that is what happened to me this morning. i was going through my emails, and out of nowhere, my blood sugar just dropped like a motherfucker. so, i was trying to get some breakfast made before i really had some problems. of course, mom is trying to tell me all this shit i have to do today while i'm struggling... good times.
so, i had to take her old pills to the police department today. holy shit, the secretary at the front desk was smoking hot. then, i had to turn in the check for the water bill that mom casually forgot about until the day before it was due. after that, i had to go make a deposit at my bank. and then, i had to drive back into town to go to the grocery store to get some shit mom forgot to put on the list last Wednesday. and after that, she wanted McDonald's for lunch. that fact i haven't gotten sick while doing all this running around is getting to be quite the fucking mystery to me. honestly, i wouldn't doubt that there is a secret plan between my mother and sister to have me die first.
it's probably a damn good thing i didn't watch Manchester United yesterday. they lost to Arsenal 1-0. i could just imagine what i would have broken if i would have watched that.
thankfully, the day got better after that.
the New Orleans Saints pissed away a 10 point lead in the final 3 minutes yesterday at Chicago. but, thankfully, they won in OT, 26-23.
the season finale of Desus & Mero was great last night.
Our Cartoon President was hilarious last night. the season finale is next week.
The Good Lord Bird was excellent last night.
the finale of The Comedy Store was really good last night.
Seduced: Inside The NXIVM Cult was good last night. the finale is next week.
The Undoing was fucking great last night.
Last Week Tonight was brilliant as usual.
enjoy some music:
and now some of this and that:
on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, the finale of We Are Who We Are, The Voice and the SNL 2020 Election Special. i'll be watching Monday Night Raw for most of the evening.
i did listen to episode 315 of Notsam Wrestling this morning. you can find that by going here:
if you are going out to vote tomorrow on election day, stay safe, wear a fucking mask, and please vote. i will not tell you who to vote for, but if you truly think the last 4 years have been great, i would suggest starting to really evaluate where your life went wrong and what drugs you need to get out of that.
i have no damn clue when i will be on here tomorrow.
i truly do expect fucking chaos starting tomorrow. between voter suppression and god knows how many people will be turned away from the long lines...
i'll have more of this rant tomorrow.
i hope everyone had a great weekend.
until tomorrow kids...
fight the power.
fuck racism.
fuck hatred.
fuck the police.
black lives matter.
stay healthy.
wash your fucking hands.
wear your mask.
generalmente tenemos el gobierno de mierda que nos merecemos
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
peace and chicken grease...
music:
The Chemical Brothers - One Too Many Mornings
LCD Soundsystem - All My Friends (Live)
Nine Inch Nails - Came Back Haunted
Empire of the Sun - Walking On a Dream
"Sometimes I only succeed in beating myself to death." - Burt Lancaster
and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:
i got up early this morning to watch Manchester United play at Bournemouth. i felt pretty good about United's chances today. silly me. United gave up a goal near the end of the first half. Ole once again took too damn long to change up the side in the second half and as usual, the equalizer never came. yet another 1-0 loss.
Smackdown was fucking great last night. most of the roster wasn't available because of travel issues coming back from Saudi Arabia, so they did a little NXT invasion last night to kick off the road to Survivor Series. you could tell they pulled this episode out of their ass at the last minute and honestly, it was so much better than the usual episodes. i could watch Daniel Bryan wrestle Adam Cole until they day i die and i would never get bored.
205 Live was good last night.
Room 104 was quite the mindfuck last night.
Real Time with Bill Maher was excellent last night.
enjoy some music:
and now some of this and that:
on the DVR tonight will be NJPW, ROH, Saturday Night Live, Austin City Limits and Bluegrass Underground.
the New York Rangers play this afternoon at Nashville.
the Dayton Flyers play an exhibition game this afternoon at home. i'll finally get to see what the completed UD Arena looks like.
i should be on here tomorrow sometime between doing loads of laundry.
i hope everyone has a great Saturday. call if you need bail money.
until tomorrow kids...
nunca confíes en una mujer hermosa que te encuentre atractiva
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
peace and chicken grease...
music:
Disturbed - Are You Ready
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - Swingin'
AC/DC - T.N.T.
Alice In Chains - Down In A Hole
"Sometimes I only succeed in beating myself to death." - Burt Lancaster
and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:
well, the rain finally stopped. at least for a few hours. we ended with 6.1 inches of rain over the last 2+ days. and of course, like clockwork, it has started back up. joy.
the New York Rangers found a way again last night to piss away a lead in the closing seconds of a game. but, for the second straight game, they won in the shootout. the Rangers defeated Anaheim last night, 3-2. that's a good way to close the road trip.
Vice News Tonight had another great week of shows.
The Big Bang Theory was hilarious last night.
Young Sheldon was very funny last night.
Will & Grace was great last night.
i did watch a good amount of soccer last night. both of the knockout games last night in the MLS playoffs were excellent.
enjoy some music:
and now some of this and that:
on the DVR tonight will be NJPW, Real Time with Bill Maher and Pod Save America.
i'll be at UD Arena tonight with mom watching Dayton play an exhibition game against Capital. i'm very interested to see how good Dayton is going to be this season. and, the arena looks completely different now. i can't wait to see that.
i do plan on watching WWE Crown Jewel today at noon.
i'm hoping they call to say the car is ready sometime before we leave to go to the game.
i have no clue when i'll be on here tomorrow. considering i will need to do the grocery shopping, Manchester United plays early tomorrow and Ohio State plays at noon... there might be a blog sometime after that. or maybe even later.
i hope everyone has a great weekend.
disfruta tu dia de muertos
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
peace and chicken grease...
music:
Mariachi El Bronx - Revolution Girl (Live)
Fantastic Negrito - Lost in a Crowd
The Iguanas - Mexican Candy
Ana Tijoux - La Bala
"Sometimes I only succeed in beating myself to death." - Burt Lancaster
and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:
today has been a weird one for me. my uncle had his first of many trips to various doctors this week today. my mother went with him. the weird part is so did my uncle's daughter, who just happens to be the cousin that molested me. now, part of me will always hate the fact that my mother and father did absolutely nothing after i told them i was molested. hell, there's a part of me that will forever think that my father thought i deserved it. and since that fucker is dead, i guess that thought never changes. the tricky part for me is do i choose to be my usual asshole self and make my uncle's cancer scare/diagnosis/whatever the fuck it is about me or do i yet again, swallow my pride and just play along like nothing ever happened. 35 fucking years of this shit bubbling inside me and i'm expected to just let it all slide off my back and go on living. i suppose what hurts the most is no one, friends, family, any soul on this earth, truly gives a shit that my childhood was robbed from me and the sexual dysfunction i was blessed with in hindsight has ruined my adult life. i guess i'm supposed to just accept that shit happens and i'm to just grow old and deal with it. i recently wrote a poem that ended if losers are the glue of the world, i should think about changing my name to Elmer. one of my many sad, funny lines that cuts so fucking deep both ways.
sorry if i blindsided anyone with that right out of the box on a Monday. part of my beauty is i have no filter and what you see is what you get. not that that has actually worked for me in my life, but what the fuck am i to do?
the New Orleans Saints won one of the craziest fucking football games i have ever seen yesterday. Eli Manning (my NFL.com fantasy QB) threw 6 touchdowns yesterday but Drew Brees tied the NFL record by throwing 7 touchdowns as the Saints won 52-49. thank god i didn't have either defense in my fantasy lineups yesterday.
my NFL.com fantasy football team was the only one to do anything yesterday. both of my CBS teams got crushed. so much for those winning streaks. i did pretty good with my picks though. if Carolina wins tonight, i'll go 11-3 again for the second week in a row.
Homeland was excellent last night. always good to see Carrie going even crazier. The Affair was great last night. i suppose if i ever did have an adult relationship, it would be fucked up like the ones on the show. Last Week Tonight hit another home run, once again showing why i hate politics in this country:
enjoy some music kids:
and now some of this and that:
on the DVR tonight will be Gotham and The Voice. i will be watching Monday Night Raw and Breaking Ground on the WWE Network.
i did watch the last few innings of the World Series last night. i wish the Yankees played more like the Royals. put the ball in play, take the extra base, force the defense to make a play. but, if you're going to have a team full of old guys, that will never happen.
my fantasy hockey team shit the bed last night so i am now in last place in the division. thank god it's still early.
i will be on here early tomorrow as Manchester United plays in the Champions League. i figure i better do the blog before the game as i might regret something i type after the game, especially the way they have been playing here lately.
i hope everyone had a wonderful weekend. i guess my sister got to see Robben Island today. it's funny, she's complained about so much of South Africa being so depressing. i just looked at mom and said maybe if she actually learned shit for more than just the test, this wouldn't be such a surprise. once the asshole, always the asshole.
hope this finds everyone with a cold drink in your hand and not a cold member of the opposite sex.
be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.
peace and chicken grease...
music:
Ghost - Cirice
Lucero - I Woke Up In New Orleans
Otis Redding - I Love You More Than Words Can Say
Alabama Shakes - Joe (Live from Austin City Limits)
"I hate looking backward, but every once in a while it sneaks up on you." - Burt Lancaster
