well, i guess i have shopped on Black Friday now...

mom made a purchase online last night from Office Depot. the paper she got for the printer had to be picked up at the store. so, she got the notification this morning that it was ready at the store. we went this afternoon to get that and looked around at some of the other shit on sale. after that, we went to Dollar Tree to find some toys and some new cooking utensils. mom likes to use things until they basically are nothing but shit. she was bitching about having a hard time about getting the beaters out of the hand mixer. i laughed and said the hand mixer is only 40 fucking years old, i can't imagine what the problem is. and all her table and tea spoons are so damn old you can't read what size they are anymore. so we looked for some of that shit and found some good shit, Betty Crocker even. plus, we just found out last night that one of the kids (i guess he's a cousin or something, fuck, i've never met him) likes dinosaurs and i remembered seeing some while we were there at Dollar Tree earlier in the week. sure enough. so, i have finally shopped on Black Friday.

Thanksgiving went pretty well here. everything mom made was good. my sister has not manged to get on my nerves yet. and amazingly, my blood sugar was actually a decent number this morning. maybe i'm figuring this shit out now.

Young Sheldon was pretty funny last night.

Life in Pieces was fucking hilarious last night.

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on the DVR tonight will be two episodes of NJPW.

i'll be watching the New York Rangers take on Detroit for most of the evening. hopefully the boys can get another victory.

i had some tasty leftovers for lunch today and i'm guessing there will be more leftovers for dinner.

i will probably be on here in the morning tomorrow before Manchester United plays. that game will go right into the Ohio State vs. that team up North game at Noon. and since mom and i will be at the Dayton vs. Akron college basketball game tomorrow night, i'd rather do the blog before i could possible be fucking livid to the nth degree.

i did get my copy of Ally Malinenko's new book, Fitting the Ocean in Your Mouth today in the mail. i'm probably going to read a little of that tonight. i told Ally that if i find the time and get the book done before the end of the month, i may try to do a little review of it on here. so stay tuned.

i hope everyone had a good holiday. i hope if you went out shopping either last night or today, you found everything you were looking for. and to anyone reading this in Egypt, i doubt i have any words that could do your sorrow and grief any good.

now that it seems the world has got back to its normal, bloody self, i hope everyone has a great weekend.

no hay dios en el dinero, solo los tontos creen lo contrario

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Shooter Jennings - Electric Rodeo
Halestorm - Freak Like Me
Asking Alexandria - Where Did It Go?
David Bowie - Rock 'n' Roll Suicide (Live)

"When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion." - Dale Carnegie

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revenge is sweet

i wasn't a happy camper yesterday when Ohio State was losing badly in the first quarter against Penn State. i tried to keep reminding myself there was plenty of game left. that didn't work when Penn State was up 28-10 at one point. thankfully, J.T. Barrett reminded everyone how great he truly can be and completed his last 16 passes of the game. between that and the defense being rather stingy in the 4th quarter and special teams just staying the fuck out of the way, Ohio State completed a fucking unbelievable comeback, defeating Penn State 39-38. that should definitely put Ohio State in the top 4 of the playoff rankings come Tuesday.

the New York Rangers had a horrible first period last night. you're not going to win most games when you spot the other team 3 goals, like they did with Montreal. what truly pisses me off is the Rangers came back to tie the game at 4-4 in the 3rd period. of course, they went on to lose the game 5-4. imagine if they would have showed up ready to play. i guess AV listening to his gut is a reminder he has shit for brains. the Rangers next play on Halloween night at home against Las Vegas. i'll be at my sister's new home, so thankfully, i won't be watching.

ROH was excellent last night.

the David S. Pumpkins animated Halloween special was a little better than awful. but i was expecting that, so i really enjoyed it. SNL presents Halloween after it was fucking hilarious.

Black Sabbath: The End of the End was really fucking good last night. i never got to see them live, so i will keep that on the DVR for a long time.

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on the DVR tonight will be the season finale of Ray Donovan, the season finale of The Deuce, Vice Principals, Curb Your Enthusiasm and Last Week Tonight.

the New Orleans Saints play at home today against Chicago. i'd love to see the Saints win their 5th game in a row.

i'll be doing an interview for a podcast on November 13th. i got that news yesterday. i'm pretty happy about this as it will give me a chance to read some poems that i haven't really done before. you can find out more about the podcast by going here: https://marciaepstein.biz/talk-with-me/

that's all for me today kids. i hope everyone had a great Saturday. i hope your Sunday will be even better.

alguien intentó piratear mi cuenta de Google, ¿cómo se puede robar algo cuando no tengo nada?

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Lucero - Hey Darlin' Do You Gamble?
Trampled by Turtles - Where Is My Mind? (Live)
Asking Alexandria - Where Did It Go?

"If you learned how to make a cloud, your time is not wasted." - Bob Ross

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that warm and fuzzy feeling

i've been drinking this coconut rum here lately. i didn't think i was going to like it at first... but, half a bottle later, the taste is rather intriguing. https://bluechairbayrum.com/the-rums/#coconut

the New York Yankees broke out the long ball last night and beat Toronto 11-5. they will go for the series win tonight.

the New York Rangers finally started a game in the playoffs ready to dominate right from the start. they blitzed Ottawa last night and eventually won 4-1. that puts them right back in the series now. they play again on Thursday night.

Smackdown was good last night. you give me any show with Kevin Owens, Chris Jericho and AJ Styles as the main part of it and i will be forever pleased.

205 Live was good as well last night.

Deadliest Catch was really good last night. if you watched the last two episodes, you have seen the lengths that junkies will go to to hide shit. plus, the ending last night was very unexpected.

The Voice was really good last night, right up to the end...

i really can't believe they kept Mark over Stephanie. of course, as one YouTube comment put it, they voted for Trump, what do you expect? the lonely housewives won again, i suppose. Stephanie being a lesbian didn't help her cause either, sadly. if Mark stays again next (this is 3 weeks in a row he has escaped) i'm going to call shenanigans on the producers of the show.

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on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight and Total Divas. i'll watch NXT tonight sometime on WWE Network.

i'm not sure why i had such a hard time sleeping last night. usually, after a couple of victory drinks i can at least get a good 5 hours in. i was waking up every 45 minutes or so, looking at the fucking clock. eventually, i slept on my other side, so i wouldn't see the damn thing. i was amazed my blood sugar was actually decent this morning. usually after some shitty sleep, it's a number i don't like.

they are saying it's supposed to rain here the next couple days. i opened some windows today so i could air the house out before it does rain. they are saying something like 3 inches or more in the next 48 hours or so. fuck me. thankfully, the grass got mowed late yesterday.

i got some great FREE music today on NoiseTrade. click on the link below to check it out:
Old Man Canyon - Phantoms & Friends

i will probably be on here tomorrow after Manchester United plays Celta Vigo in the Europa League Semifinals.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

The Horrors - Still Life
Slayer - Cast The First Stone
Otis Redding - Chained and Bound (Live)
Asking Alexandria - The Black

"The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him." - Niccolo Machiavelli

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eventually, i will sleep like a baby

i just found out some good news. the Dayton Flyers got a commitment from their point guard of the future just a little bit ago. from what i've seen, this is a guy that is going to become a star.

welcome to Dayton, McKinley Wright.

the New York Yankees could only manage 2 solo home runs last night against the Dodgers. that's not going to cut it. the Yankees lost 8-2. hopefully they will do better tonight.

i got my ass whipped in both of my fantasy football matches. the shitty thing was i scored over 100 points in both leagues and lost by 23 and 61. fuck me.

Monday Night Raw was sort of blah until the main event. Roman Reigns vs. Kevin Owens was great. they have obvious chemistry with each other. thankfully, KO won and will now have a singles match against Seth Rollins at the next ppv.

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on the DVR tonight will be Big Brother, WWE Smackdown and Atlanta.

at least mom was walking better coming out of the chiropractor's office than she was going in. the wheels are finally in motion to get a MRI sometime next week.

i went to the grocery store after i had lunch. i'm amused by the number of people that see me shopping and quickly either turn their carts around or quickly get out of the way. i really didn't think i had my pissed off face on today.

the trash is all picked up and already down at the curb. so the plan for the rest of the night is a nice long message in my recliner. my back is killing me today.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Asking Alexandria - The Black
Metallica - Hardwired
Gov't Mule - War Pigs (Live)
Black Sabbath - Heaven And Hell
Pantera - Walk

"Every bad situation is a blues song waiting to happen." - Amy Winehouse

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what else can you do at the grocery store at 9 AM...

buy liquor of course. i decided to reward myself this holiday weekend with some booze. 12 bottles of beer, a bottle of spiced rum and a bottle of Jim Beam. that should make for a good weekend.

this was the first time i've been at a grocery store this early on a Saturday morning in years. mom wanted to beat the heat and the crowds. nearly $300 later, we were walking out. i guess we needed to stock up. of course, a chunk of that was gift cards. all in all, a good trip. i saw a few women that may become poems or a future ex-wife. i'm not quite sure yet.

NJPW was excellent last night.

the episode of VICE last night was so damn good that i think everyone on earth should be forced to watch it. i will NEVER own a cell phone after watching it.

i did watch most of Cleveland whipping Toronto last night. LeBron is going to his 6th straight finals. that hasn't been done in 50 years. simply fucking amazing.

the New York Yankees won last night 4-1. hopefully they start another winning streak this afternoon.

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on the DVR tonight will be ROH and American Masters: The Highwaymen.

i'm really looking forward to watching the Champions League final today between Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid. it should be an interesting one to watch. hopefully CR7 gets a goal or two.

team USA takes on Bolivia tonight in their final friendly before Copa America. if they get a win tonight, i'll think a little more highly of their chances in the Copa America.

i will probably also watch a little of Golden State and OKC tonight. if OKC wins that means Cleveland will have home court advantage for the NBA finals.

when i told mom it was 80 degrees in the house last night, she finally said to turn on the air conditioning. it certainly feels much better now.

i hope everyone has a great Saturday. call if you need bail money.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Lord Huron - Fool for Love
Tobias Jesso Jr. - How Could You Babe
Sturgill Simpson - Turtles All the Way Down
Portugal. The Man - Purple, Yellow, Red and Blue
Asking Alexandria - The Black

"It is only to the happy that tears are a luxury." - Thomas Moore

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from a mighty wind to the cold sunshine

when i happened to look outside last night and noticed both our trash can and recyclable bin both turned over, i believe the first word out of my mouth was fuck. it was windy as hell last night. nothing quite like going from the 50's to a windchill in the single digits. i went out and brought both up to the house. i put them back down at the street when i woke up this morning. when i took mom to her appointment, i believe we saw some of our recyclables about 5 doors down. good times.

when the Dayton Flyers were down by 11 last night with 11 minutes left in the game, i was not a happy camper. thankfully, Scoochie decided to take the game over and Dayton went on an incredible run to win the game 85-84. this was a game Dayton desperately needed to win. plus, it's always fun to ruin someone's senior night. that being said, Dayton's senior night comes up on Saturday against VCU. that could be for the league title.

The Muppets was really good last night. i love how the show got better each week as the season went along.

Total Divas was hilarious last night.

The Voice was pretty good as well last night. i enjoyed a few of the performances:

i wrote 8 poems today while in the waiting room of my mother's physical therapy session. i typed them up when we got back home and i do think i have a couple winners in the batch.

i got that done in time to watch Manchester United play today. they had a big opportunity to pull even with Manchester Shitty on points in the Premier League if they won and Shitty lost. well, amazingly, Liverpool took care of Shitty 3-0 and United got a glorious goal from Juan Mata to win 1-0. i'll gladly enjoy that victory beer later this evening.

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on the DVR tonight will be Lucha Underground. after i watch that i'll watch NXT on WWE Network.

i did listen to Sam Roberts Wrestling Podcast today. it was once again excellent.

i now have to go figure out dinner. if it's what i usually do, i'll be going somewhere to pick something up. i believe physical therapy kicked mom's ass pretty good today.

i have no clue when i'll be on here tomorrow. i believe we are supposed to get snow. so much for that one day of fucking spring.

i hope this finds everyone in a warm place (use your dirty imagination please)

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Korn - Freak on a Leash
Kaleo - All the Pretty Girls
Chris Isaak - Wicked Game
Asking Alexandria - The Black

"Life is like Sanskrit read to a pony." - Lou Reed

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people watching on overload

so i wrote 10 poems yesterday in the waiting room while my mother was doing her physical therapy. let's just say with the number of old people, the woman with one leg and the kid that asked me if i drove a truck (because i look like someone that would), i had enough to probably write another 20 if i had the time. i typed them up this afternoon and i really like a few of them. i will probably have another round of submissions in a week or so.

my mother's physical therapist said she has much more than just Meniere's disease. she was shocked to learn that mom is still working full time. mom told her that's because none of the doctors think it is serious enough to call it a disability. so, hopefully that shit will soon change. they want her to come down there twice a week, which should be interesting.

after the physical therapy, we went out to eat. this was my birthday meal from Perkins. since i didn't use the coupon the week of my birthday, they sent another one. we showed up just about at a shift change. so imagine my surprise when our waitress went from a lady closing in on 70 to this amazing woman in her 20's. that poem should be coming soon.

and then the grocery store. of course, my mother didn't bring any of that shit along as she didn't think we'd get to the store as early as we did. thankfully, i was able to remember most of the shit that was on the list. and i figured we might as well get some food for when we're watching the Super Bowl so we don't have to go out again this weekend.

we ended up back home before 6 PM. i think she thought we were going to be pushing 8. thankfully, that wasn't the case.

the New York Rangers started off like shit last night, giving up 2 goals in the first 8 minutes. thankfully, the games are 60 minutes. the Rangers scored the next 4 goals to win 4-2. they next play against Philadelphia tomorrow afternoon.

The Big Bang Theory was hilarious last night. Life in Pieces was very good. Baskets was fucking weird as hell and great. Lip Sync Battle was ok, other than the fact that Tim Tebow was on it. thankfully, Nina Dobrev was his opponent. talk about easy on the eyes.

WWE Smackdown was really good last night. i am really enjoying how they are building AJ Styles up. plus, anytime i can watch Kevin Owens beat the shit out of people, i'm all for it. all in all, a good 2 hours.

enjoy some music kids:

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i listened to Sam Roberts Wrestling Podcast today finally. i highly recommend it if you love Lucha Underground as much as i do.

on the DVR tonight will be NJPW, VICE and Treehouse Masters.

i will probably watch team USA take on Canada tonight in a soccer friendly. hopefully they win so i can drink myself to sleep tonight.

i will probably be on here in the morning tomorrow as my afternoon is pretty much packed with sports. the Rangers and the Dayton Flyers play in the afternoon.

i finally got my Sacramento Kings t-shirt in the mail yesterday. it's hard as hell to find something in my size that has the Kings on it. but, i had a 15% off code from a survey i did on the NBA, so i finally have something to wear from my favorite NBA team. now if they would just win more...

i hope everyone has a great weekend. drink, enjoy life, call if you need bail money.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Nicole Atkins - Heroes
Billy Currington - People Are Crazy
Danzig - Mother
Asking Alexandria - The Black

"In the U.S., you have to be a deviant or die of boredom." - William S. Burroughs

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