the rainy days are the worst...

i woke up this morning and my whole body was aching. i didn't have to look out the window to know it was fucking raining. i know, as i get older, this is only going to get worse. joy.

it's hard to believe the NFL Draft starts tonight. since the New Orleans Saints don't have a first round pick this year, i'm just interested in seeing where the Ohio State players go.

the New York Yankees were behind 5-0 last night. amazingly, they came back to win the game over the Angels, 6-5. they go for the sweep of the series tonight. of course, yet another injury as Clint Frazier is now on the injured list. that's the 15th player so far this season. just fucking crazy.

here are your highlights from the NHL playoffs last night. round 2 starts tonight.

here are your highlights from the NBA playoffs last night:

NXT was excellent last night, as was WWE Worlds Collide.

What We Do in the Shadows was fucking hilarious last night.

Dark Side of the Ring was about the murder of Bruiser Brody last night. i still remember watching his matches when i was a kid.

here are your videos for this day of National Poetry Month:

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, The Big Bang Theory, Young Sheldon, Life in Pieces, Better Things and the series finale of Gotham.

i'll be flipping between the NFL Draft, playoff games in the NHL and NBA, some baseball and god knows what else tonight.

i'll probably be on here tomorrow after i get back from the grocery store.

mom had the plumber out here this morning to fix our toilet. thankfully, it was an easy fix for him. i think tomorrow morning is the window guy. i don't think mom is happy at how much air gets through windows she paid about the price of a car for.

on top of everything else, it's supposed to rain like a motherfucker tonight. good times.

until tomorrow...

las almas desesperadas son tan poco atractivas

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood
Framing Hanley - Lollipop (Bonus Track)
Gym Class Heroes - Cupid's Chokehold / Breakfast In America
Rihanna - Umbrella (Travis Barker Remix)

"Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts." - Edward R. Murrow

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: