breakfast at noon again

i spent most of last night watching television, so when i got into my room around 2 in the morning, i knew i was going to have a shit load of emails to check. sure enough, 165 emails later and it was nearly 5 in the morning. joy. anyone want to buy me a new television for my room?

in case you were wondering, Manchester United lost 3-0 yesterday. they are out of the Champions League. so now, all the emphasis has to be put on getting into the top 4 of the Premier League. they will probably have to win out in the league for that to happen. joy.

i am still fucking stunned that Columbus swept Tampa Bay in the NHL playoffs. i told my sister she needs to do herself a favor and get tickets for the next round. the Blue Jackets will either play Toronto or Boston.

here are your highlights from the NHL playoffs last night:

here are your highlights from the NBA playoffs last night:

the New York Yankees whipped Boston last night, 8-0. i'd love to see that again tonight.

The Voice was pretty good last night. i didn't mind any of the performers that are now eliminated from the show. now, that might change next week.

i thought Smackdown was pretty good last night. the superstar shakeup should make the shows more interesting, that is of course, if creative doesn't drop the ball, as usual.

205 Live was pretty good last night as well.

Miz & Mrs. was hilarious last night.

The Jim Jefferies Show was excellent last night.

Deadliest Catch was really good last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, What We Do in the Shadows and Dark Side of the Ring. i'll be watching the playoffs and some baseball for most of the evening. i'll catch NXT sometime tonight on WWE Network.

i did watch NXT UK this afternoon. it was good, as usual.

the trip to the bank was good today. it was warm enough to actually have the window down and the radio up. and i guess the woman at the bank must know me now. it was the first time in months that i didn't need to show my ID. mom wanted Burger King for lunch today. i think it's because of the frozen drinks.

here are your videos for this day of National Poetry Month:

the rain is supposed to be moving in soon. at least, that's what my arthritis is telling me and everyone mowing their fucking grass today. of course, ours didn't get mowed.

i'll probably be on here in the afternoon tomorrow.

until then...

Enamorarse de mujeres hermosas es peligroso para su salud.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Concrete Blonde - Tomorrow, Wendy
Jawbreaker - Kiss the Bottle
Royal Deluxe - I'm Gonna Do My Thing

"My computer is littered with abandoned projects." - Nick Hornby

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: