i told you so...

 so, the asshole in charge did exactly what i thought he would do last night. declare victory before all the votes were counted. i thought Jemele Hill put it best on the Vice News Tonight election special. if Biden wins, thank black people. if Trump wins, blame white people. she is exactly correct. i went to bed last night hearing about the 4 AM Milwaukee dump of votes that could flip Wisconsin. i woke up at 6 to take a piss and sure enough, Biden was leading Wisconsin. and then right around the time i was making breakfast, Detroit flipped Michigan to Biden. the beauty of this is all us pussies who mailed in our votes to avoid the crowds and a disease that can fucking kill you, it looks like we will win out in the end. all Biden has to do is win the states he is leading (and i won't be shocked if he doesn't end up winning Pennsylvania as well) and he will get to 270. i can't wait for Trump to file all the lawsuits, demand all the fucking recounts, talk endlessly about it being rigged, and then fucking pout all the way to January 20, 2021. i honestly hope he decides he's not leaving office and then maybe we all get to see him dragged out of the White House like the fucking loser he is. 

now, of course, none of the Democrats around here won. i live around a bunch of closet racists that love to have good shit but never want to pay for it. that's why the streets levy and the park levy failed here. i truly hope both go to shit. 

mom and i watched The Jesus Rolls last night. i thought it was okay at best, it did make me laugh in a few places.

we also watched the Stephen Colbert Election 2020 special last night on Showtime. that was hilarious.

now, i didn't get to see much of the Manchester United game today. i did see they lost to a team in Turkey they have no fucking business losing to. i would be really pissed about it, but...

i happened to find some baseball and football cards while i was out today. i got two boxes of cards at Rite Aid, one of which included a nice hit (Henry Owens Bowman Chrome Autographed card) in it. at Meijer, i actually found some 2020 Topps Gallery. i bought two packs and a blaster box. in the box, i finally pulled a Luis Robert rookie card. i've been searching for one of those all damn year it feels like. the two football packs i got were on clearance. they were 2019 Score cards. i definitely got my money's worth today.

enjoy some music:

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on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, NXT, AEW, The Masked Singer and I Can See Your Voice.

i love that the wannabe dictator running the show here wants all the votes to be counted in the states he's losing but wants to stop the vote counting in states he's winning. sounds like someone knows he's fucking lost and will be one of those one term presidents that no one will ever be fond for, expect for the racist lovers that will miss seeing their TV hero everyday.

all this truly makes me laugh. of course, i expect the dipshit to try to get the Supreme Court to fuck all this up and make him the winner, since that's why he packed the damn court the way he did anyway.

what his whole family is afraid of is honestly, going to fucking jail. and i love that someone has a $400 million loan due in 2021 and won't be able to pay it. might be time that someone has to put a hit on him. that's what happens when you fuck around with the Russians.

i have no damn clue when i will be on here tomorrow.

i've got cards to put away and a dinner to think about.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

wear your mask.

gracias Portland por legalizar las drogas

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Arcade Fire - Wake Up

4 Non Blondes - What's Up?

Andra Day - Rise Up

Violent Femmes - Add It Up (Live)

"We are not educated well enough to perform the necessary act of intelligently selecting our leaders." 

                                                                                     - Walter Cronkite

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

election day...

 ok, here is what i believe will happen tonight. at some point, the wannabe dictator asshole running this country will declare himself the winner tonight, long before all the votes are counted. he will do this so his supporters will believe if any other result is announced, the election has been stolen. this will create just enough chaos that the asshole will threaten to have lawsuit after lawsuit to throw out votes, especially from all the "illegal" voters that don't fucking exist. i am hoping that Biden wins in a landslide, but i know this country is too fucking stupid to have that happen. 

what pisses me off even more, there are no live sports on tonight and no shows that i want to watch, so i guess i might have to watch some of the movies i have on the DVR or something to take my mind off of this shit.

regardless, i hope you did vote today or hopefully, well before today, like i did.

and to be honest, i'm not a huge Biden fan. i just would like the presidency to return to fucking normal again. 

the season finale of We Are Who We Are was excellent last night.

The Voice was pretty good last night. next up will be the Battle Rounds.

Monday Night Raw was good last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight and Stephen Colbert's Election Night 2020: Democracy's Last Stand.

i was tempted to go out today and try to find some damn baseball cards so i would have something to do tonight instead of watching the fucking election results. i instead took a pretty good nap and woke up to a nun walking around the sidewalk in front of the house. talk about feeling like you had done the right drugs finally...

i'm not sure if i will get to watch Manchester United's game in the Champions League tomorrow. i will probably be doing the grocery shopping when it will be on. hopefully, they will win.

i should be on here tomorrow after i get all the shopping done. i'm hoping it will be a nice day, at least regarding the weather.

i need to pick up the trash here and next door, so that's all for me kids.

until tomorrow...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

wear your mask.

no querrían robar tu voto si no significara nada

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Living Colour - Cult of Personality

The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again

Rage Against The Machine - Take The Power Back

Guns N' Roses - Civil War

"With me, writing is 60% imagination, 30% people you know and 10% you don't know where it comes from." - Terrence McNally

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

always fun when you wake up in pain at 5 in the morning

i figured there was rain in the area when i woke up this morning at 5 in pain and needing to piss. and just my luck, there was no chance to fall back asleep as the words started belting me like protesters. i wrote out 2 poems that i typed up later in the morning. i like both of them. i'll probably get another round of submissions ready here soon. i'll squeeze those in between fantasy football and god knows what else.

that rain has been nothing more than some drizzle but that doesn't do shit for the pain. i think there's a cold front that still needs to come through. good times.

yesterday was a shitty sports day. the New York Yankees completely wasted a great outing from Tanaka, losing 2-1. and of course, Toronto won so the lead is back to 1 1/2 games. hopefully the Yankees win tonight, though CC is pitching so i know i'm hoping for ice water in hell.

team USA got their asses handed to them by Brazil last night. as soon as i saw who the USA was starting at center backs on the defense, i knew they were in trouble. sure enough, they lost 4-1. and honestly, the game never felt that close. i don't think the coach knows who the fuck he's going to play in that playoff game against Mexico in October. and that is a MUST win game.

Total Divas was the usual crazy bullshit last night, though this scene did make me smile:

Hard Knocks was excellent last night. i really enjoyed the bloopers at the end. i doubt the Texans will make the playoffs this year, but i think they will be better than some people think.

i was a little surprised that Stephen Colbert was more like his Comedy Central persona than i thought he was going to be last night. but, other than the Jeb Bush interview, i enjoyed the show.

kids, listen to some music:

now some of this and that:

i made my NFL picks for Week 1 today. in case anyone is interested, Green Bay is my lock this week.

on the DVR tonight will be Big Brother and one of my favorite shows from last year is finally back, You're The Worst. i will be watching NXT on the WWE Network tonight.

just saw a message where there's supposed to be thunderstorms in the area tonight. figures.

i hope this finds everyone naked and slightly drunk. or maybe thinking of emailing me something naughty. (that really is just for my new friend on Google+ in case she happens to read this)

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Metallica - Bleeding Me
David Bowie - Modern Love
The Band - It Makes No Difference
Lucero - Goodbye Again
Slayer - Cast The First Stone

"Boredom: the desire for desires." - Leo Tolstoy

and your wrestling videos of the week:

i imagine this is what hell feels like

first off, let me wish a happy birthday to my sister. she turns... like i'm going to say how old a woman is. one of those lessons you learn with time. i hope the wine goes down easy tonight.

another day in September where it feels like it is damn near 100 with all the fucking humidity. this is how hell feels i imagine. just when you should be getting ready to watch the leaves turn and enjoy apple cider, you need extra sunblock and the drinks never stay cold. but, you know, global warming is just some fucking myth.

the New York Yankees fell behind early yesterday, came back, lost the lead and then Greg Bird once again hit a HUGE home run to put the Yankees in the lead for good. a sloppy 8-6 win on a day where the Blue Jays got the shit beat out of them by the Red Sox. the difference is back to down a 1/2 game again. hopefully the Yankees can win again tonight.

Ohio State got off to a great start last night. and then, some mistakes, some db's falling asleep, and sure enough, they are trailing at halftime 17-14. thankfully, the Braxton Miller show started in the second half. he absolutely dominated catching and running the ball. and he had a spin move for the fucking ages last night. i did get a good laugh at halftime when they showed the Virginia Tech QB saying he was alright and it was going to take a hell of a lot more to knock him out. 2 plays later he broke his collarbone. there's a good lesson in karma kids. Ohio State gets their revenge from last season, winning 42-24. they won't really have another challenging game until November.

Monday Night Raw was ok last night. i sort of fast forwarded through all the shit i really didn't care about. this part though did have me laughing my ass off, remembering the Attitude era:

the Stone Cold Podcast after the show was excellent. i laughed for nearly the entire hour:

i got some FREE music on NoiseTrade today. i'll put those links down in the music section. now listen to some other music kids:

and now some of this and that:

tonight on the DVR will be Total Divas, the season finale of Hard Knocks, plus some other shit. i'll most likely be watching the USA take on Brazil tonight in a soccer friendly.

i am going to record the Late Show with Stephen Colbert and somehow work out a schedule to watch both him and Jimmy Fallon. i figure YouTube will play a role in that.

i've got the trash picked up. now i just have to decide when the fuck i'm going to take it down to the curb in this damn heat. i suppose midnight might work best.

got some words rumbling in my mind that will need to hit the paper soon. nothing concrete yet, but i've got a line that if i find the right one to go after it, look the fuck out.

that's all for me today. i hope everyone has recovered from the holiday weekend. if not, i'm sure there is a pill or app for that.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Wild Child - Past & Present
Paper Compass - Sing Me To Sleep
Elenowen - Dead and Gone

"There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed." - Peter Sellers

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