the perfect way to start the weekend...

when Manchester United went down 1-0 today, i was not a happy camper. but, much like in the days of Sir Alex, that goal woke them the fuck up. from that point on, i thought United really outplayed Tottenham for most of the game. goals from Alexis and Ander Herrera gave United the 2-1 victory. that means next month they will be playing for a trophy. they will be in the FA Cup final against either Chelsea or Southampton. i don't think it matters who United faces, they are the better team. they will just need to prove it. May 19th can't get here soon enough.

the New York Yankees couldn't keep a lead last night and ended up losing 8-5. they figured something out overnight and defeated Toronto 9-1 this afternoon. they will have a chance to actually win a series tomorrow. hopefully they will do that.

VICE last night was very good.

NJPW was excellent last night.

Major League Wrestling was much better than i thought it was going to be last night. but, i'm going to love anything that has Pentagon Jr. in it.

Real Time with Bill Maher was great last night.

Wyatt Cenac's Problem Areas was very good last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be ROH.

i actually got out this morning and put out some bird food. the weather is supposedly going to get better in the next few days. of course, i've heard that shit before. as of right now, this is the coldest April in this area in recorded history.

i will probably watch some of the playoff games tonight, both basketball and hockey.

i'll probably be on here tomorrow in the morning. i definitely want to be on here before the Yankees play in the afternoon tomorrow.

i hope everyone has a great Saturday. i hope you were able to get out for Record Store Day. and i hope your evening is a good one.

el alcohol debe estar fluyendo como un río esta noche

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Avicii - Lay Me Down
Twiddle - Syncopated Healing (Live)
Bassnectar - Into the Sun
Ekoostik Hookah - Loner
Prince - Nothing Compares 2 U

"A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow." - Charlotte Bronte

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

and just in case anyone thought i would forget, here is your poetry for this day of National Poetry Month:

stuck out in the rain

we got a little rain last night. but, just a few hours after it, it didn't look like we got much. it was already dry. so, i said we needed a nice long rain. well, guess who got fucking stuck out in the rain today? right after i got done feeding the animals, i was walking out the door to go to town to get the mail and sure enough, it starts to rain. by the time i am down at the end of the lane, it is coming down in sheets. just my luck, the trash cans didn't have the lids on and the huge recycle bin was already collecting water. needless to say, by the time i got back in the truck from getting the paper, i was fucking soaked. it was spooky driving as the dumb fucks out here in the sticks rarely turn on their lights when it is raining. thankfully, i wasn't the truck that nearly got swiped by the trash truck. i was 200 feet back from that near disaster. and wouldn't you know it, the second i step out of the post office, it stops raining. talk about wanting to punch mother nature right in the face.

hope everyone enjoys my new YouTube videos. got that inspiration while i was taking the trash down yesterday. i figured i was going to take pictures of the new kittens anyway. why not just make it an adorable video with a dirty poem included. i love my creative outbursts.

finally got to talk to, let's just call her, my dream woman, on the phone today. such an amazing, thick accent. incredibly sexy. of course, these old ears are going to have a hell of a time hearing her through the static. she is in Alaska of course. that figures. no woman that is TRULY into me would live anywhere near me. oh well. time to strap in for the crazy ride once again.

you know it is getting ready for fantasy football time when you see this video come out:

since golf ran late last night, i only got to see bits and pieces of Big Brother. man, i wish Frankie would get out of the house soon. Ray Donovan was good once again. The Strain was great as usual, although it seemed like there was a ton of commercials in it last night. Last Week Tonight was funny as hell last night. Masters of Sex was good once again as well. i'm liking this season more than the first one.

as for tonight, i figure i will be watching Monday Night Raw for most of the evening. it's Hulk Hogan's birthday, so i figure the show will be a trip down memory lane.

the Yankees lost again yesterday, 4-1, to ruin what could have been a great home stand. they face some must win games in Baltimore starting tonight if they really want to go to the playoffs this season.

i decided to treat myself today and cashed in some of my survey points to get some iTunes gift codes. you'll see that madness below.

i hope everyone had a great weekend. mine was a little sad when i heard the news of the death of a former Dayton basketball player. http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketball/eye-on-college-basketball/24656114/college-hoops-journeyman-matt-derenbecker-found-dead-in-pool way too young. rest in peace Matt.

that's all for today. see you again sometime tomorrow...

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, love, peace, hate mail, etc.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Avicii - Levels
Dada - Dizz Knee Land
Noah Gundersen - Ledges
Justin Townes Earle - Christchurch Woman
Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch
The Heavy - How You Like Me Now
William Fitzsimmons - Acoustic Sessions EP
Shooter Jennings - Don't Wait Up (I'm Playin' Possum)

"To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me." - Joe Rogan