happy halloween

 i hope everyone has a safe and happy halloween.

Smackdown and 205 Live were both pretty good last night.

Real Time with Bill Maher was hilarious last night.

The Shop was excellent last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Saturday Night Live and ROH.

i'll watch plenty of college football today but the game i am looking forward to the most is tonight. Ohio State plays at Penn State.

i woke up this morning to the news of Sir Sean Connery passing. i know my sister loved him as she is a huge James Bond fan. what a life. and to think, live to 90 years old and die in the Bahamas. that's a life well lived. rest in peace.

i should be on here tomorrow before Manchester United plays Arsenal. of course, i won't be able to see the game since it will be on Peacock. i'll have to follow it online.

remember to turn your clocks back tonight. i'll usually do it before i go to bed, but will always forget that i need to do it on the printer and in the Highlander.

i hope everyone has a great Saturday. stay safe and don't eat too much candy.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

wear your mask.

espero que consigas buenos dulces esta noche

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Roky Erickson & The Aliens - I Walked with a Zombie

The Dollyrots - Monster Mash

Geto Boys - My Mind Playin Tricks on Me

Rob Zombie - Living Dead Girl

Dead Man's Bones - My Body's a Zombie for You

Ministry - Everyday (Is Halloween) - The Lost Mixes

"Some age, others mature." - Sean Connery (August 25, 1930 - October 31, 2020)

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

hello to my old friend misery...

yesterday was one of those Saturdays where i would love to just fucking forget it ever fucking happened.

i think i fucked up my left calf again. i had a horrible cramp in it the other day and i'm pretty sure i'm limping now because of the damage that caused. joy.

Manchester United lost to Crystal Palace yesterday, 2-1. i hated the officiating in the game, but with that being said, United didn't play nearly good enough to win. and to give up the game winner in the 93rd minute, just 3 minutes after you tied the game, is fucking inexcusable. let alone, another fucking missed penalty shot. and then the stat that really got me down yesterday... since their dramatic comeback at PSG last season, United has only won 3 of their last 15 games. that's like a punch to the dick.

the New York Yankees lost to the Dodgers yesterday, 2-1. the 9th inning was fucking crazy. and once again, piss poor umpires blew a few calls... but nothing is new there. hopefully the Yankees win the series tonight.

and of course, the game i didn't get to see, the New Orleans Saints defeated the New York Jets, 28-13.

ROH was pretty good last night.

the final two episodes of Holey Moley were good. of course, only one of them were on television. our local ABC had the wrong description for one of the episodes, so the same episode recorded twice. i found the one i didn't see online. good times.

NJPW was excellent last night.

Hitsville: The Making of Motown was really good last night.

i did watch some of the Miami vs. Florida game last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Big Brother, Power, Succession, The Righteous Gemstones, Ballers, The Affair and On Becoming a God in Central Florida.

i had a good amount of Wild Turkey last night, so i actually got close to 4 hours of solid sleep. joy.

i think mom wants me to do some cleaning today. and i know i have that paperwork to fill out for my doctor's appointment on Tuesday.

so, that's all for me today kids. i hope everyone had a great Saturday. i hope your Sunday will be even better.

until tomorrow...

al menos soy un buen borracho

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Uncle Tupelo - Moonshiner
Elvis Costello - I Want You
Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah

"Some age, others mature." - Sean Connery

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

surviving the pain

first off, to all my friends, fans and enemies in Texas, keep safe and run for the fucking hills. i know what i'll be watching tonight, hurricane coverage.

i love when i get a little shot of pain from my arthritis when i'm in the shower. nothing like almost falling and figuring this is how they will find you when you die. and you just know some jackass will think, that's what he gets for trying to suck his own dick in the shower.

the grocery store today was pretty easy to navigate. i had to get gas and pills as well today. i kept it all under $200, so i'm happy.

the New York Yankees played one of the craziest baseball games i have seen in years yesterday in Detroit. 8 ejections and 3 bench clearing brawls. i suppose the dog days of summer are upon us. both Yankees catchers have appealed their suspensions. hopefully they can wait until after Sept. 1st so the Yankees can call up another catcher without having to make any roster moves. the Yankees lost 10-6 yesterday by the way. Boston lost as well so they didn't lose any ground in the division. they start a series at home tonight against Seattle.

Big Brother went as i expected last night. Mark was evicted and Jason is the new HOH.

Weekend Update was fucking hilarious last night.

The Chris Gethard Show was beautifully absurd once again last night.

i forgot it was on, but i did eventually get to see Fuck, That's Delicious Classics last night. excellent as always.

Vice News Tonight had another great week of shows.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be VICE, NJPW, Treehouse Masters, Real Time with Bill Maher, Room 104 and Whitney: Can I Be Me.

i will probably be on here tomorrow before Manchester United plays.

i've got the Weather Channel on now. this looks like it's going to be a motherfucker of a storm.

i hope everyone has a great weekend, all things considered.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Mannequin Pussy - Romantic
The Jesus and Mary Chain - Some Candy Talking
Wu-Tang Clan w/Redman - People Say
Van Morrison - Bring It On Home To Me

"Some age, others mature." - Sean Connery

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

a fun little trip to nostalgia

Monday Night Raw was good last night. it wasn't good for the reasons i was hoping for, instead it was good for a few shocking surprises. first off, one of my favorite tag teams of all time:

i could live with Jon Stewart's reason for turning heel, he didn't want Cena to tie Ric Flair's World Championship number. trust me, none of us want Cena to hit that mark. so, in true John Cena fashion, this is how he shows the kids how to deal with your problems:

and people wonder why i don't like this fucking hypocrite.

i thought the rest of the show was pretty good but the ending had a true HOLY SHIT moment that the wrestling fan from my youth truly loved:

all in all, not a bad show. that was a fun little wrestling weekend.

the New York Yankees won last night, 1-0. they got some great pitching and were fortunate to have the right hitter up when the bases were loaded in the bottom of the 9th. they are now tied for first place in the division. they play again tonight against Houston's best pitcher. could be a long one.

got some great music for FREE today on NoiseTrade. i will include the link below in the music section.

and speaking of music:

most of the late night shows are in reruns this week, so instead of focusing on humor, i will do a hodgepodge of random shit i like:

i'm pretty sure that is an accurate portrayal of my childhood.

tonight on the DVR will be the season finale of WWE Tough Enough, Total Divas, Tyrant and Hard Knocks. hopefully i will be enjoying those with a victory beer.

i will most likely be on here tomorrow after the Manchester United game in Belgium. i'm hoping i will be in a great mood as this is their chance to make the group stage of the Champions League.

hope everyone is in high spirits. or maybe just high. i had an odd thought while i was taking a shower today. just thank god that i really don't have any desire to do heroin. at least not now.

and on that mysterious note, i bid everyone a fond adieu

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Van Halen - Black and Blue
Broken Bells - Holding on for Life
Alabama Shakes - You Ain't Alone (Live)
Son of Dov - Ulysses

"Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith. For without fear of the devil there is no need for God." - Sean Connery

and your pro wrestling video of the day:

Frontier Communications sucks (insert the body part of your choice here)

this post would have gone up hours ago but for some unknown fucking reason, the internet was down for over 7 hours today. and it has been going in and out tonight. just fucking lovely. my shitty, and i do mean shitty, internet service company has no fucking clue why it was out. they were kind enough to give us back $25, which i'm sure they will somehow forget to show on the next bill. if anyone ever wonders why i would love to leave this state forever, today was a shining example.

so, let's begin back on Sunday...

Manchester United played to a 1-1 draw. better than a loss i suppose, but not by much. they play again on Tuesday in the Capital One Cup. hopefully, they get a damn win. and i do hope they announce some desperately needed signings.

the Yankees won a huge game on Sunday, getting a walk off pinch hit home run in the bottom of the 10th to win 7-4. and then tonight they won 8-1 in Kansas City. that's five straight wins. hopefully they can continue the hot streak in Detroit tomorrow night.

Big Brother was good Sunday night. Ray Donovan was really good. The Strain was insanely brilliant as usual. Masters of Sex was pretty good. i did catch bits and pieces of the video music awards. i did like the one write up that said the awards were basically a two hour warm up for a Beyonce concert.

i did happen to write 3 poems last night. i typed those up today while the internet was out. i like them. hopefully they will get published in my next batch of submissions.

i got my packages from amazon.com today. of course, i only got 1 of them. mom was in a pissed off mood and went to the post office to get the other one. they were scanned in on Saturday afternoon, so i'm not really sure why they didn't have both in the box. or at the very least, a notice that one of them was in the back. the dumb fuck told my mother that they just would have put it in the box on Tuesday. and people wonder why the post office is hated. like someone buys something online and doesn't give a shit when they get it. another fucking reason to leave.

i watched a ton of soccer while not checking my emails. and since none of the teams playing were teams i gave a shit about, i caught up on some napping.

Monday Night Raw was pretty good tonight. i was in and out of the show all night with the baseball game and the Emmy Awards. the night was mostly about a more aggressive John Cena. thankfully, i had other shit to watch during that boring shit.

i will hopefully be on here tomorrow after Manchester United plays. i have to get to the store to pick up my medicine refills, so it may be after that.

oh, i heard from the dream woman finally. at least i know she's still alive.

that's all for me. thank you for allowing me to waste a few minutes of your precious time.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises, and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease my enemies...

music:

Temple of the Dog - Temple of the Dog
The Coasters - The Very Best of The Coasters
FKA Twigs - LP1

"I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them." - Sean Connery