always fun to feel the sweat before 9 in the morning...

 i got up early this morning to fill the bird feeders and water the plants. it was already humid enough that i was sweating just walking around outside. good times.

i got my laundry done around midnight. being outside the last couple of days hasn't exactly helped my back at all. hopefully, i can get the water warm enough when i take my shower that my back will loosen up some.

Smackdown and 205 Live were both pretty good last night.

Pause with Sam Jay was excellent last night.

A Black Lady Sketch Show was fucking hilarious last night.

the Yankees turned a triple play last night against the White Sox. and then, they walked off a victory over them, 2-1. hopefully they will win again this afternoon.

here are your highlights from the NHL playoffs last night.

here are your highlights from the lone NBA game last night. now, the playoffs are set...

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be the season finale of Saturday Night Live, ROH and MLW.

i'm sure i will watch some of the NHL and NBA playoffs today and tonight.

i;m sure i'll probably watch some soccer today as well.

i will hopefully be on here tomorrow before Manchester United plays.

i need to go take a shower, so that's all for me kids.

i hope everyone has a great Saturday.

until tomorrow...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

wear your mask.

get the shot.

hay días donde gana el calor

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

AC/DC - That's The Way I Wanna Rock 'n' Roll

Van Halen - Black And Blue

Pixies - Where Is My Mind?

Kix - Don't Close Your Eyes

"Where there is no imagination there is no horror." - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

signs of life

amazingly, the sun was out today. of course, it was still cold, but there was sunshine. the lawn service that does three of the yards (including ours) in our cul-de-sac called today to say they will be here tomorrow. so i made sure to get out there and fill the bird feeders and fix some of the shit the wind has destroyed. it actually felt good to get a little sunshine after what seems like weeks of fucking clouds.

for National Poetry Month, i give you:

i feel sorry for the coaches on The Voice this year. there is so much damn talent on the show. they are bound to piss off a ton of people no matter who they choose to move on. i was blown away with some of the live performances last night. hopefully tonight will be more of the same.

Monday Night Raw was nearly perfect last night. and for me to say that, you know the show was great. Kevin Owens vs. Cesaro, yes please. Sami Zayn vs. AJ Styles, yes please. Anderson and Gallows finally showing up and destroying The Usos, thank god. Bray Wyatt finally getting a chance to show what every fucking fan knows he's capable of, thank you. now, if they can just turn Roman Reigns heel already and set up a summer where the suddenly deep roster can put on epic match after match, you'll have another generation hooked for life.

Gotham was fucking amazing last night. i really, really love that show.

enjoy some music kids:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be The Voice, Deadliest Catch and Total Divas.

the New York Yankees play at Toronto tonight. i will probably watch some of that, at least until the Yankees pitching goes to shit.

i've already got the trash all done and dishes put away, so i'm thinking it might be nap time.

tomorrow will be a bit of a clusterfuck with the NHL playoffs starting, so i will probably be on here in the morning.

hope this finds everyone enjoying some better weather for a change.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Kix - Don't Close Your Eyes
INXS - Never Tear Us Apart
David Bowie - Modern Love
U2 - All I Want Is You

"There is no off position on the genius switch." - David Letterman

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

riding the waves

so here's what happened at the doctor's office this morning. i got there a little early, so my gift was to wait until nearly 15 minutes after my appointment was supposed to be until i actually got in. good times. thankfully, my weight was down as was my A1C, which made the doctor really happy. we talked about my ankle and he looked at it. he figures it's tendinitis, but he ordered some x-rays just to make sure. so, i drove there and after waiting in line for 5 minutes behind a woman who shit her pants and another 15 minutes just to get registered to get the x-rays, i finally got in and had 3 x-rays done. i have to call the doc in a few days to see if anything is broken. if it comes back clean, the process will be time and patience. i figure it will be more like pain tolerance and plenty of drinking. i'll post a pic of the bar i have set up at the new house. let's just say i'm an alcoholic.

i sent out 11 poems today; 3 each to Dead Snakes and The Camel Saloon. i sent out 5 poems to Your One Phone Call. when i hear back from these places i'll pass along the verdicts.

it was when i was sending out those poems that i checked and saw my poems had been published on Horror Sleaze Trash. that poem "pink sweatpants" is about 98% true. man, i miss those days.

i watched WrestleMania last night. i was pleasantly surprised with how good the show was. i watched it on the WWE Network as Directv decided not to offer it this year. i was happy that i was able to stream the network through my Bluray player. look at me, finally in the 21st century. hot damn.

i'm really looking forward to Monday Night Raw tonight. this is ALWAYS the best Raw of the year. and after how good the ppv was last night, i'm expecting a fucking great show tonight.

the New York Rangers were the first team in the NHL to get to 100 points this season. sadly, they have shit the bed since that. hopefully they can turn it back up and win the division and go into the playoffs on fire.

i have made the finals of fantasy hockey for the 4th year in a row. hopefully i don't finish second like the last three years.

i got an email today asking for some poems for a broadside project. i guess i need to break out the pen and paper again. of course, i do have a few older poems now available as well. i will hopefully get that submission ready in the next few days.

hopefully the people coming to get the furniture for my sister's friend show up tomorrow. after that shit gets out of the garage, mom can start getting her shit over here. that should help her stress level some.

on the DVR tonight will be The Voice and god knows what else.

i'm just about ready to start hanging the artwork and whatnot in my room. once i get that done, then i'll post some pictures of just how fucking ridiculous my room is.

that's all for today. i'm slowly getting back in the groove. if i happen to carve out a few minutes for this tomorrow, look the fuck out.

hope everyone had a great weekend.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Grant Lee Buffalo - Fuzzy (Live)
The Band of Heathens - Hurricane
TV on the Radio - Careful You
Kix - Don't Close Your Eyes
Bruce Springsteen - I'm on Fire

"One of the most beneficial things I've ever learned is how to keep my mouth shut." - Eric Clapton