my hatred for humanity only grows when i have to drive...

i had to drive mom to her doctor's appointment today. this doctor's office is about 45 minutes away or so. it's south of where we live, in the part of the county where most of the yuppies and assholes live. and sure enough, the number of cars with motherfuckers looking at their phones... it drove me fucking insane. now, we left early enough to get there on time even with these assholes. mom doesn't do well in a car anymore. she really can't go without being in pain after 30 minutes. the appointment went well. the doctor prescribed a pill that should help her. it's the same thing i'm on for the pinched nerve in my neck. i'm guessing i'll be picking that up sometime in the next few days. after the appointment, we went to lunch at Rusty Bucket. mom loves the place and i have never had a bad meal there. after lunch, since the appointment went way later than mom thought it would, i knew the traffic was going to be shitty on the way home. i really don't complain until someone is doing something stupid. talking on the phone, that drives me nuts. but, what pisses me off more is when a motherfucker is going 30 in a 45. for the love of christ, get the fuck out of the way. and then when a guy cut me off without using his turn signal, i just looked at my mother and said, someone wants to die today. and honestly, i know there will come a day when i'm going to snap. the law of averages has deemed it so. so, please remember my finer moments on this earth when that day comes. not that there is an abundance of shit to draw from, but they do exist.

the New York Yankees lost yesterday to Detroit, 2-1. i was hoping the offense would wake the fuck up this afternoon in Baltimore. when i got home, the Yankees were losing 3-1. thank god, Gleyber Torres decided enough was enough. he had 4 hits today, including 2 home runs and the Yankees came from behind and won 8-4. all 8 runs the Yankees scored today were from home runs. it's always nice to ruin a team's home opener. and i can finally drink again. i'll have the videos of the Yankees winning tomorrow. they are off tomorrow and play again on the weekend.

the New York Rangers lost yesterday at home to Ottawa, 4-1. always good when you mail in a game against the worst team in the league. hopefully it improves the Rangers chances in the draft lottery.

NXT was really good last night.

NXT UK was really good as well.

What We Do in the Shadows was hilarious last night.

the series finale of You're The Worst was fucking perfect last night. as it was put in two reviews i read last night, this was the best show EVER to talk about depression in a real way. i'm going to miss the show dearly.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, The Big Bang Theory, Young Sheldon, the season finale of Will & Grace, Better Things and Desus & Mero.

i did listen to episode 232 of Notsam Wrestling this morning. you can find that by going here:
https://soundcloud.com/srwrestling/the-miz-notsam-wrestling-232

here are your videos for this day of National Poetry Month.

i have absolutely no clue when i will be on here tomorrow. i have to do the grocery shopping in the morning. i have to do it then because i have take mom to her accountant to do the taxes in the afternoon. i'm hoping that doesn't last for fucking ever like it normally does. if it gets done quick, i'll be back here to write the blog before NXT Takeover: New York happens tomorrow night. if that schedule doesn't work out, which i have my doubts because it's going to be raining and my arthritis will want to play... the blog won't happen until after wrestling tomorrow night. so, in all honesty, if you don't see me on here in the afternoon, expect the blog around 2 or 3 in the morning Friday night/Saturday morning. good times.

that's all for me kids. until tomorrow...

mi padre me bendijo con su gen de gilipollas

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

The Mountain Goats - No Children
Slothrust - 7:30 AM
Muddy Waters - Champagne & Reefer (Live)

"If we lose love and self respect for each other, this is how we finally die." - Maya Angelou

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: