just as i have learned a few positions that i can actually get a good couple of hours of sleep with the pinched nerves in my neck, it had to be fucking raining. these are the days where you can lean into the pain, do all the fucking mind tricks you can think of, and it still won't fucking matter. joy.
DIRECTV fucked up our baseball package last night. every blue moon or so, it will say we don't have the package even though we have made payments for it for the last 15 years or so. mom was in a mood last night, so she called customer service. eventually, on the second call, the problem got fixed. in hindsight, maybe i should of just let it go.
the Yankees lost last night to Baltimore, 2-1, in 11 innings. the same shit from last season is showing up this season. the inability to get a fucking hit when it matters. this is still an all or nothing team, and more times than not, especially against teams they should destroy, nothing is all they fucking get.
WWE Smackdown and NXT Level Up were both pretty good last night.
AEW Rampage was good last night.
Bill Maher #Adulting was pretty funny last night.
A Black Lady Sketch Show was fucking hilarious last night.
here are your 3 videos for this day of National Poetry Month:
enjoy some music:
and now some of this and that:
on the DVR tonight will be Saturday Night Live and AEW Battle of the Belts 2.
Manchester United plays this morning at home against Norwich. if United loses today, i can just imagine the boos coming from Old Trafford. they will be heard around the world.
the New York Rangers play this afternoon at home against Detroit.
the NBA playoffs start tonight.
and i should get my order from Wish.com today as well.
and i might just put out another SoundCloud recording this afternoon.
i hope everyone has a great Saturday.
thanks to everyone for checking out my latest published poems:
i went to the bank and sat in the line for the drive-thru for over 30 fucking minutes. most of the delay was due to one woman sending the tube back and forth four fucking times. i know humanity is mostly fucking stupid, but fuck me. after that fiasco, i had to go to Meijer to try to find some shit my mother wanted. of course, they were out of it. thankfully, i did find the shower spray refill i was looking for and some hand soap refill as well. and since i have been without sports for such a long time, i said fuck it and bought some baseball cards. the first pack i opened had the rookie cards of Bo Bichette and Gavin Lux in them. that should pay for both packs i bought plus some.
NXT was good last night.
AEW was good last night.
The Masked Singer was good last night.
both episodes of What We Do in the Shadows last night were fucking brilliant.
enjoy some music:
and now some of this and that:
on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, Young Sheldon, Will & Grace, Indebted, Better Things, Cake, Desus & Mero, Total Bellas and Shelter in Place w/Shane Smith. i'll watch NXT UK sometime tonight on WWE Network.
i guess there is a chance for snow tomorrow. my mother told me that and i said i'm not leaving the house tomorrow, for anything. i'm sure she's going to ask me to go get something, probably just to fuck with me.
i do plan on releasing another SoundCloud recording in the morning tomorrow.
i will probably do the second blog in the afternoon sometime.
i hope everyone is well.
stay healthy...
until tomorrow...
las personas estúpidas son las peores
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
peace and chicken grease...
music:
Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue - Hurricane Season (Live)
Slothrust - Double Down (Live)
Foy Vance - I Won't Let You Fall (Live)
Richard Marx - Endless Summer Nights (Live)
"For me, a poem is an opportunity to kind of interrogate myself a little bit." - Tracy K. Smith
and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:
when Marcus Rashford put a ball off the crossbar in the first minute today against Barcelona, i had a good feeling about Manchester United's chances today. but, 2 goals from Messi in the first 20 minutes put any good thoughts to bed. i turned the game off after the first goal. if United comes back and pulls off the miracle, i'll gladly watch the highlights. but, i've got shit to do and watching them lose in the Champions League isn't on the docket for today.
i got to bed at a decent hour last night (3 AM). i still only slept about 5 hours or so. so, apparently it doesn't matter if i drink coffee or not, i'm simply not sleeping worth a shit anymore. might be time to go back to my teens and start smoking marijuana again.
here are your highlights from the NHL playoffs last night:
here are your highlights from the NBA playoffs last night:
i thought Monday Night Raw was pretty good last night. it will be interesting to see who goes to Smackdown tonight on the second night of the superstar shakeup.
The Voice was really good last night. i thought the Crossover Battles was a good way to freshen up the show a bit. the results show is tonight.
mom wanted Chinese food for lunch today. i have no damn clue anymore with her taste buds. i'm more or less the chauffeur that sits around and waits for orders.
enjoy some music:
and now some of this and that:
on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, Smackdown, The Voice, The Jim Jefferies Show, Miz & Mrs. and Deadliest Catch. i'll watch 205 Live sometime tonight on WWE Network.
the New York Yankees start a 2 game series tonight at home against the Boston Red Sox. the Yankees put Greg Bird on the injured list today. i have NEVER seen a team have so many god damn injuries at the start of a season in my 43 years on this planet. holy shit.
i do plan on watching plenty of the NHL and NBA playoffs tonight as well.
here are your videos for this day of National Poetry Month:
the weather is really nice here today. warm, but windy.
i will probably be on here tomorrow after a trip to the bank.
that's all for me kids. i now have trash to go pick up.
when it started snowing this afternoon, i basically threw hands up in the air and just said fuck it. i knew i was going to have to go drive in it to pick up some prescriptions. oh fucking joy.
we're under a damn freeze watch or warning or some shit until tomorrow night. i figure at this rate, summer will start sometime in August. who am i kidding, it's Ohio. it will probably be back to 70 by next week. this state is really fucking good at keeping everyone sick.
here is your poetry for this day of National Poetry Month:
i did write 7 poems yesterday. i typed them up and really like them. i think i might send out a few poems next week.
the New York Yankees had both games of their doubleheader rained out yesterday. those games will be made up in June (hopefully). the Yankees start a series at home tonight against the Marlins.
Drop the Mic was pretty fucking funny last night.
the season finale of Here and Now was pretty crazy last night. the way the episode ended, i do hope there is a season 2.
Silicon Valley was funny last night.
Barry was really good last night.
Last Week Tonight was fucking hilarious.
Homeland was excellent last night.
Billions was really good last night.
enjoy some music:
and now some of this and that:
on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, I Am Evidence, Monday Night Raw, The Voice and Fuck, That's Delicious.
i think i waited longer in line to get the prescriptions today than it took me to drive to the grocery store and back. that gives way too much time to think and people watch and come up with some pretty weird shit in my head. but, that should shed a little light how the poems get made. you're welcome.
hopefully it will be warmer when i have to drive mom to physical therapy tomorrow.
i'm going to try to get the blog done early tomorrow. i know mom will probably want to go out to eat after her appointment.
i hope everyone had a great weekend.
gracias por las amables palabras Pauline
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
welcome to the 16th day of National Poetry Month. we are back to me being lazy and just posting three random YouTube videos. enjoy:
i went over to the farm today to get done what mom didn't want to do yesterday. some fucking genius locked both locks to the door that i have only the key for the deadbolt. just what i needed. my blood pressure flying through the roof and my anger to the point where killing anything would be justified in my mind. i'm going to head back over and try the other doors with mom's keys after she gets done with her work call.
my sister decided to go see my father. i haven't heard how that adventure went. i decided doing my laundry was more important.
Lucha Underground was excellent once again last night. here are some highlights:
NXT was good but a little short last night. the main event though was very good and entertaining:
the NHL playoffs got off to a very entertaining start. hopefully the New York Rangers will have an easier time with it tonight against Pittsburgh. i have the Rangers winning in 5 games. hopefully i'm wrong and they do it in four.
the Yankees lost another series last night- 7-5. sadly, the oldest guy on the team is the only one really hitting at the moment. plus, since the starters can't go very long it seems, the bullpen is getting used way too much this early. thankfully, they are off tonight. they start a series in that dump in Tampa on Friday.
i did watch most of the team USA friendly with Mexico last night. the field was absolutely horrendous. but, i did enjoy another dos a cero classic. here are the goals:
at least i got to enjoy one victory beer last night.
tonight on the DVR will be The Big Bang Theory, The Comedians and Louie. i will hopefully watch all those after a Rangers victory tonight.
that's all for me today. there's another storm rolling in, so my body is aching like a motherfucker. enjoy the visual.
hope this finds everyone naked and wondering why the magic markers are where they are.
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
peace and chicken grease...
music:
Dave Matthews Band w/Warren Haynes - Cortez the Killer (Live)
Radiohead - Creep (Live)
Grace Potter - I Shall Be Released (Live)
Eddie Vedder - Imagine (Live)
The Steel Wheels - It's The End Of The World Again (Live)
"For me, a poem is an opportunity to kind of interrogate myself a little bit." - Tracy K. Smith
