the art of holding a shit for 25 minutes...

 so, i was sitting in the waiting area while mom was getting the injection for her back. i felt some gas coming on and knew it wasn't going to be one of those farts where you can get away with in public. i started to think about baseball or whatever to not concentrate on the building pressure. mom got done and i got her into the Highlander and thought i was doing pretty good. i had to shift a few times while i was driving. she wanted a Frozen Coke from McDonald's so i went there. thankfully, there was no line. 5 minutes later i was pulling into the driveway. now, i have learned over the years to not panic and rush in these situations. take your time and rush when it is is necessary. i made it to the toilet after i put mom's rollator away in the garage. thankfully, it all made it into the toilet. holy fuck. i'm surprised i didn't break the fucking thing. 20 minutes later, i was taking a nap. what a day.

Manchester United defeated Crystal Palace today 3-0 in the Carabao Cup. that was a pleasure to watch. what a change. the teams will play again on Saturday in the Premier League.

the Yankees won yesterday against Arizona, 6-4. that was the final home game of the season. they start a series tonight at Toronto. they need to win 3 of the last 6 to finish over .500 for the 31st season in a row.

The Voice was really good last night.

Monday Night Raw was good last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be NXT, the season finale of Deadliest Catch, Inside the NFL, two episodes of Welcome to Wrexham, Name That Tune and The Voice.

Jade Cargill has signed with WWE. i'm very happy about that.

i should be on here tomorrow after i get all the grocery shopping done.

i think it is supposed to rain tomorrow. i know we need it but i am going to be in pain, that's for sure.

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck war.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay off the fucking streets.

get the fucking shot.

El arte de aguantar una caca durante veinticinco minutos.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Katherion - Roses and Daisies

DOPE LEMON - Salt & Pepper

The Goo Goo Dolls - Iris

Glass Animals - Gooey

The Black Lillies - Where The Black Lillies Grow

"Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go." - T.S. Eliot

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: