nothing like driving home in a storm...

 i went to Meijer yesterday to find some things for mom. it started drizzling when i arrived. i did find everything on the list and by the time i was checking out, it was pouring outside. this also meant all the registers were running slow unless you were paying with cash. now, thank you to the woman in front of me in the line at Meijer. she might have had the best ass i have seen on a black woman in my entire life. that certainly made waiting way more fun than it should have been. it was raining so hard yesterday, that a much safer version of me would have pulled over and just waited. so, of course, i drove straight through. we had 1.7 inches of rain in under 45 minutes. thankfully, i was able to find some better lighting for mom's bathroom. i'm hoping that will help her not fall again in there.

the New York Yankees won yesterday against the White Sox, 7-5. they play a doubleheader today. hopefully, the Yankees will win both games.

George Carlin's American Dream, Part 2 was excellent last night. i would highly recommend both parts of the documentary.

the season finale of Saturday Night Live was very good last night. it was the final show for Kate McKinnon, Aidy Bryant, Pete Davidson and Kyle Mooney. 

here are your highlights from the NHL playoff game last night. there are 3 games today.

here are your highlights from the NBA playoffs last night:

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Barry, The Baby, Last Week Tonight, Gaslit, Ziwe.

the New York Rangers play Game 3 this afternoon at home against Carolina. this is a MUST WIN game, that's for sure.

Manchester United closes out the season today at Crystal Palace. if United wins, they will clinch a spot in the Europa League next season. if not, they will most likely finish 7th, if West Ham wins. given all the injuries and whatnot, i could see them losing today to a Palace squad that has absolutely nothing to play for other than pride.

i almost forgot about The Preakness Stakes yesterday.

i'm going to try to be on here tomorrow before mom's physical therapy appointment.

i hope everyone had a good Saturday. i hope your Sunday will be even better.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck war.

fuck the police.

stay healthy.

black lives matter.

stay socially distant.

get the fucking shot.

qué tengas un lindo día

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Marcus King - Wildflowers & Wine

Hard Working Americans - I Don't Have A Gun / Stomp & Holler (Live)

AC/DC - If You Want Blood (You've Got It)

Metallica - The Small Hours

"Have a very good reason for everything you do." - Sir Laurence Olivier

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: