these are the days where i see just how easy it would be to be a sociopath...

i was in line at the pharmacy for around 30 minutes today. i could hear the older couple behind me talking about this is ridiculous and how they need to find a new pharmacy. there was this child, maybe 3 or 4 years old, running around, going nuts and all the while i was mumbling to myself, if i wasn't this patient, i would kill people. if i wasn't this patient, i would kill people. i fought off every urge to letting the shopping cart roll right into the kid. the funny thing was once i finally got up to the counter, i was there for almost 2 minutes. i got the rest of the shopping done, knowing damn well i hadn't eaten lunch before i went to the store. more on that later. i got everything we needed today and somehow managed to keep it under $80. i might just have a fucking drink tonight for that alone.

i sent out 20 poems today. my arthritis was and still is fucking killing me today, so i wasn't able to copy and paste the poems into emails like normal. i had to retype all 20 poems. joy. i sent 3 poems each to Rusty Truck and The Beatnik Cowboy; 4 poems to The Rye Whiskey Review (already accepted for publication); 5 poems each to Horror Sleaze Trash and Academy Of The Heart And Mind. when i hear back from these places, i will pass along the verdicts.

here are your videos for this day of National Poetry Month:

i did watch most of the NHL playoff games last night. i will hopefully catch some of the games tonight.

the Frozen Four was excellent last night. the championship game on Saturday will be Minnesota Duluth vs. UMass.

Better Things was excellent last night.

Desus & Mero was hilarious last night.

i didn't fall asleep last night until 4 in the morning. it felt like i had a fucking locomotive racing down my spine most of the evening. apparently, i fell asleep right before the storms came. when i got out of bed around 9, it felt like every bone in my body was broken. good times.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, NJPW, Real Time with Bill Maher and Wyatt Cenac's Problem Areas.

the New York Yankees start a series tonight at home against the White Sox. the Yankees put their 12th guy on the injured list today. this team is killing me at the moment. they are already losing 1-0. joy.

i'm going to try to be on here tomorrow before Manchester United plays. but in case i'm not, here's the preview:

i hope everyone has a great weekend. i hope the weather isn't as crazy as it is here.

Me encanta lo creativos que son los estafadores en estos días.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Tom Morello w/Gary Clark Jr. & Gramatik - Can't Stop the Bleeding
Lizzo w/Missy Elliott - Tempo
Cassius w/Cat Power - Feel Like Me

"There is no off position on the genius switch." - David Letterman

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: