will wonders ever cease...

i woke up this morning to a nice coating of snow on the ground. jesus fucking christ, when the fuck will spring decide to stay around for more than a day or so? i told my mother what really has happened because of climate change, we only have two seasons now. hot and cold. that's it. at least i am old enough to remember when there was four seasons.

here is your poetry for this day of National Poetry Month:

i'll be honest, when Manchester City got up 2-0 in the first half over Manchester United today, i wasn't pleased. and i turned the game off. i started watching the baseball game. about 30 minutes later i checked the score. i expected to see City up 4 or 5-0. the score was 2-2. Paul Pogba scored 2 goals 97 seconds apart. i fought off every urge to turn back to the game, as it was obvious United had come back because i wasn't watching. i did turn back just as Chris Smalling was scoring the eventual game winner for United, 3-2. holy fucking shit. to see the look at the end of the game on City's players and fans was priceless. and i loved what Smalling said was the message at halftime from the special one... you guys don't want to be the clowns standing around watching them raise a trophy. man, if only United could play entire games like they play second halves...

the New York Yankees lost last night 7-3 in 14 innings. they had more players get injured than runs scored. great. thankfully, they were able to get the victory this afternoon 8-3. they will go for the split in the series with Baltimore tomorrow afternoon.

the New York Rangers are currently losing at Philadelphia 2-0 in the second period. if the Rangers would win today, it would probably knock the Flyers out of the playoffs. that certainly doesn't look like it's going to happen. oh well. another loss would help the Rangers draft position.

Vice was excellent last night. it's stupid how many children are in jail in this country.

NJPW was really good last night.

the WWE Hall of Fame ceremonies went on forever last night. but, it was a good kickoff to WrestleMania weekend.

Real Time with Bill Maher was pretty funny last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Saturday Night Live and ROH. i will be watching NXT Takeover: New Orleans for most of the evening on WWE Network.

last night, i didn't get to sleep until 5 in the morning. i'm not sure if it was the snow or no alcohol or just having a fucking brain that never shuts off. when i got up around 10 this morning, it felt like i didn't sleep at all. i figure one of these days all of this is going to catch up to me and i will either sleep like my sister does (10 or so hours at a time) or i will sleep and never wake up. and honestly, there are plenty of days where i wouldn't mind either.

that's all for me kids. i hope your Saturday is awesome.

bebe uno para mí, por favor

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Metallica - Bleeding Me
Five Finger Death Punch - Fake
Slayer - Seasons in the Abyss
Pantera - Walk

"What we need is not the will to believe, but the wish to find out." - William Wordsworth

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: