the glory days are gone my friends...

i do remember the days where i would get up early on a Saturday morning and watch Manchester United destroy some lesser teams with ease. those days are most certainly gone and i, and most United fans around the world, fear they are never coming back. United and Southampton finished 1-1 today, even though United played the last 15 minutes or so up a man. yet another game of dropping points. i certainly didn't want this Saturday to start like that.

the New York Yankees lost last night to Oakland, 8-2. it would be nice to see the Yankees actually win a game against Oakland this season. they haven't done that yet. hopefully, that happens this afternoon.

Vice News Tonight had another great week of shows.

A Black Lady Sketch Show was excellent last night. the season finale is next week.

i did watch some college football last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be ROH.

Ohio State plays Florida Atlantic today at noon. i can't wait to see how the Ryan Day era begins.

i am really looking forward to NXT UK Takeover:Cardiff this afternoon. i think it should a great one.

if i had the money, i would get AEW All Out tonight, but $50 is out of my range these days. that's the last big show before AEW starts on TNT.

i'll probably watch some more college football this evening, especially the Oregon vs. Auburn game.

i'll be on here tomorrow in the morning most likely.

i hope everyone has a great Saturday. call if you need bail money.

si tan solo la risa fuera fácil

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Cypress Hill - I Wanna Get High (Live)
Old Crow Medicine Show - Methamphetamine (Live)
Red Wanting Blue - Cocaine (Live)
Gov't Mule - Don't Step On the Grass, Sam (Live)
Velvet Underground - Heroin (Live)

"Music is spiritual. The music business is not." - Van Morrison

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

say goodbye to spring

nothing quite like a nice hot, humid day in early May. and since we usually resist using the AC for as long as possible, the house is nice and funky today. i guess i need to find the time to squeeze in a shower today.

i got two more emails from my aunt's today. it's becoming painfully obvious that my father told his family that my mother, sister and i wanted to never hear from them again. truth be told, my father told my mother that if we contacted his family ever again, he was going to kill her. talk about not being able to handle rejection. thank god that didn't pass on to me.

tonight is the absolute worst night for everything to be on television, given that i have a funeral to be at at 10 AM. if i'm wearing sunglasses in the rain tomorrow, everyone will understand why.

more on tonight's clusterfuck later.

the New York Yankees got their first sweep in Boston since 2006 with a 8-5 win last night. that was a sweet victory beer. they play against Toronto tonight.

the Sunday night shows were excellent. Nurse Jackie was great. Happyish is so fucking weird that it's quickly becoming a favorite of mine. the writing is great. Penny Dreadful was creepy and fucking brilliant. i love that that show is back. Veep was hilarious. Silicon Valley was great. and lastly, Last Week Tonight hit it out of the park again:

the clusterfuck tonight is massive. all of this is just about on at the same time. i think my DVR may blow up tonight. the Yankees, Game 3 between the New York Rangers and Washington, the NBA playoffs, the Gotham season finale, The Voice, Monday Night Raw, and to top everything off, that Kurt Cobain documentary is on HBO tonight. oh, and i nearly forgot the special that will be on CBS about David Letterman. how in the fuck am i going to watch all this?

thankfully both of my packages from Amazon.com came today before the rain. that allowed me to get mom's Mother's Day gifts all squared away for Sunday, or whenever my sister decides we're going to celebrate it.

my arthritis has been flaring for most of the day, so i know the rain is coming. good times.

i'll be on here sometime tomorrow afternoon unless i decide to just drink myself to oblivion after the funeral service. it will be Cinco de Mayo after all. and i have a whole book in my head of horror stories of my days with tequila. you tasty devil you.

that's all for my creative ass today. i hope everyone had a great weekend.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Sturgill Simpson - Metamodern Sounds in Country Music
Alabama Shakes - Sound & Color
Velvet Underground - Live Vol. 2

"I have been enlightened. I have fallen into poetry and it has swallowed me up." - Keith Haring

and your pro wrestling video of the day: