice, Drop the Mic and The Jim Jefferies Show. i'll watch 205 Live sometime tonight on WWE Network.

i think i have figured out what i'm getting people for Christmas. i might get that out of the fucking way tomorrow. also, if you happen to be a lucky friend or fan, and i happen to have your mailing address, you'll be getting something as well.

i'll be on here tomorrow after a trip to the bank and probably after Manchester United plays in the Champions League.

that's all for me kids.

Empecé a beber a los seis años de edad, soy un profesional.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Weezer - El Scorcho
Jeffrey Gaines - In Your Eyes (Live)
Lucinda Williams - Essence

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: