may the fourth be with you

i was in a good mood today. i was able to get a little sleep last night. we were able to get everything at the grocery store and get home in time for the Manchester United game. hell, even the mail came before it started raining. too bad Manchester United decided to take a giant shit all over my good mood.

Manchester United was pathetic today, and that's being fucking kind. they were absolutely awful in the final third, not even getting a shot on goal until the second half. Brighton was playing with all the urgency in the world, seeing if they won they will avoid relegation. sure enough, once Brighton scored, they parked the fucking bus and United's listlessness cost them dearly. a 1-0 loss is not the end of the world for United. but, i certainly didn't like how the players were playing, especially since they do have a fucking FA Cup final to play in 15 days.

i just love starting the weekend all kinds of pissed off.

Vice News Tonight had another great week of shows.

The Big Bang Theory was pretty good last night. the season finale next week should be excellent.

Young Sheldon was good last night. the season finale next looks like it should be good.

Life in Pieces was very funny last night.

Gotham was fucking great last night.

Atlanta last night was probably the most accurate portrayal of middle school i have ever seen on television. easily, the best show going. the season finale next week should be great.

here are your highlights from the NHL and NBA playoffs last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be VICE, NJPW, Major League Wrestling, Real Time with Bill Maher and Wyatt Cenac's Problem Areas.

the New York Yankees start a series at home tonight against Cleveland. hopefully the Yankees can keep the winning streak going.

i'll probably watch some of the NBA and NHL playoffs tonight as well.

i have no clue when i'll be on here tomorrow. i know mom wants to go out at some point. oh joy.

i hope everyone has a great weekend.

my best to Janne Karlsson and his big weekend. i hope you have fun my friend.

el matrimonio suele ser mejor la segunda vez

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Cibo Matto - Sugar Water
Sneaker Pimps - 6 Underground
Garbage - #1 Crush
Tricky - Aftermath

"Misery is a match that never goes out." - Thomas Huxley

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: