welcome to May...

holy fuck, i feel like i have been busy all fucking day...

mom decided she didn't want to go to Menards. her anxiety has been fucking with her. i told her if she didn't want to go, she didn't have to.

i went to the bank to make my deposit. i decided i wasn't going to sit in line forever so i went to the branch closer to where i was going anyway. i only waited for 10 minutes there. if i would have waited at my usual bank, that wait would have been around 45 minutes at best.

i was a little surprised at how fucking busy Menards was. thankfully, i am a master at social distancing. i found just about everything on the list, minus toilet paper (which we don't need thanks to my lucky find at the drugstore yesterday) and some Clorox wipes. i got some new solar lights, some bird food, a new clock for my bathroom, some paper towels, paper plates and some other shit for outside. mom about shit herself when she saw that i got it all for under $100.

i keep joking with her. if you would have put me in charge of the shopping years ago, think of all the money you would still have...

i did find everything i was looking for in the drugstore last night. plus, i got myself some baseball cards. after that, i drove across the street to pick up the order from Pizza Hut that mom wanted. they were slicing the pizza right as i walked in. i love timing like that.

the season finale of Young Sheldon was really good last night.

the Parks and Recreation specials last night were excellent.

Vice News Tonight had another great week of shows.

the season finale of Better Things was great last night.

the season finale of Cake was fucking absurd last night.

Total Bellas was pretty good last night.

Shelter in Place with Shane Smith was excellent last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Smackdown, Real Time with Bill Maher and Betty.

i have no damn clue when i will be on here tomorrow.

mom told me when i got home from shopping that she ordered some meat from Omaha Steaks. i asked how much and she said the total bill was over $300!!!!!! so i guess this weekend will be all about eating whatever the fuck is in the freezer since we're going to need the fucking room.

so yeah, i need to go get started on dinner.

i hope everyone has a great weekend, all things considered.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

ignore the asshole that runs the country.

until tomorrow kids...

Soy una criatura social que acecha en las sombras

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Radkey - Dark Black Makeup (Live)
Kris Kristofferson - From Here To Forever (Live)
Maxi Priest - I Believe In Love (Live)
Elle King - Ain't Gonna Drown (Live)

"If they try to rush me, I always say, I've only got one other speed and it's slower." - Glenn Ford

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

a new month, the same damn results

i got up early this morning to get the paper. i could feel it was still raining, so i wanted to get out there and get it before it was soaked. the lazy fucker that delivers it put it in the mailbox instead of just putting it in plastic. oh well.

i wanted to make sure i was fully ready for the Manchester United game this morning. i didn't want another team celebrating at Old Trafford and i knew United had to win to have any realistic chance of finishing in the top 4 this season.

United came out on fire and Anthony Martial eventually scored the opening goal of the game. of course, as i have seen way too many fucking times this season, United never truly pressed ahead to get that next goal. Leicester eventually scored on a set piece to send the game to half at 1-1. United has had a tendency this season to over pass the ball instead of shooting. that was what the entire second half was, including after Leicester went down to 10 men. yet another day of fucking frustration. final score, 1-1. so Leicester doesn't win the title at Old Trafford but more importantly, United will need a fucking miracle even god can't produce to finish in the top 4 this season. sadly, the best part of the game was seeing my favorite Manchester United player ever in the stands, Eric Cantona. long live The King.

i did watch the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremonies last night. i wish N.W.A. would have performed, that certainly would have made some white people uncomfortable. i did enjoy Cheap Trick performing though. that's one of those bands i'd still love to see live.

i didn't watch the New York Yankees at all last night. from the look of the final score (8-0), i didn't miss a damn thing. they will try to not get swept tonight by Boston. given their recent history against David Price, they have no fucking chance.

enjoy some music kids:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be House of Lies, Silicon Valley, Veep and one of my favorite shows EVER, Penny Dreadful.

while all of that is recording on the DVR, i will be watching WWE Payback on WWE Network. it could be a sneaky great ppv. a ton of "new" matches and one of my favorite rivalries of all time, Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn. that should steal the show. i believe after that is over the WWE's new adult cartoon, Camp WWE will be airing.

so it looks like my night will be full of wrestling and some crazy shit. good times.

i hope everyone had a great Saturday. hopefully your Sunday will be even better.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Deep Purple - Perfect Strangers
Led Zeppelin - When The Levee Breaks
Johnny Cash - Hurt
David Bowie - Modern Love
Metallica - Bleeding Me

"If they try to rush me, I always say, I've only got one other speed and it's slower." - Glenn Ford

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

the joy of victory

i had a good feeling going into game 7 last night for the New York Rangers. and the Rangers did what they had to do. a very tidy 2-1 win over the Flyers. now they get to face the crybaby Penguins starting tomorrow night. i will hopefully be fully recovered by then. i hit the alcohol a little hard after the game last night. add that to adrenaline and you get some asshole that's up to 4 in the morning trying to jerk off to the home shopping network. and of course, i was back up after 3 hours of sleep. good times.

the New York Yankees play Seattle tonight, that is if the weather cooperates. hopefully it does as i would like to see a victory and taste a victory beer tonight.

and for a little break today, enjoy some music:

i believe The Big Bang Theory is new tonight, so i'll be watching that. also, there is plenty of playoff basketball to watch tonight. as well as the start of the second round of the NHL playoffs with Boston and Montreal playing each other. if you are only a casual viewer of hockey, watch that game tonight and appreciate the pure hatred there is between those 2 teams.

i did manage to catch Legit and Ali G. last night. Legit keeps getting better and better. last night had me laughing my ass off. and it just wasn't the alcohol either. very fucking funny.

the weather is screwy here again. barely made it to 55 degrees today with a wind that felt like fucking October. and after i fed the cats i really know i need to cut the fucking grass soon. so, if these winds can dry this place out quick enough, i may be doing some grass cutting tomorrow. of course, the way shit has been going so far this week, it will rain again. i probably should make sure i have enough gas to mow the 4 acres or so i need to mow.

that's all today folks. mother nature will determine when i'll be on here tomorrow. hopefully everyone enjoyed all the links for national poetry month in April. and hopefully i will have some good poetry news to share here real soon.

peace and chicken grease my enemies...

music:

Tricky - Aftermath
Portishead - Glory Box
Morphine - You Look Like Rain
Neon Indian - Mind, Drips
deadmau5 - Raise Your Weapon
DJ Shadow & Little Dragon - Scale It Back
Tei Shi - Nevermind The End

"If they try to rush me, I always say, I've only got one other speed and it's slower." - Glenn Ford