how i just love waking up to the sound of a lawnmower...

it never fucking fails. a Saturday morning where i feel like i could actually get some decent fucking sleep for a change. sure enough, 9 in the morning, i wake up to the sounds of a fucking lawnmower. god, how i miss these days on the fucking farm where humanity was far enough away i never had to hear them.

Vice News Tonight had another great week of shows.

Real Time with Bill Maher was hilarious last night.

Los Espookys was excellent last night.

at the Women's World Cup, USWNT defeated France yesterday 2-1. this morning, the Netherlands defeated Italy, 2-0. Germany takes on Sweden here in a little bit.

in the Gold Cup tonight, Haiti takes on Canada and Mexico plays Costa Rica.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be ROH and Ramy Youssef: Feelings.

the New York Yankees play the Boston Red Sox later today in London. with how the stadium looks, i'm expecting a ton of home runs the next two days.

i do plan on watching the AEW event tonight, Fyter Fest, mostly to see what should be one of the most violent wrestling matches in recent history, Jon Moxley vs. Joey Janela.

considering the Yankees play in the morning tomorrow, i will probably be on here after that game is over.

i hope everyone has an amazing Saturday. call if you need bail money.

until tomorrow kids...

Supongo que dormiré lo suficiente cuando esté muerto.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Gillian Welch & Willie Nelson - I'm Not Afraid to Die
Robert Plant & Allison Krauss - Rich Woman
Shovels & Rope & Shakey Graves - Unknown Legend

"For our senior pictures, they said 'Black or navy blazer.' And I thought, Why do I want to look like everybody else?" - Craig Sager

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: