just when you think you know someone...

so the muse and i had a fascinating conversation last night. in the process, she revealed to me that she wants to have 2 children one day. i have known the muse for 15 years and this is the first time she ever has mentioned wanting to have children. so, this puts me in a pretty tricky spot. i love the muse with every drop of my soul. but, the last thing i want to do to is extend the life of my father's DNA. which sort of kills me, as i do believe i would be a good father as i know the litany of mistakes my parents have made. but, do i really want to bring another soul into this fucking world? of course, now i'm assuming the muse is actually going to decide she wants to be with me and have children with me. apparently i still have the Jagermeister from last night in my system.

Manchester United won 2-1 yesterday at Watford. that's a good win right before going on the road to play your first Champions League game.

the New York Yankees lost to Toronto yesterday, 8-7. the Yankees left a small village on base as apparently, they believe they are only allowed to score runs with home runs. god forbid a fucking single with a runner in scoring position or a damn sacrifice fly with the bases loaded and nobody out. nope, it's all or nothing. hopefully they will get a win today. they are calling up their top prospect today. he should be able to help them down the stretch in the bullpen.

Ohio State defeated TCU last night, 40-28. Ohio State erupted in the 3rd quarter and scored 20 points in like 4 minutes. that was the difference in the game.

ROH was really good last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Big Brother, The Deuce, Ballers, Insecure, America to Me, Shameless and Kidding. i'll be watching WWE Hell in a Cell for most of the evening.

the New Orleans Saints play today at home against Cleveland. i'm really hoping the Saints beat the fucking Browns today.

i believe i have to take mom to the doctor tomorrow afternoon for some x-rays or something. i'll probably be on here after that.

i hope everyone had a good Saturday. i hope your Sunday is even better.

¿Dónde está el deseo en tu beso?

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

The Crystal Method - Busy Child
ODESZA - Loyal
Noname - Room 25

"Looking at yourself in the mirror isn't exactly a study of life." - Lauren Bacall

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

when people start recognizing you at the liquor store

it's one of those things where i know i'm right at the edge of being either a full time alcoholic or still at the functioning alcoholic stage i'm at currently. but when the guy at liquor store says you again, i know i might have a fucking problem. but, when you need the sweet nectar of the gods, Jagermesiter, you really don't give a shit about what other people think. plus, i wanted to get something for my sister as well. given the number of people she has said is coming for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, i figured she would like something else to offer if people are drinking. god knows i will be. i don't like the holidays and i'll be around people. lovely.

i think i spent more on the pills today than the groceries. good times.

the grocery store was a bit of a fucking mess today, but i figured it would be. the weather has been decent the last few days, so everyone was out getting shit done. i even got out and filled the bird feeders today. we might have rain on Sunday, so i figured the birds would like some food.

WWE Tribute to the Troops was pretty good last night.

The Big Bang Theory was really good last night.

Young Sheldon was pretty funny last night.

Life in Pieces was hilarious last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight and NJPW.

the New York Rangers play tonight at home against the Kings. i'd love to see the boys actually fucking win tonight. i could use a drink.

i will probably be on here early tomorrow. i've got to take mom shopping sometime tomorrow and there is a basketball game tomorrow night. so the morning is my best bet to get a blog written.

i hope everyone has a great weekend.

mantén tu pene en tus pantalones, nadie quiere verlo

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Melody Gardot - Bad News (Live)
Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood
The Killers - Somebody Told Me
The Delta Saints - Drink it Slow (Live)

"Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." - J. Paul Getty

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

the sweet taste of victory

broke out the Jagermeister last night, so you know i was feeling good.

Ohio State finally got off to a hot start yesterday against Army. of course, that didn't last as they basically did nothing for the entire 2nd quarter. thankfully, the halftime adjustments worked and Ohio State went on to win 38-7.

the New York Yankees whipped Baltimore yesterday, 9-3. they will go for the sweep of the Orioles this afternoon.

i never got to see Prince live in concert before he died. that's why i made sure to record Prince: Sign O' the Times last night. i remember when that came out in 1987. i was probably too young to really like those songs at the time, but i do recall Sheena Easton being my "dream" woman around that time. i watched that last night and truly felt just how old i am now.

ROH was excellent last night.

the college football games didn't disappoint last night either.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Ballers, Ray Donovan, Episodes, The Deuce, Vice Principals, The Vietnam War and the series finale of The Strain.

Manchester United takes on Everton here in a few minutes. it's going to be really weird seeing Wayne Rooney in blue.

the New Orleans Saints take on New England today. either it's going to be a shootout or it's going to be one of those days where i'm really happy i rolled over a victory drink from yesterday to today.

i might watch some of the Emmy Awards tonight. i figure Stephen Colbert will have some funny moments.

i hope everyone had a great Saturday. hopefully, your Sunday will be even better.

confíe en su tripa y espere que no tenga mierda para los cerebros

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Prince - Little Red Corvette
Joe Bonamassa - Driving Towards the Daylight
Concrete Blonde - Tomorrow, Wendy

"I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismograph." - Ken Kesey

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

get me to the weekend please...

i have been to the grocery store 3 fucking times in the last 12 hours. between buying food, dropping off prescriptions and then picking up those prescriptions while dropping off yet another one!!!! as i told my mother last night when she told me i didn't need to make the pork chops, mashed potatoes and peas after all the running i did, pizza would be fine... i don't mind as this is all the adult shit i've been trying to avoid since i was 8 years old. at least everyone around my mother knows now that i'm not the complete piece of shit that so many believed i was over the years.

mom did pretty good today getting to the doctor's office. it probably helped that she had two different painkillers in her system at the time. now, the trip home was a bit tricky as she was tired and her back started fucking with her. but, apparently Burger King is her new vice, so...

i pressed my luck last night. whenever i buy alcohol, the sports teams i live and die with will lose. so, seeing that the Yankees were playing the Red Sox last night and the USA men's national team was playing Trinidad & Tobago, i figured fuck it. a bottle of rum and a bottle of Jagermeister. thankfully, both got used last night.

the New York Yankees got more great pitching from Pineda last night and Gary Sanchez continued his mastery of David Price as the Yankees whipped the Red Sox 9-1. that's how you win a series. they start a series tonight against Baltimore.

the USA men's national team struggled for most of the first half against Trinidad & Tobago. they were getting plenty of shots and possession, but were never clinical enough to score. in the second half, the boy wonder took over once again. Christian Pulisic is the real fucking deal. 18 years old and easily the best American player i have ever fucking seen. the USA won 2-0, with Pulisic scoring both goals. that sets up a HUGE match at Mexico on Sunday night, one that Christian has said that the USA was going to win. if he and the team pulls that off, it will be a first of hopefully many fucking miracles this kid does for this team and country.

i didn't watch much of the hockey game last night. clearly, i didn't miss anything.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be VICE, NJPW and Real Time with Bill Maher.

my sister is stopping by tonight for dinner. i have no clue if she is staying for longer than that or not.

it's supposed to be hot as fuck here this weekend. damn good thing i bought some new sunscreen. it may get a workout this weekend.

that's all for me today kids. i hope everyone has a great weekend.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Bon Iver - Skinny Love
Black Stone Cherry - Cheaper to Drink Alone
Eels - Souljacker, Pt. 1
Ray LaMontagne - Jolene

"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." - Jackie Mason

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

let's start 2016 with a bang... no, not the bang your dirty mind is thinking of

i was up pretty late last night. i finished off a bottle of Jagermeister and then a bottle of Southern Comfort. to be honest, each bottle only had one drink left in them. i then turned to rum for the rest of the evening. i was flipping between NBC and CNN last night, laughing my ass off. it was amazing to see how many filthy lines Whitney Cummings got past the censor on NBC. plus, the coverage on CNN always makes me laugh, mostly because of how uncomfortable Kathy Griffin makes Anderson Cooper.

then i spent a good portion of the night talking to this woman from Ghana. she didn't ask me for money within 30 seconds of the conversation, so i'm assuming it's not a scam artist. plus the photo she showed me didn't come back as a model or porn star when i did a Google search. of course, i've been down this road a million times now. but, she did inspire some poems. i wrote 3 before i finally went to bed. i typed those up this morning and i think they are pretty good. it's a decent start to the new year.

Ohio State beat Notre Dame today 44-28. it was the final game for a ton of their seniors and juniors as i wouldn't be shocked if most of them turned pro by tomorrow morning. it was a decent way to cap off the season. though i really wish they would have made it back to the playoffs. they certainly were better than the two teams that got blown out last night.

i didn't watch much of the Winter Classic. Montreal won 5-1. i doubt i missed much.

my cousin came over today. i thought it was to watch the Ohio State game with me. actually, it was because he couldn't get his tablet to work over at my uncle's house. so i got him hooked up to our wi-fi and then he spent the next 3 hours watching shows on YouTube or something. the funny thing was after the Ohio State game was over, he asked me if i had headphones he could use as he didn't want to interfere with what we were watching. that made me laugh on the inside. technology has turned all the kids into fucking zombies with no social skills at all.

enjoy some music kids:

when i first turned on the television today, Natalie Cole's death was the first thing i saw. rest in peace, Natalie. (February 6, 1950 - December 31, 2015)

now some of this and that:

the rest of tonight will be probably some more football or if that bores me, i'll just flip through the channels while i'm figuring what drink am i going to add some vodka to.

i will be on here tomorrow afternoon sometime after the Dayton Flyers play. it will be a busy morning/early afternoon for me. Manchester United plays in the morning. once that is done, team USA will be taking on the Czech Republic in the World Juniors and sometime during that, the Dayton game will be starting.

so the goal is to write my blog sometime between the end of all that and the start of the New York Rangers game against the Florida Panthers.

hopefully i will be enjoying 4 victory beers tomorrow. i have a few to go enjoy now.

i hope everyone had a great New Year's Eve. hopefully your 2016 will be your best year yet.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

INXS - Not Enough Time
Tedeschi Trucks Band - Learn How to Love
The Flaming Lips - Do You Realize??

"Mothers are all slightly insane." - J.D. Salinger

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

surviving the heat

it rained like it was the end of the world this morning. in my utopia, that would cool things down. instead, here in hell, it warmed everything up. nothing quite like wearing the humidity. and since i'm a true asshole, i wore all black today.

i took mom to get her driver's license renewed. after that, she wanted to go eat. we went to my favorite sports bar. after that, we had some things we needed to get at Meijer, Kroger, etc. that started the adventure of shopping in the fucking heat. holy shit, it was hot. and since i knew i would have a ton of email when i got back home (76), i bought myself some alcohol. i've been wanting to buy some Jagermeister for awhile now. so, imagine my joy when i find a bottle that comes with a flask for $23. done deal. let's just say my intake of alcohol is going to go up from now until i die probably.

enjoy a quick music break as i prepare my thoughts on last night:

the Money in the Bank ppv last night was excellent. it started off with a very touching tribute to Dusty Rhodes:

after that, i knew everyone would put on a show worthy of the Dream. and they did. i did not enjoy that Kevin Owens lost to John Cena. i did enjoy Kevin beating the shit out of Cena after Cena's bullshit you belong here, great job, blah blah blah. i imagine they will wrestle again at SummerSlam. if so, hopefully Kevin destroys him for good. the main event of the evening was top notch. Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose put on a show. these two are part of the reason why i am so high on the future of pro wrestling. all in all, a really good show:

we had some storms roll through here last night. that of course fucked up most of everything i was recording on the DVR. so, since i was running on high after wrestling, i just stayed up and watched everything. Nurse Jackie was really good. Happyish was great once again. Penny Dreadful was brilliant as usual. the season finale of Silicon Valley was hilarious. the season of Veep was great. i would love to see some political chaos like that in this country again. and once again, Last Week Tonight hit another out of the park:

the New York Yankees won yesterday 5-3 to avoid the sweep in Baltimore. they are playing down in Miami as i am writing this. hopefully they can start another WINNING streak going.

tonight i will be sort of flipping between baseball, the Stanley Cup Final, Monday Night Raw and god knows what else. mostly, i just want to sit back and enjoy the fucking air conditioning.

in the mail today i got a copy of Only The Dead by Wolfgang Carstens and Janne Karlsson. it is fucking amazing. i highly urge you to check it out. you can find more on it by going here:
http://www.svenskapache.se/?page_id=10
or by going here:
http://www.wolfgangcarstens.com/only-the-dead.html

that's all for me today. i hope everyone had a great weekend. hope you are dealing with the heat better than i am.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Beck - Dreams
Warren Zevon - Lawyers, Guns and Money (Live)
Tori Amos - Winter (Live)
Elvis Costello - Alison (Live)
The Firm - Satisfaction Guaranteed

"Women who are inclined to write poetry at all are inspired by being mad at something." - Amy Clampitt

and your pro wrestling video of the day: