rain, you bastard

so i was in the waiting room of the chiropractor's office today and it was pouring outside. raining so hard that people were thinking twice about going out to their cars. this beautiful older woman was getting ready to leave and she happened to see the rain and think twice. she then sat down right next to me. my arthritis is fucking raging and here is my "dream" woman sitting next to me. long legs, glasses, perfect smell, fuck me i'm in so much pain that i can't even think of small talk at the moment. she eventually looked up from her phone and asked me if it was still raining hard. i told her it had lightened up a bit. she looked out the window and said, well, i might as well go now. if i was a smooth motherfucker, i would have said something. sadly, i'm not. but, at least i know what the next poems will be about.

the New York Yankees lost last night, 7-4. they are certainly going in the wrong direction if they want to make the playoffs. they play Boston again this afternoon.

Big Brother was a recap episode last night, mostly what had happened on the season, a few unseen clips, etc. i think Paul is in the driver's seat to win it all this season. the finale is on Wednesday.

NJPW was excellent last night.

Treehouse Masters was great last night. they were building this awesome structure at Zac Brown's Southern Ground camp. it was amazing.

High Maintenance was fucking hilarious last night. yet another show that makes me miss my days of smoking pot.

enjoy some music:

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on the DVR tonight will be ROH.

the World Cup of Hockey starts today. i will probably watch some of the games. i know that team USA takes on team Europe this afternoon.

Ohio State takes on Oklahoma tonight at Oklahoma. this should a great test for the young Buckeyes.

i'll probably watch some other college football games as well today.

i'll be on here tomorrow after Manchester United plays. hopefully i will be in a good mood.

i hope everyone has a great Saturday. call if you need bail money.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Matthew Sweet - Sick Of Myself
Sneaker Pimps - 6 Underground
Grant Lee Buffalo - Fuzzy
The Afghan Whigs - When We Two Parted

"People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense." - Ken Kesey

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it must have come in with the rain

so as i was watching the third rain delay of the Yankees game last night, i was mumbling about the umpires truly fucked this one up. fast forward a few hours and as an obvious penalty doesn't get called in favor of Manchester United, the bad mojo becomes obvious. so now i'm in my room trying to play music to drown out the noise from the children and my sister's friends. i don't like people when i'm normal, why the fuck on earth would people expect me to like them when i'm pissed?

the New York Yankees did win last night, 7-5. that's 6 in a row and 10 games over .500 finally. they are now 1 game out of a playoff spot. hopefully they keep the ball rolling this afternoon.

Treehouse Masters was pretty cool last night. it was a montage of different treehouses from around the world.

NJPW was excellent last night.

the USA beat Canada last night, 4-2, in a World Cup of Hockey exhibition game. the game was chippy and physical as hell. that's exactly how the USA has to play if they want to get a medal in this competition. plus, anytime you fucking beat Canada, it's a great day.

so i woke up pretty damn early this morning to watch Manchester United play. i wish the players would have done the same. United was badly outplayed by Shitty in the first half. the only reason the score was 2-1 was Shitty's goalie making a mistake that ended up in the back of the net. United made a couple changes at halftime and really played much better in the second half. but, no luck in scoring. talk about starting my weekend with a shitty taste in my mouth.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be ROH and Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

i was hoping my sister would have had a better reaction to the coffee i got her. she mostly looked like she couldn't care less. i probably won't bother to ask if she makes it or not. i guess she'll enjoy the liquor though. i got her that as the gift from mom.

Ohio State plays Tulsa this afternoon. hopefully the damn kids are gone by then and Ohio State wins again.

i figure i will watch the college football game tonight played at the NASCAR track in Bristol, Tennessee. that should be pretty amazing.

i took mom to the chiropractor this morning. she can barely walk. i told her that she needs to call her doctor on Monday and get the fucking MRI done as quickly as possible. the two times she has gotten worse was both times after the prednisone ran out. so i'm guessing it's going to either be injections or surgery or both after the MRI. good times.

so most of this weekend i think i will be helping her.

i hope everyone has a great Saturday. call if you need bail money.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Lucero - I Woke Up In New Orleans
Andrew Belle - Dive Deep
Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble - Life by the Drop
Guided by Voices - Dig Through My Window

"It is a rare and difficult attainment to grow old gracefully and happily." - Arnold Palmer

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some demons you can never escape

so i heard from one of my closest friends today for the first time since April. i knew that it wasn't going to be good, given how long it had been. sure enough, all the progress that was made is now gone. back to madness and turmoil. she said she would send me her remains in a wooden urn. so, i guess i have that to look forward to.

i get the feeling that i'll be writing some poems tonight.

the New York Yankees got a walk off home run from Tyler Austin to win 5-4 last night. that's 5 wins in a row and now 9 games over .500, all highs for the season. they are only 2 games out of a playoff spot now. hopefully this crazy and unbelievable run keeps going tonight.

Big Brother went as i expected last night. Natalie was evicted and Corey is the new HOH. it will be very interesting to see who goes this week.

Better Things was fucking hilarious last night. i had to record it twice because of the fucking storms that rumbled through here last night. it was worth it. i highly recommend this show on FX.

Fuck, That's Delicious was great last night. i know i'll never get to Perth, Australia, so it was very interesting to watch.

the NFL game last night was basically a tale of two halves. Carolina dominated the first half and then ran out of gas. Denver won 21-20.

the TNA Impact match last night between The Hardys and Decay was a waste of fucking time. it was nowhere near as good as The Final Deletion.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be NJPW and Treehouse Masters. i might watch some of the World Cup of Hockey exhibition game as well tonight.

mom wanted to go out today but she thinks she twisted something in her back, which isn't good. i've told her to take her pain pills with a shot of whiskey, as that would give it that extra kick she probably needs. she always says after that that i'm trying to kill her. i explain no, i need you to die of natural causes so i don't get fucked out of the will.

tomorrow is going to be a clusterfuck to say the least. the day will start off with the Manchester derby between Manchester United and Manchester Shitty. that will be on early in the morning. after that, i have to take mom to the chiropractor and then my sister should be coming down sometime around noon. i'll be on here after all that and hopefully before the Ohio State game against Tulsa.

i hope everyone has a great weekend. take it easy and then take it again.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

John Lennon - Mind Games
Tori Amos - Flicker
The Jesus and Mary Chain - Just Like Honey
Alabama Shakes - You Ain't Alone (Live)
Beach Slang - We Are Nothing

"The two most powerful warriors are patience and time." - Leo Tolstoy

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