figures, the weather gets nice and i get a nagging cough...

happy Cinco de Mayo or how i think of the day now, happy we put the fucker in the ground day. my father was buried 3 years ago today. i still haven't been back to see the grave. i figure he went a good 20 years without thinking of me, i'll probably be the same stubborn fucker.

i woke myself up coughing this morning. that's a fun feeling. i'm not bringing anything up with the coughs, so that's a good sign i suppose. i'll have to see if we have some cough syrup or maybe i'll just use whiskey. who knows.

the New York Yankees were cruising along last night, up 5-0 over Cleveland. they took CC out of the game, and the bullpen shit the bed. suddenly 5-0 became 5-5. the Yankees took the lead in the bottom of the 8th, 6-5. of course, their closer pissed that lead away. the Yankees won in the bottom of the 9th with a walk off single from Miguel Andujar. Gleyber Torres hit his first major league home run in the game. it's nice to see the kids doing so well. the Yankees won 7-6. they are 13-1 in their last 14 games. they will look to continue that streak this afternoon against Cleveland.

NJPW was excellent last night. i could watch Zack Sabre Jr. wrestle until i died and never get bored.

Major League Wrestling was good last night.

VICE was very good last night.

Wyatt Cenac's Problem Areas was great last night.

Real Time with Bill Maher was pretty funny last night.

here are your highlights from the NHL and NBA playoffs last night:

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Saturday Night Live and ROH.

i will probably watch some of the NHL and NBA playoffs tonight as well.

i do plan on watching the Kentucky Derby today. it's the one day my inner gambler feels truly alive.

that's all for me kids. i'm going to take a hot ass shower and either break a cough or die trying.

i hope everyone has a great Saturday. don't drink and drive, but enjoy the margaritas.

el diablo es una mujer con deliciosas curvas

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Lucero - I Woke Up In New Orleans
The Glitch Mob w/Swan - Between Two Points
Ryan Bingham - How Shall a Sparrow Fly
Grant Lee Buffalo - Fuzzy (Live)

"Religion is the opium of the masses." - Karl Marx

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: