i can do more on fumes than most humans...

 so, i had an interesting conversation with my sister this morning. she sent me a May the 4th Be With You text this morning and i replied that i am going to need the force since i am running on less than 3 hours of sleep. she said she couldn't function if she had that little of sleep. i told her i have had over 30 years of experience of running on fumes. she then said she guesses she will be cremating mom and i on the same day. that made me howl and i told her, not likely. what i wanted to type was i will make sure to say something nice about her at her funeral. but i didn't. 

the reason i had less than 3 hours of sleep was twofold. first, the New York Rangers game last night went into 3 overtimes. that meant i was watching the other shit i had to watch last night much, much later than i was expecting. and secondly, my mother had one of those screams last night at 4:52 AM that you only hear in horror movies. i rushed into her room and said what's wrong. she told me to turn on the lights and swore she saw a person in her room getting ready to kill her. she admitted to me this morning that she has been seeing ghosts for the last two weeks. well fuck me. so yeah, i didn't sleep much after that.

the New York Rangers played a great first period last night. and then, for some fucking reason, they reverted back to trying to make everything cute and perfect. so, they pissed away a 2 goal lead last night. of course, the refs played a much larger role in the game than they ever should have. the Rangers scored late in the 3rd, but since the refs and the league are stuck on the Penguins dick forever, the goal did not stand. and of course, the Penguins scored in the 3rd overtime to win, 4-3. Igor stopped an amazing 79 of 83 shots yesterday for the Rangers. i'm not saying that Thursday is a MUST WIN for the Rangers, but it might as well be. i'm just hoping the game 1 loss doesn't scar the players as much as i know it does to us fans. i have a horror list of losses by the Rangers in multiple overtimes that if i let it, will keep me up for days as they replay in my mind.

here are your highlights from the other NHL playoff games last night:

the New York Yankees won their 11th straight game last night, defeating Toronto, 9-1. they will go for their 4th straight sweep tonight.

NXT was good last night.

Young Rock was very good last night.

Name That Tune was pretty good last night.

Holey Moley was crazy as usual last night.

Mayans was excellent last night.

Deadliest Catch was very good last night.

here are your highlights from the NBA playoffs last night:

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be AEW Dynamite and The Masked Singer.

i do plan on watching the CONCACAF Champions League final tonight between Pumas and Seattle. i think there is going to be well over 50,000 fans on hand tonight in Seattle.

i should be on here tomorrow in the morning (most likely) as mom has her physical therapy late in the afternoon tomorrow.

grocery shopping went well for the most part today. i got mom some yellow roses for Mother's Day. she was very surprised by that. 

i guess my sister will be down late Friday night for the weekend. 

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck war.

fuck blind officiating.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay socially distant.

get the fucking shot.

algunas pérdidas te marcan para siempre

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Metallica - One

Pantera - I'm Broken

Helmet - Unsung

Anthrax - Only

The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again

"I have been enlightened. I have fallen into poetry and it has swallowed me up." - Keith Haring

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: