sometimes, there isn't enough alcohol...

i made the mistake of not drinking before i had to help mom wash herself last night. at least if i had a good buzz on, i wouldn't have had flashbacks of washing my father's feet in church back in my youth. of course, i never verbalized any of this to my mother; she needed help and i'm trying to stay in a will...it's the curse of remembering so much of my life. if i wouldn't have been raised by wolves, i'm sure this would be a gift.

the New York Yankees got some great pitching yesterday and broke out the long ball to beat Toronto 7-0. they go for the series win today.

Game 3 of the Stanley Cup Final was crazy last night. the atmosphere in Nashville was great. hopefully Game 4 is even crazier.

the US Men's National team played Venezuela to a 1-1 draw in a soccer friendly last night. if the United States would have been a little more clinical in the final 3rd, they could have won. but, apparently only the youngest guy on the team knows how to do that.

ROH was great last night. that 8 man tag team match was one for the ages.

the Champions League final was great yesterday. the first half was pretty even. the second half was a different story. Real Madrid simply outclassed Juventus in the second half to win 4-1. that means in August, Real Madrid will take on Manchester United in the UEFA Super Cup. that should be interesting to say the least.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Silicon Valley, Last Week Tonight, Twin Peaks: The Return and I'm Dying Up Here.

i will be watching WWE Extreme Rules for most of the evening on WWE Network.

for a long time last night i was watching the BBC and what was going on in London. i would break out a #PrayforLondon but who the fuck thinks prayer actually fucking works. i'm more interested in the rush to get the news out there without giving two shits whether it's accurate or not.

mom did pretty well this morning with the physical therapist. she's actually sleeping in her bed right now, something she hasn't done since she came home from the surgery.

i hope everyone had a great Saturday. i hope your Sunday will be even better.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

David Bowie - Modern Love
Prince - Let's Go Crazy
Audioslave - Show Me How To Live
Jeff Buckley - Lover, You Should've Come Over (Live)

"Strength does not have to be belligerent and loud." - Russell Brand

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: