Friday, April 20, 2018

smoke 'em if you got 'em...

happy 4/20 to everyone. every single ounce of me would love to get so fucking high right now. hopefully all of you do it for me.

here is your poetry for this day of National Poetry Month:

the New York Yankees won last night 4-3. the bullpen tried to blow the game, but thankfully they didn't. they play against Toronto again tonight.

Vice News Tonight had another great week of shows.

The Big Bang Theory was very good last night.

Young Sheldon was very funny last night.

Life in Pieces was good last night.

Gotham was great last night.

Atlanta was fucking awesome last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be VICE, NJPW, Major League Wrestling, Real Time with Bill Maher and Wyatt Cenac's Problem Areas.

rest in peace to the man who taught me how to hate Michigan, Earle Bruce.

the grocery store was pure fucking chaos today. they have moved everything in the fucking store. of course, i had just mastered where every fucking thing was. between that, the scroll mom had, being in the store for more than 2 hours and my blood sugar dropping, i was a bit of an asshole by the end of it. mom of course complained and i had the same comeback i've had for the past 35 years. if you wouldn't have had children with the bottom of the gene pool, maybe this wouldn't be a problem. and the sad thing is, she knows i'm right.

i will probably be on here tomorrow after Manchester United plays Tottenham in the FA Cup semifinals. i'm really hoping i will be in a good mood.

that's all for me kids.

dos articulaciones al día mantendrán a los demonios alejados

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

G. Love & Special Sauce - Who's Got The Weed
Jack Johnson - Willie Got Me Stoned (Live)
Cypress Hill - I Wanna Get High (Live)
Free Weed - High With Me
David Bowie - Moonage Daydream

"If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them." - Pietro Aretino

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

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