the circle of life...

so there i was eating breakfast this morning with my mother. i was taking a sip of my coffee and suddenly mom sneezed. and she didn't cover her nose and mouth in time. next thing i know i've got whatever on my arm. thankfully, i was already done eating by this point. i looked at her and she started to laugh and wipe whatever off my arm. i suppose i'm going to be paid back for all the times i shit or pissed on her as a child. joy. i have already witnessed the decline of her brain. now, i get to watch the motor skills fade away. so much fun.

the New York Yankees tried to piss away a victory yesterday. their closer couldn't throw a strike to save his life. so, they brought on Chasen Shreve, who i have given the nickname the human white flag to, to try to clean up Chapman's mess. amazingly, he got the job done before all of the lead had evaporated. the Yankees won 7-6. they can win the series against the Mets with a victory tonight, weather permitting.

ROH was excellent last night.

as mom tried to go to sleep last night, she asked me if i smelled something. that's never good. i went into her room and could immediately smell a skunk. i went into the kitchen and could smell it there as well. i opened the door to our back porch and didn't see anything, but you could definitely smell it. it was all stench and fog. mom tried to sleep in the living room, which didn't have the smell in it. my nose isn't as sensitive as hers, so i was able to fall asleep in my bed. of course, i sleep with the fan on. that seems to take care of any smells i don't want.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Total Bellas, Big Brother, Power, Sharp Objects, Succession, The Affair, Who is America? and Our Cartoon President.

i'm watching the British Open right now. the leaderboard is fucking crazy at the moment.

i think Manchester United plays the San Jose Earthquakes this afternoon. the game isn't on television, so i'll follow it online i suppose.

the weather here is still shitty. there is all this rain in the area, so i'm feeling fucking miserable at the moment. i'm hoping icing my back down will help. this kind of misery is usually when i feel like i could use a needle and a spoon.

i hope everyone had a good Saturday. hopefully, your Sunday will be even better.

a veces toda la miseria en el mundo puede desaparecer con un pequeño beso

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Massive Attack - Teardrop
Portishead - Glory Box
Garbage - #1 Crush

"What's done to children, they will do to society." - Karl A. Menninger

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: