happy earth day

 i went out and fed the birds this morning. i was thinking it was going to be raining, so when it wasn't, i figured it would be a good time to get the suet out. plus, i wanted to get it done before the grass got mowed, which is happening now. i hope everyone does something productive for the earth today. anything really...

here are your two videos for this day of National Poetry Month:

the New York Yankees lost last night at home to Toronto, 6-1. hopefully, they will do better this afternoon.

the New York Knicks defeated Cleveland last night, 99-79, to go up 2-1 in their series.

here are your highlights from the NBA playoffs last night:

here are your highlights from the NHL playoffs last night:

Smackdown and NXT Level Up were both really good last night.

Real Time with Bill Maher was hilarious last night.

A Black Lady Sketch Show last night was fucking funny as hell.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be AEW Rampage.

the New York Rangers play Game 3 tonight at home against New Jersey. would love to see the boys destroy the Devils yet again.

i'm sure i will watch plenty of the NBA and NHL playoffs today and tonight. i will probably watch some MLS games today as well.

i'll probably be on here tomorrow before Manchester United plays in the FA Cup semifinal against Brighton.

i hope everyone has a great Saturday.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck war.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay off the fucking streets.

get the fucking shot.

feliz día de la Tierra

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Baaba Maal w/The Very Best - Freak Out

Acid Tongue - Consumerism

Dan Peters - Jenny Lake

Guided By Voices - Do the Earth

Folk Implosion - Natural One

"Satire is a lesson, parody is a game." - Vladimir Nabokov

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

this crazy world...

so, i heard from probably my first fan really of my poetry the other day. she and i lost track of each other over the years for one reason or another. so, you can imagine my surprise with a little trip down memory lane. hard to fucking believe she's a widow now and has cancer. sometimes tragedy bleeds through the page.

my ultrasound was a test of my pain tolerance today. i went 14 hours or so without any food or water. and this woman doing the test pressed down on my ribs as hard as she fucking could. i was holding my breath hoping i would quickly find the pleasure in the pain. thankfully, i showed up early and was done with the visit before the appointment was actually scheduled to start. good times.

Manchester United defeated Manchester City 2-0 yesterday. that made me a very happy boy.

WWE Elimination Chamber was pretty good last night.

the Dayton Flyers women's team defeated VCU yesterday 52-48 to win the A10 Championship.

the season finale of The Outsider was fucking brilliant last night.

Avenue 5 was hilarious last night.

Curb Your Enthusiasm was great last night.

Last Week Tonight was brilliant as usual.

Axios was good last night.

Batwoman was very good last night.

Our Cartoon President was fucking hilarious last night.

the season finale of Kidding was good last night.

Homeland was really good last night.

here are your XFL highlights from yesterday:

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, The Voice, the season finale of The New Pope, the finale of McMillion$ and Desus & Mero. i'll be watching Monday Night Raw for most of the evening.

i did listen to episode 281 of Notsam Wrestling this afternoon. you can find that by going here:
https://soundcloud.com/notsamwrestling/elimination-chamber-the-real

watching the stock market tank today reminded of one of the good things about being poor. you never lose money like that.

i hope everyone had a great weekend.

i have no damn clue when i'll be on here tomorrow. i know it's supposed to storm tonight, so i doubt i get anything resembling fucking sleep. joy.

until then kids...

¿Alguien encuentra el amor en este mundo loco?

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Acid Tongue - Bullies
Of Montreal - Peace To All Freaks
CocoRosie - Werewolf
Marilyn Manson - Lunchbox

"Authors want their names down in history; I want to keep smoke coming out of the chimney."
                                                                                              - Mickey Spillane

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: