this crazy world...

so, i heard from probably my first fan really of my poetry the other day. she and i lost track of each other over the years for one reason or another. so, you can imagine my surprise with a little trip down memory lane. hard to fucking believe she's a widow now and has cancer. sometimes tragedy bleeds through the page.

my ultrasound was a test of my pain tolerance today. i went 14 hours or so without any food or water. and this woman doing the test pressed down on my ribs as hard as she fucking could. i was holding my breath hoping i would quickly find the pleasure in the pain. thankfully, i showed up early and was done with the visit before the appointment was actually scheduled to start. good times.

Manchester United defeated Manchester City 2-0 yesterday. that made me a very happy boy.

WWE Elimination Chamber was pretty good last night.

the Dayton Flyers women's team defeated VCU yesterday 52-48 to win the A10 Championship.

the season finale of The Outsider was fucking brilliant last night.

Avenue 5 was hilarious last night.

Curb Your Enthusiasm was great last night.

Last Week Tonight was brilliant as usual.

Axios was good last night.

Batwoman was very good last night.

Our Cartoon President was fucking hilarious last night.

the season finale of Kidding was good last night.

Homeland was really good last night.

here are your XFL highlights from yesterday:

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, The Voice, the season finale of The New Pope, the finale of McMillion$ and Desus & Mero. i'll be watching Monday Night Raw for most of the evening.

i did listen to episode 281 of Notsam Wrestling this afternoon. you can find that by going here:
https://soundcloud.com/notsamwrestling/elimination-chamber-the-real

watching the stock market tank today reminded of one of the good things about being poor. you never lose money like that.

i hope everyone had a great weekend.

i have no damn clue when i'll be on here tomorrow. i know it's supposed to storm tonight, so i doubt i get anything resembling fucking sleep. joy.

until then kids...

¿Alguien encuentra el amor en este mundo loco?

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Acid Tongue - Bullies
Of Montreal - Peace To All Freaks
CocoRosie - Werewolf
Marilyn Manson - Lunchbox

"Authors want their names down in history; I want to keep smoke coming out of the chimney."
                                                                                              - Mickey Spillane

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: