well, that's one way to waste an afternoon...

i have to admit, i didn't expect Manchester United to do well today. and honestly, it was a no-win situation. defeat City and you have handed the Premier League title to fucking Liverpool. lose to City, and you more or less have handed the title to your noisy neighbors. what concerned me the most after 90 minutes was just how fucking far United is behind City in fucking everything. City won 2-0. i'll be slightly shocked if United wins again this season. joy.

here are your highlights from the NHL playoffs last night:

and here are your highlights from the NBA playoffs last night:

the New York Yankees tried to piss away a 7-1 lead last night. thankfully, that didn't happen. the Yankees won their 5th game in a row, defeating the Angels, 7-5. hopefully, they can keep on winning with their makeshift AAA lineup more or less. they do get Gary Sanchez back tonight.

The Voice was good last night, though i was sad to see some of my favorites leave the show. of course, i don't know why i ever think a more talented black artist is going to win against a white female when America is voting.

Smackdown was excellent last night. i always love a good Kevin Owens heel turn.

205 Live was really good last night.

Miz & Mrs. was pretty funny last night.

The Jim Jefferies Show was hilarious last night.

Deadliest Catch was really good last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, What We Do in the Shadows and Dark Side of the Ring. i'll watch NXT and Worlds Collide tonight on WWE Network. i did check out NXT UK this afternoon. it was very good.

here are your videos for this day of National Poetry Month:

i do plan on watching another Game 7 tonight in the NHL playoffs. and i will check out some of the NBA playoffs as well.

i have no clue when i'll be on here tomorrow.

i was up until 5 this morning, chatting with this amazing woman in Colorado that i'd really love to get to know better. of course, she's a bit of an introvert, so this is going to get weird as hell i do believe.

of course, i do love me some weird.

the bones feel like some rain is coming soon, so that's all for me kids.

tu sol con gusto me matará

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

FKA twigs - Cellophane
Tricky - Aftermath
Amos Lee - Vaporize

"If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them." - Sue Grafton

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: