i remember why i don't like driving again...

i was up early this morning. i got a shower in and made it to my appointment early. i do this to mostly get this shit over with. by the time i was done, it was about the time my appointment was originally scheduled for.

the scan today was sort of like an ultrasound. but, the kicker is there's like a little punch to the wand they use because they want to see how the liver reacts to the wave the punch creates. so, imagine a toddler punching your ribs for about 15 minutes. they have to get 10 consecutive photos to have a successful scan. and when that set gets interrupted, you start back at 1. joy. even better, since i am a hairy guy, my hair was fucking up the gel they use, so i had to arch my back and basically try to enjoy the pain. so my next scan is Friday morning. that will be of my abdomen. i think i have to be at the hospital at 7:15 in the morning. joy.

the drive to this place wasn't bad, other than the fucking construction. i decided to take a different route home because i saw the construction on the other side of the highway. of course, i missed my turn on my way home, mostly because i wasn't paying much attention to anything, other than the slow ass drivers in front of me. i eventually made it back home and had breakfast this morning around 11:30.

i went to the bank this afternoon to make a deposit. i had to remind mom last night that she owed me a check. she completely forgot. i wish the credit card companies would forget to send the bill sometimes.

the New York Yankees won last night over Texas, 10-1. hopefully, they will win the series tonight.

Smackdown and 205 Live were both really good last night.

Deadliest Catch was excellent last night. the season finale is next week.

the season finale of Hard Knocks was good last night. i was a little surprised at some of the Raiders cuts.

The Shop was fucking great last night.

Mayans M.C. was really good last night. i can't wait to see what happens this season.

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on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, Big Brother, Songland and Snowfall. i'll watch NXT and NXT UK sometime tonight on WWE Network.

for some fucking reason, they decided to pick up the recyclables today even though they weren't supposed to be picked up until tomorrow with the trash. i just love when no one follows the fucking rules of their own company.

i will probably be on here tomorrow after i take mom out shopping. she wants to get my sister some things for her birthday.

that's all for me kids. i have a shitty back to go ice down and a massage chair calling my name.

until tomorrow...

al menos tuve una mujer que tocó mi cuerpo hoy

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Don Henley - The Boys of Summer
Aerosmith - Sweet Emotion
Van Halen - Black And Blue
Bruce Springsteen - Jungleland

"We're socially constructed to hide our flaws, and that breeds pain for a lot of people."
                                                                                                            - Whitney Cummings

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should i be concerned about the guns on the kitchen table?

my mother has all the guns my stepfather had on the kitchen table so my sister can take a picture of them all. thankfully, the shades on all the windows are shut tight. i could just imagine what all these fucks around here would say. i think my sister knows someone that's interested in them.

i didn't get much sleep last night. i think i'm sleeping in 3 hour intervals. that could possibly work if i was 20 years younger. sadly, i'm not.

i really enjoyed Saturday Night Live last night. i thought Ronda Rousey did much better than i thought she would.

ROH was really good last night. i can't remember the last time i saw a match won with a backslide. talk about taking me back to my youth.

the Whitney Cummings special on HBO last night was hilarious. i do love a female comic that is fucking filthy. there's a woman i could have a long conversation with.

enjoy some music kids:

now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be The X-Files, Shameless and Billions.

today has clusterfuck written all over it. the New York Rangers play up in Ottawa at 3. the Dayton Flyers play at Fordham at 4. i believe the football games start today at 3. i am going with New England and Carolina to win. and then tonight, the Royal Rumble is on WWE Network. it's going to be a long ass day my friends.

hopefully i will be enjoying some victory beers while watching wrestling tonight.

i hope everyone had a great Saturday. hopefully your Sunday is even better.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Kendrick Lamar - Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe
Warren Zevon - Lawyers, Guns and Money (Live)
M83 - Midnight City
U2 - With Or Without You
Butthole Surfers - Pepper

"I owe it all to little chocolate donuts." - John Belushi

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much to my amazement

so, my sister shocked the shit out of me yesterday. she gave me my gifts for my birthday. a funny card, a kick ass RUN DMC t-shirt and then a bag with some papers and magazines in it. i was like, ok. she then said we have a hotel room booked in Cleveland for when the Yankees will be up there. i nearly shit myself. so i guess we're going to do a little family weekend in July. i have never seen the Yankees play in person. i've been a fan since 1982. i think we're also going to try to hit up the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, some of the breweries and restaurants up there. now, the tricky part will be getting the baseball tickets. needless to say, my 40th birthday has turned out to be much better than i thought it was going to be.

after i watched the Manchester United debacle this morning (more on that later) mom, my sister and i went out shopping. we hit Menards and found a few things we needed. the birds will be happy, that's for sure. after that, lunch. we went to the place where our cousin works as a bartender. it was my sister's first time there. i think she liked it. she ate all the food, so i guess. after that, we hit a discount store to look for more shit. more or less this is what my sister does just about every weekend. of course, she told me shit has to be 60% off before she'll leave her condo.

i got a sign today that says a clean house is a sign of a wasted life. i proudly put that fucker up in my room.

last night, the New York Rangers continued their mastery over Carolina. with the 4-1 win, they have now won 19 of the last 20 against them. in bigger news, with the win they have now won 2 games in a row for the first time since before Thanksgiving. thank fucking god.

they play tomorrow at Ottawa. thankfully, they didn't get stuck in the storm.

after that, i watched Dateline with my sister. she loves these kind of shows. Treehouse Masters was really good last night. the English cottage looked great. NJPW was excellent as well.

so this morning i woke up and really thought Manchester United was going to play good today. silly me. for some reason (injuries i suppose) LVG went with a back 3, which always means a back 5 because they have to possess before they can move forward. when Southampton scored late to win the game 1-0 (most likely karma for the Liverpool win) i was fucking furious. this was as dreadful as United has played all fucking season. how LVG keeps his job now is beyond me. there are plenty of people, including ones on the bench, that could be doing a better job.

enjoy some music kids:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Whitney Cummings HBO Special, Saturday Night Live and ROH.

i really hope everyone had a great Saturday. i'd love to get a long nap in, but i know that's not going to happen.

i will probably be on here early tomorrow, before the football games, the Royal Rumble, the return of The X-Files and god knows whatever else is going on tomorrow.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Empire of the Sun - Walking On a Dream
Houndmouth - Sedona
Chris Stapleton - Tennessee Whiskey

"By not going to school I learned that the world is a beautiful place and needs to be discovered." - Rutger Hauer

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