the problem with the weather getting nice around here...

the fuckers in this cul-de-sac i live in are fucking crazy about mowing their grass. if one house does it, then all the houses have to do it. it's fucking insane. it's like it doesn't matter that the grass hasn't grown, it's supposed to rain tomorrow. so get out there at noon and get that grass cut. these are the days i miss living on the farm, where a fucking lawnmower wouldn't wake me up before 9 in the morning.

i did a little poetry work today. i think i know where my next round of submissions are going to. i believe i'll be sending out 38 poems sometime early next week.

the New York Yankees couldn't do shit last night, that was up until the 9th inning. once Houston took Justin Verlander out of the game, the Yankees offense woke the fuck up. Gary Sanchez hit a massive 3 run homer and the Yankees won 4-0. the Yankees bullpen was spectacular yesterday as they got 24 outs in the game. the Yankees starter left after the first inning with a tight elbow. i'm hoping it's just a fucking minor strain and nothing more. the Yankees play again tonight at Houston.

Smackdown was pretty good last night.

205 Live was really good last as well.

The Voice was good last night. i didn't agree with either of the two that were up for elimination last night. oh well.

The Jim Jefferies Show was excellent last night.

Deadliest Catch was very good last night.

here are your highlights from the NHL and NBA playoffs last night:

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight and Being Serena. i'll watch NXT sometime tonight on WWE Network.

i'll probably watch some of the NHL and NBA playoffs tonight as well.

i believe i have to take mom to a doctor's appointment tomorrow afternoon. it's like a hour away or so. and it's supposed to be raining. oh joy.

i think i spent most of today trying to figure out the fucking song trapped in my head all morning. thankfully, i did. you'll see it as the first song in the music section today.

i'll be on here in the afternoon tomorrow after mom's appointment. i figure we're probably going to lunch after the appointment. i think the appointment is about her social security disability. so, we might go out drinking as well, who knows. i'll be on here after all that is over.

that's all for me kids.

a veces los monstruos están disfrazados de humanos

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Chocolate Genius - My Mom
Tom Waits - Chocolate Jesus
The Jesus and Mary Chain - Head On
Big Head Todd & The Monsters - It's Alright (Live)

"A hero is one who knows how to hang on one minute longer." - Novalis

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: