sometimes, there is no pleasure in the pain...

the rain last night was just enough to have me in misery for most of the night. and as good as i am at finding pleasure in the pain on most days, last night certainly wasn't one of those nights. 2 more days until i start drinking again. i can barely contain my joy.

here is your poetry for this day of National Poetry Month:

the New York Yankees defeated the Twins last night 14-1. Miguel Andujar is on a streak that is hotter than hot at the moment. when your name is being tossed around with Joe DiMaggio and Mickey Mantle, you know you are doing something right. the game got so bad last night, the Twins used a position player to get the final outs. hopefully the Yankees can win again tonight.

The Voice was pretty good last night. i have no clue who is getting eliminated tonight.

The Late Late Show Carpool Karaoke Primetime Special was pretty good last night.

Monday Night Raw was excellent last night. i am really looking forward to the Greatest Royal Rumble this Friday from Saudi Arabia.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, Smackdown, The Voice, The Chris Gethard Show, The Jim Jefferies Show and Deadliest Catch. i'll watch 205 Live sometime tonight on WWE Network.

i am bringing along my little notebook while mom is at her physical therapy session. i'd love to write a few more poems for this month. i'll have plenty to choose from for my submissions for May then.

after her physical therapy, i believe we're going to go to the Menards store down there. that's the only place around here where i can find pepper suet for a good price. the birds love that shit and the squirrels hate it. and i think we need a few other things as well. after that, it will be a really late lunch/early dinner someplace down there. and once we get back home, i'll have to do the trash and hopefully get that done before all the shows begin.

hence why i'm doing the blog this morning.

here are your highlights from the NHL and NBA playoffs last night:

now i need to go take a shower. enjoy that visual.

una mente enferma es un lugar sorprendentemente saludable

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Elvis Costello - Alison
K's Choice - Not an Addict
Stone Temple Pilots - Dead & Bloated

"Ideas are easy. It's the execution of ideas that really separates the sheep from the goats." - Sue Grafton

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: